RS: Michael Jackson Is "Smelly": Ten Things We Learned From the "Ebony" Cover Story

To mark the twenty-fifth anniversary of Thriller , Michael Jackson sat down with Ebony for what the magazine is calling his first print interview in a decade .

[Evil Kathy]

"Quincy Jones and Steven Spielberg call Jackson “Smelly” in honor of the word MJ — who doesn’t swear much — substitutes for profanity."

Yeah, Wacky, as in: "That smelly guy has manpon leakage again."

Or: "Too bad smelly old Wacky Jacky doesn't learn some basic hygiene."

Even: "Whooeeey, you're SMELLY!"

[Goto]

Ten things I learned from the Ebony Cover Story:

1. Chocolate does not go up my ass
2. Michael Jackson is a pedophile
3. Sex is best when you're horny
4. MJsAngel is a stupid fuck
5. F'loons are fairies in disguise
6. Potato chip sandwiches are tasty on Mondays and Wednesdays
7. I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman
8. Rinse, repeat
9. Quincy Jones made Thriller, NOT Michael Jackson
10.I had too much to drink

[Mickeyz 428]

This nick name was never meant to be insulting and it's better than Jacko.

[InDaHouse]

Mickeyz 428 wrote:

This nick name was never meant to be insulting and it's better than Jacko.

Now we have a f'loon who can not only read the mind of Wacko, but of Quincy Jones as well! Incredible!

[sunshine]

actually for u haters out there, Quincy Jones calls MJ smelly cos he says Michael has a tendency to 'smell out' hit records - so f u!

[InDaHouse]

sunshine wrote:

actually for u haters out there, Quincy Jones calls MJ smelly cos he says Michael has a tendency to 'smell out' hit records - so f u!

Well Wacko hasn't done that for years - I think his talent for sniffing out troubled boy butt would be more accurate.