I wanna go to a new planet!!!<quoted text>
Din't worry June. You will not be going to hell (like you might imagine it). You will have to ride the "special" bus with the rest of us to the pubic pool for those who do not believe in some "special" archaic deity. We will also have to take community naked showers together, as there will be so many of us they will not have facility to care for individual sects. Probably about 30% or more of us will revolt, and be moved to another planet...just like in the original heaven.
See you there!