You call that gross!!!....That's not gross.Okay folks,I'm about to gross some of you out. As some of you know I happen to be a nurse. I used to work in the NICU some time ago but now I work in the adult ICU/CCU/PCU. A while ago we had this male patient that came in with a wine bottle stuck in his behind that he was unable to get out so he had to undergo surgery to remove it. Guess what? That guy was a heterosexual that was married and had kids.
That was very puzzling to say the least,LOL.
This is gross:.....
Stanley says that one time in a hospital where his doctor brother was working they brought in a hooker one day who had tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 6-story building.
She happened to land on a fire hydrant and it took the doctor 6 months to get the smile off of her face.