100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

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“just an average girl”

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Feb 16, 2009
 

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ok so i'll start

1. ask a male worker if he would trust this brand of tasmpons

2. rob them without a mask

3. camp out in their beds section

4. go to the cashier with a hundred things and then end up going away without buying anything

ok now u guys try thinking of some
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6. ask if which brand of ''intamacy gel'' they would reccomend.
7. test out their bycicles in the store.
8. pretend to be a walmart greeter and use jeff dunhams bit on ''GET YOUR SH"" AND ET OUT

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LOL @#1.
I'm going to do that.

9. Piss on the floor

10. Asking a male worker if he's female

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11. Run up to an employee (preferrably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him, "I need some tampons!!"

12. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what he does.

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Feb 16, 2009
 
I actually think you wouldn't kicked out for that, they'd just laugh at you.
LOL.

“How fantastic does this look??”

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13. Replace the toys with the lady products and the lady products with the toys.
14. Randomly start throwing snacks out the window
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15. Break everything in sight. Topple toys. Rip magazines. And scream "The World is Ending! The World is Ending!!!!!"
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16. take tools and oil and go around tuning up the bikes.

17. stare at expensive jewlery and drool on the glass display cases.

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Feb 17, 2009
 
alwaysontherun wrote:
I actually think you wouldn't kicked out for that, they'd just laugh at you.
LOL.
Lol I know. I want to do number 13 though.:DD

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Feb 17, 2009
 
Shawna_is_awesome wrote:
<quoted text> Lol I know. I want to do number 13 though.:DD
i already did tho...
sorryz!
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18. walk around humming the mission impossible theme song, and when anyone ask you what your doing, push them out of the way and yell "look out"
19. attempt to fly off an high shelf
20. buy 350 cans of tuna, and when the cashier tells you the price, start yelling and screaming saying "this can't be right, you have to take them back"
21. start a fish stick fight
22. walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
23.(this requires a friend) have your friend push you around in a cart and yell "the british are coming"

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18.Org anize a anti-war/corporation/globaliza tion/genetically modified food there.
19.Claim you're Sam Walton(founder of Walmart)'s grandchildren and starts giving out orders.
20.Dress up as Chad Vader and starts force pushing people.
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Feb 17, 2009
 
Shawna_is_awesome wrote:
11. Run up to an employee (preferrably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him, "I need some tampons!!"
12. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what he does.
LOLZ!!!!!!! number 11 is hiliarious!!!

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24. Have a water balloon fight in the electronics section
25. Have races down from one end of the store and back with shopping carts
26. Call customer service from inside the store and ask them to page your child Obi wan.
27. Start a war with your friends with all the toys in the kid section

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28. Run around screaming fire fire

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Feb 17, 2009
 
Sasasoo wrote:
<quoted text> i already did tho...
sorryz!
I meant to say 12, but what happened when you did 13?!

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xoxoLOLZoxox wrote:
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LOLZ!!!!!!! number 11 is hiliarious!!!
Lol I know!! I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing.

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Feb 17, 2009
 
29. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples?"

30. Randomly put condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking.

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#22
Feb 17, 2009
 
LOL.
Basically the funniest ones IMO are 1, 11, and 13.

31. Give both male and female workers nipple twisters
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or 'purple nurples'
whatever floats your canoo.
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32. Have your child's 3 birthday party there! and set the kids loose in the toy aisle!

33. Try out all the fishing rods hooks and all!

34. Have a good game of Sunday foot ball with all your friends!

35. bring in a fish, and try all the frying pans till you find one it will fit in!

36.men-go in dressing room, and keep trying on womens dresses, and asking passers by what they think of the color, and style, but most importantly ask if the lace g-string makes your A*s*s* look big!

37.ange your kids diaper in the fresh fruit aisle!

38put your kids to sleep in the display crib and ask people to be quite when they try to go down that isle, and then ask one of the staff to watch her while you shop!

39setup a lunch on one of the tables using the dishes and food that can be found in the store, then invite the staff to join you for lunch.

40.take your pregnant wife in and insist on a refund for the home pregnancy test you bought because they keep saying that she is pregnant, and she is not, so clearly they are broken.

41.Insist that you need to try the condoms on for size!

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