Can't you read Oxbow?
I have explained countless times that the word of God says Jesus did not ascend to Heaven for 40 days or so after He was crucified.
The Bible is infallible but you have to properly UNDERSTAND simple logic for it to be of any use to you.
The dead await a resurrection. They SLEEP in the dust of the Earth.
The thief still waits until the Second Coming.
Lu 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
"today you shall be in paradise with me"...there is no doubt as to
" who" "where" nor to "when".
Continue your fruitless efforts of showing what you perceive to be an error in the infallible Word of God...