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Larry David, Ron Howard and Miley Cyrus: All members of the Sur...

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This meeting of the Surnameless Club will now come to order. Membership, as the name implies, is limited to those people whose last name also is a common first name, plaguing their existence with a sadly ...

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Funny

Crystal Lake, IL

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#1
Feb 17, 2009
 
"When someone says,'Oh, you have two first names,' I say,'No, I have two surnames, and you can call me sir.'"

Funny. Of course, people aware that royals use that line would really guffaw.
James Kimberly

Chicago, IL

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#2
Feb 17, 2009
 
Hear, hear!
San

Homewood, IL

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#4
Feb 17, 2009
 
Light-hearted article needed for these heavy times. Brought a smile to my face--since I don't have this "issue."

“Sounding off like I got a pair”

Since: Jul 08

Chicagoland

ISP: Glenview, IL

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#5
Feb 17, 2009
 
Missed a big one (pun intended):
Michael Clark Duncan
SANDRA HANNAH

Barrington, IL

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#7
Feb 17, 2009
 
I TRULY UNDERSTAND!
SANDRA HANNAH

Barrington, IL

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#8
Feb 17, 2009
 
Trust me, I understand!
Kevin

Northbrook, IL

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#9
Feb 17, 2009
 
At least people get your names right half of the time. My college roommate was Pirttrue Thomas. No one ever got that right.
eaderray

Chicago, IL

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#10
Feb 17, 2009
 
My personal favorite: "Are you SURE that's your last name?"
Randy Lawrence

Algonquin, IL

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#11
Feb 17, 2009
 
I have a standard response: "Please don't call me Larry"
hihi

Arlington Heights, IL

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#12
Feb 17, 2009
 
What about people with 2 last names? Example- Morgan Jones- morgan could also be a last name as well as a first name. Funny how these things work.
Jeff jeffery

Garland, TX

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#13
Feb 17, 2009
 
What about isiah Thomas?
too old

Lombard, IL

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#14
Feb 17, 2009
 
Um... what?
Toby

Seattle, WA

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#15
Feb 18, 2009
 
Only one president? Zachary Taylor and John Tyler, at least, not to mention the slightly more arguable William Henry Harrison, Harry Truman, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin Pierce, Ulysses S. Grant, Jimmy Carter, etc.
XXX

Monessen, PA

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#16
Feb 19, 2009
 
How about Jason Alexander of "Seinfeld" fame?
XXX

Monessen, PA

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#17
Feb 19, 2009
 
Toby wrote:
Only one president? Zachary Taylor and John Tyler, at least, not to mention the slightly more arguable William Henry Harrison, Harry Truman, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin Pierce, Ulysses S. Grant, Jimmy Carter, etc.
"Truman" is a first name. Just ask "Breakfast At Tiffany's" writer Truman Capote (not of the Surnameless Club)
MediaCat

Chicago, IL

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#18
Feb 20, 2009
 
Don't forget NBC5's mumblin bumblin Art Norman
LAJ

Oakland, CA

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#19
May 13, 2009
 
http://www.linkedin.com/groups...

A group on linked in for those of us with 2 first names
Jim Baron

Dudley, MA

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#20
Jun 4, 2009
 
Miley Cyrus thinks that Jim Baron from Duxbury, Massachusetts is cute.

Since: Nov 08

Maple Shade, NJ

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#21
Oct 31, 2009
 
Larry David likes to piss on Jesus.
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