Nun tells of healing after praying to John Paul II

Sister Marie Simon-Pierre speaks with the media during a press conference at Aix-en-Provence's archbishopric, Monday, Jan. Full Story
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“I hate watermelon!”

Since: Dec 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#21 Jan 18, 2011
balderdash wrote:
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"Miracles" of convinience.
My thoughts exactly.

Since: Dec 07

Arlington, VA

#22 Jan 18, 2011
I can't understand why any rational person would blindly accept this fantasy about miracles concocted by the Holy Roman Pedophilic Church. But what intelligent person would accept the teachings of this or any other "church"? Sheeple!

Since: Apr 10

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#23 Jan 18, 2011
Jeff Spangler wrote:
I can't understand why any rational person would blindly accept this fantasy about miracles concocted by the Holy Roman Pedophilic Church. But what intelligent person would accept the teachings of this or any other "church"? Sheeple!
My dear child, it is our opinion at the Vatican that many of our world's people are not rational. That's why we are so successful. Lend us your ears, send us your money, and kiss my Papal Ring!

Domino Nabisco Baby!
BlackCloud

Shippensburg, PA

#24 Jan 19, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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My dear child, when you say "BS" are you saying Bull ****?
How dare you mock the Roman Catholic Church like this. As the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick I have worked my tail off getting this Nun story to make sense. Sister Marie was interviewed for 15 minutes here at the Vatican and it is our opinion that her story is true indeed. Not only was her story "miraculous" but she was "reborn" in the process! This is great news my child and you must accept this to be true. The Vatican would never lie to you or its people. We are holy and sin free.
God bless you my child.
Now go out and scoop up that "BS"
Domino Nabisco Baby!
It amuses me to no end to hear these fairy tales. I cannot believe that people still support the catholic church despite the current scandals and scandals of the past.
Father Pfleger

York, PA

#25 Jan 19, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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Wow! You got quite a story my dear child. I was never that lucky my child. My mother, Mrs. Dick wanted me to become a Catholic Priest. I said "What the Hell" and took her advice. To be honest with you, I never missed the sex when I took that celibacy oath. I always had my palm handy when I felt the urge. Well to make a story short, I rose to Bishop and Cardinal quickly. When my former boss passed away the Vatican felt they needed a another Pope because of tradition. All us Cardinals were locked away in the Cistern Chapel to decide who will be the next Pope. Well I had to go to the toilet to take a pee and when I return they told me that I was elected Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. I was so surprised, I **** my pants!
My advice to you is never leave the room to take a pee if you don't want to be elected for a job.
And "that's the rest of the story".
Domino Nabisco Baby!
What a dumb a$$ed Pope you are! One does not 'TAKE' a pee, for that matter, a dump; one 'LEAVES' a pee and/or dump! What use would there be for 'TAKING' a pee/dump; recommend you simply 'LEAVE' IT!!!
Hershey Highway Driver

York, PA

#26 Jan 19, 2011
deanoff wrote:
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If that image turns you on,perve away. but I must warn you, I'm not a catholic alter boy.
How does that work in the UK, do you guys ALSO drive on the LEFT(port)SIDE of the HERSHEY HIGHWAY?
Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV

York, PA

#27 Jan 19, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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My dear child, I see that your nickname is Pope Bend A Dick. I'm the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick. I grew up in Germany. Are you related to the Dick's now living in Germany? My grandfather was Huge Dick and I have an uncle by the name of Hard Dick. We called him "Hard On" Dick.
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!
Nick name my a$$, you greaseball Kraut! NO, "YOUR IMMENSE-NESS", our DICK's departed Germany, as we could stand that murderin' SOB that began ruining Germany in the 1930's. We immigrated (not only that, moved) to Iceland. Due to the extreme cold, we became known as the "Little Dicks". After suffering much persecution for THAT, we moved on to warmer climes (FloridaY). Where we became so respected by the ladies, henceforth, we were known as (in you can't) "Bend A Dick". However, with the extreme cold weather there, the past few winters, we are once again suffering the SAME humiliation as in Iceland. Within the month, we will be moving on south to warmer Haiti! Papa Little Doc appreciates "Bend A Dicks". He certainly understands DICKS. However, his group prefers to be know as PRICKS! Yours in Brotherhood to all the DICKS OF THE WORLD!

Since: Apr 10

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#28 Jan 19, 2011
Father Pfleger wrote:
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What a dumb a$$ed Pope you are! One does not 'TAKE' a pee, for that matter, a dump; one 'LEAVES' a pee and/or dump! What use would there be for 'TAKING' a pee/dump; recommend you simply 'LEAVE' IT!!!
My dear child, why would you want to leave a pee? You take a pee! Just like you take a shit! We take a lot here at the Vatican. Now I must offer you my special Papal Blessing. May I extend my hand so you can kiss my Papal Ring? I even washed my hand after I took a pee.

Domino Nabisco Baby!

Since: Apr 10

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#29 Jan 19, 2011
Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV wrote:
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Nick name my a$$, you greaseball Kraut! NO, "YOUR IMMENSE-NESS", our DICK's departed Germany, as we could stand that murderin' SOB that began ruining Germany in the 1930's. We immigrated (not only that, moved) to Iceland. Due to the extreme cold, we became known as the "Little Dicks". After suffering much persecution for THAT, we moved on to warmer climes (FloridaY). Where we became so respected by the ladies, henceforth, we were known as (in you can't) "Bend A Dick". However, with the extreme cold weather there, the past few winters, we are once again suffering the SAME humiliation as in Iceland. Within the month, we will be moving on south to warmer Haiti! Papa Little Doc appreciates "Bend A Dicks". He certainly understands DICKS. However, his group prefers to be know as PRICKS! Yours in Brotherhood to all the DICKS OF THE WORLD!
OMG! You called me a "greaseball Kraut"

Thank you my child. How about a special Papal Blessing?

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#30 Jan 19, 2011
BlackCloud wrote:
<quoted text>It amuses me to no end to hear these fairy tales. I cannot believe that people still support the catholic church despite the current scandals and scandals of the past.
Fairy tales? What makes you think that the Catholic Religion is based on "fairy tales"?

We fib a little here at the Vatican but we do not employ fairy's.

Echo Sperry Two Two!
Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV

York, PA

#31 Jan 19, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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OMG! You called me a "greaseball Kraut"
Thank you my child. How about a special Papal Blessing?
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!
My sincere apologies! I really lost my head; speakin' of head, oh well, that's another story in itself. I should have called you a "FAIRY greaseball Kraut"! Bend over and grab your ankles, I'll give you a Papal blessing that you will never forget. Uh, what in the hell is wrong with us????? lol... You folks better be correct, or you know where we will be going! Possibly we could write a PERSONAL LETTER to the COMING (play on words) Pope, as soon as that grouchy old SOB 'PopeBennieDick' finally kicks off! It worked for a deceased U.S. Senator, why wouldn't it work for us. Hey, just askin'! Bless you son!
Ron Pope-peel

Shrewsbury, PA

#32 Jan 19, 2011
Sheryl 1 wrote:
hmmm...hope this brings my avatar back!
Sheryl, I prayed for your avatar to come back, and I see that it did. I think that means that one of us is up for sainthood - and it ain't you baby. Anyone want to by a specially blessed Veg-o-Matic?
Clifford Bend A Dick

York, PA

#33 Jan 19, 2011
Ron Pope-peel wrote:
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Sheryl, I prayed for your avatar to come back, and I see that it did. I think that means that one of us is up for sainthood - and it ain't you baby. Anyone want to by a specially blessed Veg-o-Matic?
'Ron Pol Pot', I warned you last evening, well, early morning hours, to just stay in Mommies cellar, away from the computer, and shut the hell up. I ain't tellin' you again!
Ron Pope-peel

Shrewsbury, PA

#34 Jan 19, 2011
Clifford Bend A Dick wrote:
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'Ron Pol Pot', I warned you last evening, well, early morning hours, to just stay in Mommies cellar, away from the computer, and shut the hell up. I ain't tellin' you again!
Ron is your friend. Believe in Ron. But don't drink the warm "lemon" Kool-Aid if you go over to his house.
Alexander the Great

Keratsíni, Greece

#35 Jan 20, 2011
Where are Sheryl and Ronan with their atheist rants???

the communist sure as hell doesnt believe in miracles.

atheist = communist = socialist = muslim

I can see half-arab Ronan screaming "Allah Akbar" like a wild rabied dog!!!
Dimitry the Lover

York, PA

#36 Jan 20, 2011
Alexander the Great wrote:
Where are Sheryl and Ronan with their atheist rants???
the communist sure as hell doesnt believe in miracles.
atheist = communist = socialist = muslim
I can see half-arab Ronan screaming "Allah Akbar" like a wild rabied dog!!!
Dumb, even for a Greek.

I'm hungry for an omlete. Where's your diner?

Your intellect + keyboard = ignorant f*ckface.

“I hate watermelon!”

Since: Dec 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#37 Jan 21, 2011
Father Pfleger wrote:
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What a dumb a$$ed Pope you are! One does not 'TAKE' a pee, for that matter, a dump; one 'LEAVES' a pee and/or dump! What use would there be for 'TAKING' a pee/dump; recommend you simply 'LEAVE' IT!!!
Whoa...Father Pfleger. You vying for the papal position?

Not the position the clergy takes with the altar boys.

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