#44 Mar 27, 2007
Jenn found someone,,still the Jolie fans cant be happy for that,,,Jenn is not a self centered person,,you forget that Brad saw something in her for 7YRS,,I figure what your trying to say that Brad is as shallow as Jenn is...coz if so that would explain the choice Brad made in having his affair,,
#45 Mar 27, 2007
I have said it before
and I shall say it again:
In truth, I really like Jennifer Aniston a lot.
I only say "saucey" things about her in reaction
to the things that are spitefully being said
about Brad and Angelina.
If someone calls Brad a cheater, then,
I simply make up a fake story about how
Jennifer may have cheated.
If someone calls Angelina a homewrecker,
I simply make up a fake story,
showing that maybe the marriage was
really a crock of sheep dip.
That way I figure the sides a even.
#46 Mar 27, 2007
Blondie I can respect that but really I wasnt referring to you on this one,,I know how you feel on that matter,,,see i can still be nice to ya,,,talk to you soon..........
#47 Mar 27, 2007
You are such a liar. You trash her all the time your stupid 17 page stories which I will no longer read. Don't have the time nor the interest in your stupid poems. So from now on I will not be answering any of your posts. Don't cry ):
I will just scroll past them. One favor can you try to not to be so long winded. My hand gets tried scrolling past your posts!
#48 Mar 27, 2007
Oh! Come on Beastie.
I am sorry.
I did not mean to make you feel so badly.
I thought that you could take it.
You should see how you talk about Angelina.
You call her the worst names.
You say the meanest things about Brad.
I won't even mention some of the things that
you have said about their kids.
You have put down every single thing that Brad
and Angelina have decided to do. Everything.
And you think that I am going to pussy-foot
around the tulips with you. No! I am going to
give as good as I get.
Now. You must not start ignoring me. Whose
Beastie tail will I have to pull, if you turn
your spikey back on me? I would rather throw my
darts at your monster face, than at your lumpy,
boil-covered, hairy humped back.
Now I have to make up a love song poem just for
my precious Beastie. I love you, my poopie pet.
You know that you are my baby-blob!!!
I shall return.
#49 Mar 27, 2007
Can you use the word pussy-foot on this forum.
It means to tip-toe around.
Is that what you suggest that I do,
so that I do not hurt your delicate feelings.
Surely, you are not trying to say that I have
gotten under your armour plated thick as a tire,
rusty old hide. I am not that talented. You
flatter me to no end.
Do not be mad at me Beastie.
You know that I love you, dearly.
Say that you will let me make it up to you.
#50 Mar 29, 2007
Well, if I typed the above Tuesday,
and Beastie has not answered me, today,
which is Thursday....
Then that must mean that she really
did mean what she said,
when she said that
she was not going to even read
what I had to say, anymore!
Well, now I know how Jennifer must feel
about being cut off from the warmth
that is Brad Pitt.
(Laughing in my sleeve, as I type.)
#51 Mar 30, 2007
Why make up fake stories...telling it like it is,,read between the lines my dear,,it will be a better story in the long run..........
#52 Mar 30, 2007
maysan, you sweet little TinkerBelle!
Do you belong to Peter Pan, or to Naomi?
Beastie can not afford you, because she
has to pan-handle to buy a pack of sardines!
I write Fake Stories for people who wonder if
Jennifer has really moved on, or is she like
Penelope Cruz....shadowing her ex-soulmate!!!
Tom Cruise is "really good friends" with
Penelope? To that I say HA-HA-HA!!!
I have pretended not to care for one of my
ex-soulmates, and we woudl sneak and kiss like
there was no tomorrow, behind EVERYONE's back.
It was sneaky. It was wrong. But it was so much
fun to get away with it, tryig not to get caught,
and trying to to have anyone suspect what was going
on righ under their noses.
A hidden look.
A meaningful smile.
A tender touch.
A stollen kiss.
A hot embrace.
Thank goodness that it ended
without anyone being hurt
If I were to read in the papers
that Kate caught Tom and Penelope
"together" and stabbed Tom as a result,
I would pretend to be suprised, but
deep down inside, I would say, "Well,
he asked for it!!!" Kate sure ain't
going to let him get away with it.
She may look like a fool in love,
but she sure isn't anyone's fool.
She may look like she is not suspecting
anything, but I will bet that she has
her eyes wide open.....
and not "Eyes Wide Shut!!!!"
Do you see how far I am willing to go,
in order to make a joke!!!!
(Do you get in, now, my sweet maysan????)
I am a nut!!!
#53 Mar 30, 2007
You said it not me!
#54 Mar 30, 2007
Don't give up Blondie- you still have a chance. Love and hate being so close together really.
Maybe she will show Brad that he can go back to Jennifer by her coming back to you.(kidding, kidding, kidding)
#55 Mar 30, 2007
Do you really think Penelope Cruz still longs for Tom?? I would thank God everyday for not being in Katie's position if I were her. And I would wonder if Katie caught Tom with Penelope she would jump up, do a backflip while perfectly juggling that beautiful little Suri and say "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, I'm free at last." But hey, that's just me.
#56 Mar 31, 2007
I think that as beautiful as Penelope Cruz is,
and as taleneted as Penelope Cruz is, and as
desirable, sought after, and adored by zillions
of men....why oh why would she keep on showing
up, in Tom Cruise's photo shots...(like Howard K. Stern in almost all of Anna Nicole's shots.) IMO.
I joke around a lot.
But I know what it feels like to be still in love
with a man that has gone off with his new lady love,
and somehow, even though I had accepted that it
was over, the thrill of just being in the same
room with him, and the sound of his voice, and
the sight of his smile, or to hear him speak my name, was the greatest delight; to watch him walk
past me, to have him hand me a glass...was still
heaven to me....and I would be the happpiest person
just knowing that we were in the same vacinity.
Strange, but oh so true.
Love can make you do the craziest things.
Would I have admitted it then? No.
Not even to myself.
#57 Apr 2, 2007
hitting a few nerves.. You have the jen followers all in a tizzy. At this point Jen could care less about these so called fans of hers. Shes to busy making herself more and more plastic. Have you seen her pics lately. She can barely move that jaw. When she smiles now it looks weird. the skin strethes the wrong way. just look at the jawline and chin.. too much botox maybe?
#58 Apr 2, 2007
Whats the matter Just Thinking cant think of anything else to talk about than Jenn....Oh wait thats right nothing good about Jolie Im so sorry,,I Wasnt THINKING,,,
#59 Apr 3, 2007
It is 82 degrees outside!!!
It is time to blow up the rubber pools,
if you do not have a backyard pool.
Get on those bathing suits.
Get the water hoses and fill up
those little rubber pools, and try
to cool off. Sure the water will be
like ice at first.
Someone tell Britney Spears to watch
her kids, so that they won't drown.
Now, I have THAT to worry about all
Spring and all Summer!!! And tell Jennifer that Norman the Dog and Dolly
can drown in a pool, just as easily.
#60 Feb 10, 2009
Penelope Cruz Won an Award did she not? And Angelina went home to screaming misbehaved children who lost her earrings....hahaha.
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