...and you're too blind to notice its YOU guys Christ was referring to when He warned of people that would preach another Jesus.<quoted text>
Unlikely; Jesus is not in the Roman Church at all. Were he, he would not have explained numerous times those who would come preaching "another jesus", the harlot, ect ect..
Saying you profess Jesus is very typical. It is like a Freemason who professes Jesus. They are not Christian.
Luke 6:46 And why call all of you me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
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The mark of the beast. We are told about this 'mark of the beast' that it is in the hand or forehead. This is symbolic language as one professes god but then does not do the things written. God's people will follow him 100%, and only him. Asking a priest to forgive sin or praying to the 'virgin mary' is not of God who tells us to pray to the Father in the name of Jesus.
I understand that you get an adrenaline rush while flirting with apocalyptic end of the world crap. I used to too. But that's not what Christianity is supposed to be focused on.
For us, the end of this world is when we die. God already knows when your last breath will be, Soc.
You should try and focus on your 'final battle' instead of the mark of the beast and anti Christ; or floods, famine and war.