100 things not to say to a cop when p...
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Mayfield, KY

#223 Jun 12, 2012
offcier is that beer on your breath

Since: Oct 10

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#224 Jun 29, 2012
I'll buy you a donut if you let be go.

May I feel your nightstick?

I'm in a hurry. But, here's my number, so call me maybe.

Nice cop costume! I think Imma be a cop for Halloween this year.

United States

#226 Aug 11, 2012
No ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol.
yo jokes

Winston Hills, Australia

#227 Sep 10, 2012
29. Bad cop,no donut.

30. Will this take long,your wife is waiting for me.

31. No offi,offic,lufficer.....I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

32. I'm not surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts are having a 3 for 1 special!

Bonita Springs, FL

#228 Oct 23, 2012
i know where you live!
Wallacemakenzie9 19

Kansas City, MO

#229 Nov 15, 2012
I'm sorry I was speeding I was in a rush to get home and watch cops

Halifax, Canada

#230 Nov 16, 2012

Masontown, PA

#231 Nov 16, 2012
youtube.com/watch... ……… FM Female Mature gets naked

Baton Rouge, LA

#232 Dec 23, 2012
mad_gum_chic101 wrote:
11. oh you must be (insert 'code' name), here's your (insert something illegal)
12. hey who the hell do you think you are stopping me like that
13. call 911 and say there's some freak who's been following me for half an hour and insists to see my id card...*mumbles* hobos these days
14.she not sucking me, SHE LOOKING FOR HER CONTACTS.

Baton Rouge, LA

#233 Dec 23, 2012
This isn't my car or my drivers licenses.

Daleville, AL

#234 Jan 9, 2013
sorry i dont have anymore donuts. better luck catching me next time.

United States

#235 Feb 10, 2013
When the cop gets to the window read him his miranda rights .

Oceanside, CA

#236 Feb 16, 2013
Cop: you were goin a bit fast ah
Me: well you see I was reaching for my beer and my gun fell on the gas pedal and umm I thought cops were supposed to be in shape well bye (drive off)

Covington, KY

#237 Feb 20, 2013
Getting Pulled over for speeding. Cop ask for license and registration . Say Yeah let me get it it's just under my 9mm in the glove box. Cop say step out of the vehicle confused. Youh say this inst my car intact the owner is in the trunck dead by the way. Cop calls back up. Back up gets there. Back asks if it's all true. Say no officer and I bet that son of a bitch also told you he pulled me over for speeding. He let's you go!!!!!!
cop block

Warren, OH

#238 Jul 12, 2013
whats for breakfast?

Sandpoint, ID

#239 Jul 30, 2013
that is so funny i would totally do that but i want to be a cop all my life it kinda sucks

Sandpoint, ID

#240 Jul 30, 2013
you can't pull me over, i AM a cop let me see YOUR license.

Sandpoint, ID

#241 Jul 30, 2013
that is funny how about we find a quiet dark room and do somthing naked and find out in the morning

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