Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Oct 12, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: CNN

Editor's note: Dean Obeidallah is an award-winning comedian who has appeared on TV shows such as Comedy Central's "Axis of Evil" special, ABC's "The View," CNN's "What the Week" and HLN's "The Joy Behar Show." He is executive producer of the annual New York Arab-American Comedy Festival and the Amman Stand Up Comedy Festival.

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H0M0DANA wrote:
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I have to pee.
Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...

SALT

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CITY

Utah.

Hick.
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Dana Robertson wrote:
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Now I have to wait till I'm dead to have my relationship with my boyfriend honored.

I'll be SO GLAD to be RID of that WIFE and CHILD.
Tell your daughter
you bought her a river trip

as a moving out of home gift.

When she asks what river,

tell her the river of FILTH.

Tell her you've been paying ahead for years.

Tell her you WOULD have given her an OCEAN of FILTH,

but the Mormons blocked it.

She's going to LOVE it

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...
SALT
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CITY
Utah.
Hick.
You wished. That link only shows a map.

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Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...
SALT
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Utah.
Hick.
Maybe you got the facts confused with the most Christian wannabes in the U.S. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Tell your daughter
you bought her a river trip
as a moving out of home gift.
When she asks what river,
tell her the river of FILTH.
Tell her you've been paying ahead for years.
Tell her you WOULD have given her an OCEAN of FILTH,
but the Mormons blocked it.
She's going to LOVE it
Did you get unlucky in love again?
"Man charged with rape after meeting victim on LDS dating site"
http://www.abc4.com/content/news/top_stories/...

What happened, did she see your little noodle and laugh? Poor baby, back to Sister thumb and her 4 daughters. I told you you shouldn't try it Joseph Smith style. You're just too damn fat and ugly.

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Yes, it is the Lord's will to make people homeless because their need for a church is greater than the people need a roof over their heads:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/778...
"Church to evict families from homes "
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OhMySatan I JUST GOT SO OWNED. I have to pee.
Here you go stupid.

Since you can't read have someone read this to you:

"A study measuring religious bodies in the United States called the,

2010 U.S. Religious Census: Religious Congregations & Membership Study (RCMS) was recently released by the Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies (ASARB).

The most comprehensive study of its kind, it provides detailed

county by county information on congregations, members, adherents

and attendance for 236 different faiths groups.


*****

Of metropolitan areas with population greater than a million, the

researchers found Salt Lake City to be the most Christian city...

*****

You're just a lying

satanic

hick

with a child molester's agenda.
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Dana Robertson wrote:
I'm a lying Satanic pig, and I need to pee. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...
"It is understood many of the houses have major water problems and that they also could be bulldozed so that new homes can be built.

The houses were built in the early 1950s. "

Sucks to be you, stupid.

At least your queer a$$ can't run off and marry your boyfriend as long as there's a Mormon Church, and have it be honored nation wide.
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Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/most...
SALT
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Utah.
Hick.
MOST CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/most...
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Here you go stupid.
Since you can't read have someone read this to you:
"A study measuring religious bodies in the United States called the,
2010 U.S. Religious Census: Religious Congregations & Membership Study (RCMS) was recently released by the Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies (ASARB).
The most comprehensive study of its kind, it provides detailed
county by county information on congregations, members, adherents
and attendance for 236 different faiths groups.
*****
Of metropolitan areas with population greater than a million, the
researchers found Salt Lake City to be the most Christian city...
*****
You're just a lying
satanic

hick
with a child molester's agenda.
the census has to accept the claim that Mormons are Christians just like they have to accept someone from Kenya saying they are Caucasian. Mormons claim to be Christian thus messing up the Poll. My town claims to be the Italian Capital of the U.S. even though the majority here is from Mexico though not here legally so they aren't counted in the census.
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The correct link is above, HICK.

While you're praying to Satan about what to do next,

the most CHRISTIAN STATE is UTAH.

The most comprehensive study of its kind, it provides detailed county-by-county information on congregations, members, adherents and attendance for 236 different faiths groups.(The survey differentiates between specific denominations within the same tradition.)

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The researchers found Utah to be the most Christian state with around 78 percent of population identifying as Christian adherents.
*****

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/most...
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Liberty Warrior wrote:
<quoted text>Since I can't read, I'm

going to talk about the census.

Since the census hasn't got anything to do with this,

I can blame it on the census not being right,

that I'm not right.
A study measuring religious bodies in the United States called the,2010 U.S. Religious Census: Religious Congregations & Membership Study (RCMS)

was recently released

by the Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies.

The most comprehensive study of its kind,

it provides detailed county-by-county information

on congregations, members, adherents and attendance

for 236 different faiths groups.
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Liberty Warrior wrote:
<quoted text>the census has to accept the claim that Mormons are Christians just like they have to accept someone from Kenya saying they are Caucasian. Mormons claim to be Christian thus messing up the Poll. My town claims to be the Italian Capital of the U.S. even though the majority here is from Mexico though not here legally so they aren't counted in the census.
I'M FAIRLY SURE,

THE ORGANIZATION called

"The Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies"

checked on their criteria

WHEN THEY HAD TO DIFFERENTIATE between 200 + RELIGIOUS GROUPS.

And this is an article
ONE PAGE LONG.

So FAR, YOU'RE not LIGHTING up any FLUORESCENT TUBES from the

powerful RAYS, emanating from your personal thought processer.

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MOST CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/most...
Finally you provided the real link, numbnuts. You article also said loser, that: "In general, cities were more than 55 percent identified as a Christian adherent were in the deep South and in the Midwest."

They are more Christian than Utah! Take into account that Mormonism is a freak wannabe Christian religion and not a real Christian religion, and you are a total loser! LOL!!!!

Poor pussy god loses again!
DANA ROBERTSON THE LIAR

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MORE EVIDENCE that DANA ROBERTSON is NOTHING MORE

nothing LESS
than a S.A.T.A.N.I.C.

LIAR.

He has constantly claimed we Mormons don't contribute to charity.

UTAH's MORMONS CONTRIBUTE MORE PER CAPITA TO CHARITY THAN

PEOPLE of

*A*N*Y*

O.T.H.E.R.

*S*T*A*T*E*

Click for a map of how much states give to charities.

" *** The state of Utah, where a majority of residents are Mormon and encouraged to give ten percent of their income to the church, had the highest percentage, 10.6 percent.****

Residents in Utah had an estimated median discretionary income of $49,551, or after taxes, housing, food, and other living expenses.

MOST GENEROUS STATES: REPUBLICAN and RELIGIOUS

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/generous-state...

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<quoted text>the census has to accept the claim that Mormons are Christians just like they have to accept someone from Kenya saying they are Caucasian. Mormons claim to be Christian thus messing up the Poll. My town claims to be the Italian Capital of the U.S. even though the majority here is from Mexico though not here legally so they aren't counted in the census.
Right on the money!

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Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
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I'M FAIRLY SURE,
THE ORGANIZATION called
"The Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies"
checked on their criteria
WHEN THEY HAD TO DIFFERENTIATE between 200 + RELIGIOUS GROUPS.
And this is an article
ONE PAGE LONG.
So FAR, YOU'RE not LIGHTING up any FLUORESCENT TUBES from the
powerful RAYS, emanating from your personal thought processer.
NOooo... they don't know anything about all your teachings that were never taught in the Bible and about your child molesting, perverted, Prophets. They would count my dog as Christian if I said it was.

Mormons are Christian wannabe's like you are a god wannabe. And you both are just as wrong and retarded.

LOSERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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DANA ROBERTSON THE LIAR wrote:
MORE EVIDENCE that DANA ROBERTSON is NOTHING MORE
nothing LESS
than a S.A.T.A.N.I.C.
LIAR.
He has constantly claimed we Mormons don't contribute to charity.
UTAH's MORMONS CONTRIBUTE MORE PER CAPITA TO CHARITY THAN
PEOPLE of
*A*N*Y*
O.T.H.E.R.
*S*T*A*T*E*
Click for a map of how much states give to charities.
" *** The state of Utah, where a majority of residents are Mormon and encouraged to give ten percent of their income to the church, had the highest percentage, 10.6 percent.****
Residents in Utah had an estimated median discretionary income of $49,551, or after taxes, housing, food, and other living expenses.
MOST GENEROUS STATES: REPUBLICAN and RELIGIOUS
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/generous-state...
Only if you are counting what is given to the LDS church. The LDS church is hardly a charity except for the leaders who make a killing off your tithe. And we all know that Mormonism gives a pussy 1% to those in real need. Mormonism is just a another limp noodle Christian wannabe perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ. It goes around begging "Please see us as Christian too" like the little limp noodle sad excuse for a religion it is! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

HELL NO! Back to your Father the Devil!!!

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Kicked in the azz like the Mormons in Missouri was, little limp noodle Mormon god goes back to his bed and
M.A.S.T.U.R.B.A.T.E.S
DREAMING of the day he can hope to find some blind Sister who can't SEE HOW FAT AND UGLY he is and actually let's him have real SEX for the first in his life at age 81!

Until then it's him groping in the dark trying to find his monkey sized penis to take out on a date with

SISTER THUMB
and
HER 4 DAUGHTERS!!!

"OH, I can be a god, I can be a god, because some child molester said so! I so wish I could find my penis!"
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Utah:

"The state of Utah shows how important religion is to giving,"

said Peter Panepento, the Chronicle of Philanthropy's assistant managing editor. In Utah, the estimated median contribution was $5,255, as reported to the IRS on itemized tax returns.

The states and communities that tended to give the highest percentage of income to charity were those with high rates of religious participation.
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"Utah, far and away, has given the most to

charity, with its strong tie to the Mormon

religion," he said.

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Many religions, including the Mormon faith, encourage or direct believers to give 10 percent, or tithe, from their income to the church.

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