100 things not to say to a cop when p...

100 things not to say to a cop when pulled over.

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Since: Dec 08

United States

#1 Mar 8, 2009
1. dose this ID look real.
2. will you hold my beer.
3. iv only had 12 beers to drink to day.
4. will you let me off the hook if i give you a donut.

Since: Oct 08

Whittier, CA

#2 Mar 8, 2009
HAHAHAH xDDD
I like all of those lol.

but I can't think of anything.
:X
daniel

Daleville, AL

#3 Mar 8, 2009
White Fire wrote:
1. dose this ID look real.
2. will you hold my beer.
3. iv only had 12 beers to drink to day.
4. will you let me off the hook if i give you a donut.
all the above! xDD

“Le coup de grace”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#4 Mar 9, 2009
5. I did it! I did it! Don't shoot me man/

Since: Dec 08

Barbourville, KY

#5 Mar 13, 2009
6. How long were you following me.

“Miss me? Neither did I.”

Since: Nov 07

The firey pits of hell.

#6 Mar 13, 2009
7. I swear to drunk I'm not god.
ThAT_KiD

Polk City, FL

#7 Mar 13, 2009
Or a 100 things to get your azz beat. Go ahead guys do this stuff. You'll be rodney king.

Since: Dec 08

Barbourville, KY

#8 Mar 14, 2009
8. Im not drunk

9. I didn't steal this car

10. I have no ID

“just an average girl”

Since: Mar 08

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#9 Mar 15, 2009
11. oh you must be (insert 'code' name), here's your (insert something illegal)

12. hey who the hell do you think you are stopping me like that

13. call 911 and say there's some freak who's been following me for half an hour and insists to see my id card...*mumbles* hobos these days

Since: Dec 08

Manchester, KY

#10 Mar 20, 2009
14. Take me drunk ossifer im home.

Since: Dec 08

London, KY

#11 Mar 31, 2009
15. Do you know how fast i was going.
danielle

Daleville, AL

#12 Apr 2, 2009
sorry i dont have any donuts. but ill let you see mine in my pants. xDD
daniel

Daleville, AL

#13 Apr 3, 2009
how was that not funny? whatever.

but just to know what the "donut in my pants" means. you know? the vajayjay!
daniel

Daleville, AL

#14 Apr 3, 2009
officer. i never realized that you have an very distinguished chin.

Since: Dec 08

London, KY

#15 Apr 3, 2009
16. Please dont search my car officer.

“just an average girl”

Since: Mar 08

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#16 Apr 4, 2009
17. hey listen could you make this quick im kinda in a hurry, the cops are after me for murdering someone and stealing thier car

Since: Apr 09

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#17 Apr 6, 2009
Are you stalking me? o.0

Since: Dec 08

Manchester, KY

#18 Apr 6, 2009
18. Why are you following me for.
Pooja

West New York, NJ

#20 Apr 7, 2009
19. I swear I won't murder you if you let me go.
20. I swear I WILL murder you if you let me go.
21. Can you show me YOUR ID?
22. Your car is pretty. How much will it cost me to buy it off of you.
23. Excuse me have you see [Name]? She was suposed to meet me here after robbing [insert bank name]

“Stop the World && Melt W/ You”

Since: Apr 08

Courtland, CA

#21 Apr 7, 2009
24. Wait! Let me find my pants...
25. Wanna beer? It's okay, I have plenty more at the back.
26. You have a pretty mustache.
27. And who are YOU supposed to be?
28. Do you like donuts? I like donuts. Where's your favorite donut place? REALLY! SO IS MINE! OHMYGOSH WE ARE SIBLINGS SEPARATED AT BIRTH. Are you kidding? You look a lot like me. What ticket? To Disneyland? Aw, you shouldn't have, man. What do you mean it's a speeding ticket. Where is speeding? We should go there some time, really bond. And I am insisting that YOU ARE my long lost brother. Look in the mirror.*cop unwillingly sighs and looks in the mirror**you bash officer's head into the mirror and drive off* SO LONG SUCKER. DON'T LOOK AT MY LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!!!

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