<quoted text>I heard a rumor, take note, it is only a rumor,
But I heard tha around teh 25 of December, that a star is going to appear over Washington,
and three "wise men" are going to appear there to help settle this mess in Congress.
If you say so Wiley-Preston. "Rumors" eh?
If we are real "lucky" perhaps the star will also beam you up permanently.
Imagine, the orbits big bands playing a tribute to Wiley-Preston. All extraterrestrials on their knees worshiping Wiley-Preston, the "Holy one" of the earth. Chanting, " all others were liars--all others were liars", oh great and holy one Wiley-Preston.