Nun tells of healing after praying to...

Nun tells of healing after praying to John Paul II

There are 37 comments on the The York Daily Record story from Jan 17, 2011, titled Nun tells of healing after praying to John Paul II. In it, The York Daily Record reports that:

Sister Marie Simon-Pierre speaks with the media during a press conference at Aix-en-Provence's archbishopric, Monday, Jan.

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BlackCloud

Chambersburg, PA

#1 Jan 17, 2011
BS.

PopeBennieDick

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#2 Jan 17, 2011
BlackCloud wrote:
BS.
My dear child, when you say "BS" are you saying Bull Shit?

How dare you mock the Roman Catholic Church like this. As the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick I have worked my tail off getting this Nun story to make sense. Sister Marie was interviewed for 15 minutes here at the Vatican and it is our opinion that her story is true indeed. Not only was her story "miraculous" but she was "reborn" in the process! This is great news my child and you must accept this to be true. The Vatican would never lie to you or its people. We are holy and sin free.

God bless you my child.

Now go out and scoop up that "BS"

Domino Nabisco Baby!
Ron Pope-peel

New Freedom, PA

#3 Jan 17, 2011
He prayed and saved a French nun. How many other of his prayers went unanswered? His prayers evidently couldn't stop Hitler, stop the Holocaust, stop Ford from making the Edsel, keep Jimmy Carter or G. W. Bush out of the White House, stop 9/11 and/or war in the Middle East, and he allowed Michael Jackson to live. Pardon my skepticism.

ps: I still got a lot of old Veg-o-Matics down in the basement, and I'll still give you a free cap-snaffler with every order.

PopeBennieDick

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#4 Jan 17, 2011
Ron Pope-peel wrote:
He prayed and saved a French nun. How many other of his prayers went unanswered? His prayers evidently couldn't stop Hitler, stop the Holocaust, stop Ford from making the Edsel, keep Jimmy Carter or G. W. Bush out of the White House, stop 9/11 and/or war in the Middle East, and he allowed Michael Jackson to live. Pardon my skepticism.
ps: I still got a lot of old Veg-o-Matics down in the basement, and I'll still give you a free cap-snaffler with every order.
No, No, No! You got it all wrong my dear child. The Nun prayed to the Pope! I suggest you get you're facts straight before you post that Bull Shit! I'm the Pope and I got all the facts. Now run along and pray to me or I will do an Exorcism on you.

Domino Nabisco Baby!
balderdash

United States

#5 Jan 17, 2011
Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV

York, PA

#6 Jan 17, 2011
Witnessed her "piTcher" on the evening news. Would someone, anyone, please pray to have her teef repaired. She looks like those woodchucks, "chuckin' wood". You folks may be wrong you know! I mean, Teddy wrote a special letter to THAT GUY over there, and am sure he is livin' high off the hog, in heaven, as we speak; with Murtha being his valet. However, I've been known to be wrong, OCCASSSIIONALLY!
deanoff

Thornton Heath, UK

#7 Jan 17, 2011
You put your left leg in,
You put your left leg out,
In, out, in, out,
shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!
Hershey Highway Driver

York, PA

#8 Jan 17, 2011
deanoff wrote:
You put your left leg in,
You put your left leg out,
In, out, in, out,
shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about...
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!
Then you bend over and grab your ankles and take it like a man, as "deanoff" loves to do!

PopeBennieDick

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#9 Jan 17, 2011
Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV wrote:
Witnessed her "piTcher" on the evening news. Would someone, anyone, please pray to have her teef repaired. She looks like those woodchucks, "chuckin' wood". You folks may be wrong you know! I mean, Teddy wrote a special letter to THAT GUY over there, and am sure he is livin' high off the hog, in heaven, as we speak; with Murtha being his valet. However, I've been known to be wrong, OCCASSSIIONALLY!
My dear child, I see that your nickname is Pope Bend A Dick. I'm the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick. I grew up in Germany. Are you related to the Dick's now living in Germany? My grandfather was Huge Dick and I have an uncle by the name of Hard Dick. We called him "Hard On" Dick.

Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!
Ron Pope-peel

New Freedom, PA

#10 Jan 17, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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No, No, No! You got it all wrong my dear child. The Nun prayed to the Pope! I suggest you get you're facts straight before you post that Bull ****! I'm the Pope and I got all the facts. Now run along and pray to me or I will do an Exorcism on you.
Domino Nabisco Baby!
I stand corrected. So, what's the going rate to get my prayers answered? I got this sh*tload of veg-o-matics and cap snafflers down in the basement, and the ol' lady's starting to ride my a$$ pretty hard. I'll pay the going rate and throw in a case of Pocket Fishermen to sweeten the deal. Get back to me asap your holiness. Also, how much for one of your hats? I'd like to float one out on eBay. Times are tough in Popeil-Land, and my 80 year-old mug don't play so well on the tv anymore. That coke-tootin' Billy Mays screwed things up for all of us. Can you pray him back to life so's I can smack him around a little?
deanoff

Thornton Heath, UK

#11 Jan 17, 2011
Hershey Highway Driver wrote:
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Then you bend over and grab your ankles and take it like a man, as "deanoff" loves to do!
If that image turns you on,perve away. but I must warn you, I'm not a catholic alter boy.

PopeBennieDick

Since: Apr 10

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#12 Jan 17, 2011
Ron Pope-peel wrote:
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I stand corrected. So, what's the going rate to get my prayers answered? I got this sh*tload of veg-o-matics and cap snafflers down in the basement, and the ol' lady's starting to ride my a$$ pretty hard. I'll pay the going rate and throw in a case of Pocket Fishermen to sweeten the deal. Get back to me asap your holiness. Also, how much for one of your hats? I'd like to float one out on eBay. Times are tough in Popeil-Land, and my 80 year-old mug don't play so well on the tv anymore. That coke-tootin' Billy Mays screwed things up for all of us. Can you pray him back to life so's I can smack him around a little?
The going rate to get your prayers answered? What do you think I am? A gigolo? I suggest you stand on a street corner and pray your A SS off!

I see your a Pope Peel. I don't recall ever seeing any Peel's in Germany.

Domino Nabisco Baby!
deanoff

Thornton Heath, UK

#13 Jan 17, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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The going rate to get your prayers answered? What do you think I am? A gigolo? I suggest you stand on a street corner and pray your A SS off!
I see your a Pope Peel. I don't recall ever seeing any Peel's in Germany.
Domino Nabisco Baby!
I think the police may want a word with you.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2...
Ron Pope-peel

New Freedom, PA

#14 Jan 17, 2011
PopeBennieDick wrote:
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The going rate to get your prayers answered? What do you think I am? A gigolo? I suggest you stand on a street corner and pray your A SS off!
I see your a Pope Peel. I don't recall ever seeing any Peel's in Germany.
Domino Nabisco Baby!
The family changed the name from "Piel" when we came over during the German au'gratin potato and spaetzel famine of 1893. We took our German brewing skills and started Piel's Brewery in upstate New York. Grandpapa Bert Piel went all 'Nazi' on us in 1939. That made things a little awkward with us on Harry Piel side of the family, us being jewish and all, so some of us changed our name to Peel, and converted to Catholicism. Bert couldn't find us and we rode out the war selling trinkets like Potato Peel-ers (catchy huh?) on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. Then we started hawking crap on tv, and the rest is history. Now I'm just peeling off dead skin and looking at crates of unsold junk in the basement. I'm starting to think you may just be a pimp, selling bishop jobs to your buddies, and showing your 'sceptor' to altar boys. Nabisco Compost my a$$. I'm taking that deal with the devil instead. At least he'll help me move some of this stock before he puts me on my own special "Show-time Rotisserie".

PopeBennieDick

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#15 Jan 17, 2011
Ron Pope-peel wrote:
<quoted text>
The family changed the name from "Piel" when we came over during the German au'gratin potato and spaetzel famine of 1893. We took our German brewing skills and started Piel's Brewery in upstate New York. Grandpapa Bert Piel went all 'Nazi' on us in 1939. That made things a little awkward with us on Harry Piel side of the family, us being jewish and all, so some of us changed our name to Peel, and converted to Catholicism. Bert couldn't find us and we rode out the war selling trinkets like Potato Peel-ers (catchy huh?) on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. Then we started hawking crap on tv, and the rest is history. Now I'm just peeling off dead skin and looking at crates of unsold junk in the basement. I'm starting to think you may just be a pimp, selling bishop jobs to your buddies, and showing your 'sceptor' to altar boys. Nabisco Compost my a$$. I'm taking that deal with the devil instead. At least he'll help me move some of this stock before he puts me on my own special "Show-time Rotisserie".
Wow! You got quite a story my dear child. I was never that lucky my child. My mother, Mrs. Dick wanted me to become a Catholic Priest. I said "What the Hell" and took her advice. To be honest with you, I never missed the sex when I took that celibacy oath. I always had my palm handy when I felt the urge. Well to make a story short, I rose to Bishop and Cardinal quickly. When my former boss passed away the Vatican felt they needed a another Pope because of tradition. All us Cardinals were locked away in the Cistern Chapel to decide who will be the next Pope. Well I had to go to the toilet to take a pee and when I return they told me that I was elected Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. I was so surprised, I shit my pants!

My advice to you is never leave the room to take a pee if you don't want to be elected for a job.

And "that's the rest of the story".

Domino Nabisco Baby!

“I hate watermelon!”

Since: Dec 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#16 Jan 17, 2011
deanoff wrote:
You put your left leg in,
You put your left leg out,
In, out, in, out,
shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about...
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!
Count me in! You do mean diet Coke, doncha?

“I hate watermelon!”

Since: Dec 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#17 Jan 17, 2011
BlackCloud wrote:
BS.
Dear PopeBennie, BlackCloud meant "Best Scenario" - it seems miracles have started to crawl out of the woodwork!

In fact, I witnessed one today - I answered the doorbell without makeup, and the pizza delivery boy didn't faint. Now THAT'S a miracle.

Plus -- I think I'm turning white ala Michael Jackson. And I don't have that "vertigo" disease.
Sheryl 1

Sussex, NJ

#18 Jan 18, 2011
balderdash wrote:
Excellent! And in all honesty, I never believed in the so-called "Second Coming". sheesh
Also, regarding the miracles - why didn't these people come forward much earlier? Why now, when the miracles are "required"?

“I hate watermelon!”

Since: Dec 10

Stroudsburg, PA

#19 Jan 18, 2011
hmmm...hope this brings my avatar back!
balderdash

United States

#20 Jan 18, 2011
Sheryl 1 wrote:
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Excellent! And in all honesty, I never believed in the so-called "Second Coming". sheesh
Also, regarding the miracles - why didn't these people come forward much earlier? Why now, when the miracles are "required"?
"Miracles" of convinience.

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