lol, Now that IS funny.<quoted text>
I spend hours each day on threads of these forums because I was once under the spell of religion and am now free of such mental debris.
You can't stop talking about religion, it's a form of OCD for you. For someone who's compelled to post about it every two minutes on average, it's evident you're far from "free".
You should join a church. The preacher will come visit you. People will bring you casseroles and home baked cakes and things. They'll take you on outings to the dollar store. It'll be fun, you'll enjoy it. Give it a whirl!