'You Don't Mess With the Zohan'

PLOT An Israeli commando escapes to Manhattan with dreams of becoming a hairstylist.

[Theresa]

Joy and laughter can work miracles.

[Busey]

ADAM SANDLER SUCKS wrote:

Saying this is the best Adam Sandler film in years is hardly a glowing endorsement. Adam Sandler has NEVER made a good film so this can only be the best piece of crap he has made in years.
And another thing: no one would be calling this movie funny if Adam Sandler was a christian. Instead they would be calling this film a piece of racist propaganda.
But I'll try to be open-minded. I'm going to ask a couple of my friends who really are Israeli commandos what they think of it.

reach around the side of your body, then go down about a foot.....

then pull stick out of butt.

[Taylor F]

The first 3 words in this review are all I need to know. They speak volumes about the people who think it's funny.

[Bob Sacamano]

Israeli propoganda disguised as a comedy. Maybe the Israelis are ready for this lighthearted comedy...but the Palestinians, who suffer killings and starvation on a daily basis may not be.

[judge and jury]

It's just a movie,and very funny movie by the way!

[Pompano Beach Gail]

judge and jury wrote:

It's just a movie,and very funny movie by the way!

I'm looking forward to seeing it. I love Adam Sandler. The only movie of his that I didn't like was "Punchdrunk Love".

[Thanks Eastern Europe]

Taylor F wrote:

The first 3 words in this review are all I need to know. They speak volumes about the people who think it's funny.

Yet another pin-headed jew hater heard from. I owe my existence to jew haters. If they had not tormented my ancestors in the late 1800's, my family would have stayed in Europe and been wiped out by the nazis. I'd never have been born. Keep up the good work you ignorant slime. Your type are a particularly good reminder that no matter where Jews go - we are always resented, and usually hated behind our backs. Thanks for reaffirming the need for us to stay strong.

Why do ignorant gentiles who fail in life always point to Jews as the excuse for their failures? Then they need a doctor and will only go to a Jew...

[Thanks Eastern Europe]

Why do ignorant gentiles who fail in life always point to Jews as the excuse for their failures? Then they need a doctor and will only go to a Jew.

(don't know why that was censored)

[Thanks Eastern Europe]

Why do ignorant gentiles who fail in life always point to Jews as the excuse for their failures? Then they need a doctor and will only go to a Jewish MD?

[Pompano Beach Gail]

Thanks Eastern Europe wrote:

Why do ignorant gentiles who fail in life always point to Jews as the excuse for their failures? Then they need a doctor and will only go to a Jewish MD?

Surely you didn't expect them to take the blame for themselves, did you?

Lukily for me, my father & his brother are 1st generation American (their parents left Russia & Austria in 1910) & my grand-parents on my mother's side were born here as my great-grandparents left Europe (Poland) around the turn of the century. They were all lucky to have left before the paint-sniffer took power (Hitler).

[David Perez]

Man if this is all Hollywood offers forget it,they should stop making movies its the same crap over and over again.

[Francesco Sinibaldi]

Hello my dear.

Behind a melody
the close of the
day resembles the
north wind attending
a field, and this
water-course appears
in my mind like
a delicate sadness
at the height of
the season: I wait
for a pleasure, I dream
the sunflower.

Francesco Sinibaldi

[John]

I hate all u stupid Americans Jew and Christian alike cant wait till ur fleeting empire crumbles. Listen to urselves. Its a funny movie period !

[judge and jury]

Pompano Beach Gail wrote:

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I'm looking forward to seeing it. I love Adam Sandler. The only movie of his that I didn't like was "Punchdrunk Love".

He is funny guy!

[Israel needs to wake up]

And that yes...They do need to go out of their ways to share the land they think they are entitled to.
Adam Sandler lost me with "The Wedding Singer"...I liked him better as Opera Man...This movie wreaks of Propoganda and seems to be aimed at glamorizing Jewish soldiers...who need to practice the patience of Judism and open their hearts to their neighbors...who surround them and outnumber them ten-fold...Israel...dont be stupid, Share or fall.

[June14]

This flick is absolutely AWEFUL, I was out the door before the first credit cleared the screen. Not even remotely funny or clever, this is the second Sandler movie (Chuck and Larry) that I have wasted money on. I’ll wait for the video on his future pics.

[Pompano Beach Gail]

June14 wrote:

This flick is absolutely AWEFUL, I was out the door before the first credit cleared the screen. Not even remotely funny or clever, this is the second Sandler movie (Chuck and Larry) that I have wasted money on. I’ll wait for the video on his future pics.

Didn't you get to see a different movie after walking out of this one? What did you end up seeing?

[Bronx Boneheads]

Another screen gem from the Hollywood halfwits.

[annie]

People the movie was not good to many jokes about sex.The best movie Adam Sandler has been is click.

[whatever]

Thanks Eastern Europe wrote:

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Yet another pin-headed jew hater heard from. I owe my existence to jew haters. If they had not tormented my ancestors in the late 1800's, my family would have stayed in Europe and been wiped out by the nazis. I'd never have been born. Keep up the good work you ignorant slime. Your type are a particularly good reminder that no matter where Jews go - we are always resented, and usually hated behind our backs. Thanks for reaffirming the need for us to stay strong.
Why do ignorant gentiles who fail in life always point to Jews as the excuse for their failures? Then they need a doctor and will only go to a Jew...

Just thought I'd let you know... it's safe to go back.