Porn on a Plane? Sorry, No Sequel
Sorry, Samuel L. Jackson. Snakes on a Plane, yes. Porn on a Plane, at least a Delta Airlines plane, no.Delta plans to roll out in-flight wi-fi later this year, but there were questions about what will happen if people are surfing, ahem, inappropriate websites or streaming inappropriate media. Originally Delta said it was going to handle this on a case-by-case basis, but after receiving feedback from customers and flight attendants, the company has reversed course, and is currently working with wireless provider Aircell to come up with a filter to block the inappropriate content. Full Story
#1 Oct 6, 2008
Perhaps they should have an Adults only area of the plane?
All they would need is a curtain and a mattress or tw0-- or they could do us all a favor and just not allow any children on the plane.
#2 Oct 6, 2008
Samuel could play O J's spot on the next "Airplane" sequel, charge them $10 for the porn and $5 for the Pollyanna, or just $20 for the player / headphones / porn watching curtain...
#3 Oct 6, 2008
I think you are on the right track here .
If you can't fight it, charge for it. The airline hostesses could also perform lap dances or more, provided the captain's fasten-your-seatbelt sign is switched off.
#4 Oct 6, 2008
Don't fly much, but doesn't help to be crammed in together like the hostess's Ho Ho's...
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