Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Oct 12, 2011 Full story: CNN 32,004

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“Mormons will brainwash you”

Since: Oct 12

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#16897 Oct 8, 2012
Father Overtime wrote:
<quoted text>Do you see anything destructive about the Mormon church? You are the one denying the masters gospel that He brought to earth in 1820. Smith is a prophet, and when you die you will understand it. I'd rather you understand that the bible prophecies of the Book of Mormon and that it is not a lie, but that at some point is up to you to decide. It is not spelled out for you, rather the spirit teaches you if you obey His commandments.
Destructive about the Mormon church??? How about a organized corporation that is spreading lies, deceit and fear to god seeking people. Adding to the bible, forcing tithing and attendance. Changing revelations when your talk to god prophet feels like it.

“Mormons will brainwash you”

Since: Oct 12

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#16898 Oct 8, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>Perhaps you should listen to conference taking place right now. Then, you can see there is nothing demonic about the LDS Church.
A pre written program on tv that has been edited and told from a man who talks directly to god? No thanks

“Mormons will brainwash you”

Since: Oct 12

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#16899 Oct 8, 2012
Livinginthelandofcrazy wrote:
<quoted text>Jeff's is not our Prophet.
No but Jeff's believes the same as Joseph and Brigham. That's why it's called flds

“Mormons will brainwash you”

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#16900 Oct 8, 2012
fedupwiththemess wrote:
Mormons believe in a prophet that claims to follow GOD. Why believe in a man when JESUS is all you need? This is the cult part of being a mormon...I have a problem with the book of mormon and the modern day prophet. That is NOT right. I have a problem with the horny men wanting more than one wife for his own sexual pleasures because he said GOD told him to.
Exactly. They are afraid to admit it
PAGAN H0H0S GET B0B0S

Yuba City, CA

#16901 Oct 8, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you on crack? Lol
YOU'LL be the one MORE LIKELY than not intoxicated on illegal drugs.
PAGAN H0H0S GET B0B0S

Yuba City, CA

#16902 Oct 8, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
A pre written program on tv that has been edited and told from a man who talks directly to god? No thanks
When you get to the other side of the veil, just tell the man there you said no to the Mormons and whatever other churches you rejected and you'll be sent somewhere there aren't any people like them around.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16903 Oct 8, 2012
Gladiator76 wrote:
<quoted text>
No but Jeff's believes the same as Joseph and Brigham. That's why it's called flds
No, Jeffs' beliefs were pretty close though.
Also they didn't imitate our temple work for the dead.

His father went on a tear telling
everyone Mormons don't have to obey the law.

That rebellion cost him.

There are laws of God, that if you break,

you'll see evidence of.

Do you believe that?

I do.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#16904 Oct 8, 2012
Of course Mormons are not Christians.

What about that simple truth do the rightwing evangelical pretend-christians not understand yet?

Jesus Christ Almight, let us consider this:

- Dirtbag Romney goes around in a popping fresh hat attached at the shoulder with a green apron over his privates.

Do Christians do that? Do tell.

- Dirtbag Romney goes around telling people that Jesus Christ already rose once in the Americas to chat with the Indians about God knows what and that he will rise yet again in Independence, MO.

Do Christians go around saying that? Do tell.

- Dirtbag Romney believes that God was a flesh and blood human man who had actual, physical sex with an actual woman to birth the planet Earth.

Do Christians believe that? Do tell.

How hard is it to answer this simple question?

Evangelicals and other hypocrites supporting this POS liar are placing racism over GOD. Now that is another simple truth.

Vote for this degenerate lying GOPOX scumbag and you vote against God.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16905 Oct 8, 2012
OregonSUX wrote:
Of course Mormons are not Christians.
Actually, we are Christians. If you'd like I can bear you my testimony that if you don't repent and become an extremely conscientious Mormon,

you are a pagan and are going to hell.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16906 Oct 9, 2012
PAGAN H0H0S GET B0B0S wrote:
<quoted text>
When you get to the other side of the veil, just tell the man there you said no to the Mormons and whatever other churches you rejected and you'll be sent somewhere there aren't any people like them around.
He'll get to Heaven? We know that already. LOL!!!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16907 Oct 9, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
No, Jeffs' beliefs were pretty close though.
Also they didn't imitate our temple work for the dead.
His father went on a tear telling
everyone Mormons don't have to obey the law.
That rebellion cost him.
There are laws of God, that if you break,
you'll see evidence of.
Do you believe that?
I do.
Like the polygamy and racist policies the LDS church had to run from? You're right, decency broke the Mormon church's perversions. Forced them to have "revelations" or get their azz handed to them.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16909 Oct 9, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
He'll get to Heaven? We know that already. LOL!!!
Yeah that's why you're recreating it with your

FABULOUS FIFTY PERCENTERS CLUBS.

FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's women RAPED/MOLESTED.
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's MEN admit ADULTERY.
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's WOMEN on HARD PHARMACEUTICALS
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's MARRIAGES end in DIVORCE.

Then there's the THIRTY PERCENT of your MEN RAPED/MOLESTED
Then there's the TWENTY PERCENT of your YOUNG ADULTS

HAVING VENEREAL INFECTIONS.

That sounds a lot more like hell than heaven.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16911 Oct 9, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Like the polygamy and racist policies the LDS church had to run from? You're right, decency broke the Mormon church's perversions. Forced them to have "revelations" or get their azz handed to them.
AFTER your churches' SIX HUNDRED YEARS of MURDEROUS RAPING TORTURING and MUTILATING

then WORKING to DEATH or BEATING to DEATH or BURNING to DEATH

of every African YOUR CHURCHES' PEOPLE COULD CATCH,

they have a whole lot less to fear from us than you.

YOU have the KU KLUX KLAN to welcome blacks into YOUR churches.

YOUR CHURCHES
M.U.R.D.E.R.E.D.
AND R.A.P.E.D.
MORMONS

in BLATANT VIOLATION of the law.

WE AGREED to OBEY STATUTES IN OBVIOUS VIOLATION of CONSTITUTIONAL

RESPECT FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEF

Only to FIND that WE are nearly the S.O.L.E. BLOCKING FACTOR

in UNITED STATES LEGAL HISTORY

stopping queers from marrying.

That's what's called SAVING
the CONSTITUTION

from being RIPPED up by PAGAN HOMOSEXUAL TRASH,

when THE FACT WE EXIST
means YOU CAN'T.

That's called

Y.O.U.R.
SATANIC
FRIENDS

GOT
PWNT.
Hick.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16913 Oct 9, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah that's why you're recreating it with your
FABULOUS FIFTY PERCENTERS CLUBS.
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's women RAPED/MOLESTED.
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's MEN admit ADULTERY.
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's WOMEN on HARD PHARMACEUTICALS
FIFTY PERCENT of your culture's MARRIAGES end in DIVORCE.
Then there's the THIRTY PERCENT of your MEN RAPED/MOLESTED
Then there's the TWENTY PERCENT of your YOUNG ADULTS
HAVING VENEREAL INFECTIONS.
That sounds a lot more like hell than heaven.
You being a god sounds more like hell to me. And your statistics are myths and lies you repeat over and over again in hopes people will believe yours lies. Just like your perverted church lies over and over again, hoping if it lies enough the lies will come true. After almost 200 yrs you would think they would get a clue. But no, the money is too good to give up the lies.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16915 Oct 9, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
You being a god sounds more like hell to me. And your statistics are myths and lies you repeat over and over again in hopes people will believe yours lies. Just like your perverted church lies over and over again, hoping if it lies enough the lies will come true. After almost 200 yrs you would think they would get a clue. But no, the money is too good to give up the lies.
Stop crying tinkerbell. You have to be stupid Apostate Trash proven wrong
OVER
and
OVER
and
OVER.

Even HUFFPO says you're too gay for your own good.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/most...

THE MOST CHRISTIAN CITY in THE UNITED STATES?

SALT

LAKE

CITY

Utah.

Hick.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16916 Oct 9, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
AFTER your churches' SIX HUNDRED YEARS of MURDEROUS RAPING TORTURING and MUTILATING
then WORKING to DEATH or BEATING to DEATH or BURNING to DEATH
of every African YOUR CHURCHES' PEOPLE COULD CATCH,
they have a whole lot less to fear from us than you.
Your church cheering them on the bigots, saying the Civil War will not free the slaves.
YOU have the KU KLUX KLAN to welcome blacks into YOUR churches.
YOUR CHURCHES
M.U.R.D.E.R.E.D.
AND R.A.P.E.D.
And all the LDs church needed to do the same was have Prophets, Apostles, Seventies...
MORMONS
in BLATANT VIOLATION of the law.
WE AGREED to OBEY STATUTES IN OBVIOUS VIOLATION of CONSTITUTIONAL
RESPECT FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEF
Only to FIND that WE are nearly the S.O.L.E. BLOCKING FACTOR
in UNITED STATES LEGAL HISTORY
stopping queers from marrying.
That's what's called SAVING
the CONSTITUTION
from being RIPPED up by PAGAN HOMOSEXUAL TRASH,
when THE FACT WE EXIST
means YOU CAN'T.
We can't? It's already legal in 8 states, and more states are coming aboard every year legalizing gay marriage. Please show us where in the Constitution it says gays can't marry. So your claim of violation is as much a lie as your claim the LDS church is true. And your "blocking factor" is piss poor, just like your prophets and your god. The pagans are kicking your Mormon Bigoted White trash asses, as usual. Like we did in Missouri, you are getting fcuked in the azz, again.
That's called
Y.O.U.R.
SATANIC
FRIENDS
GOT
PWNT.
Hick.
No, that's called
SATANIC
MORMONS
GOT FCUKED
AGAIN,
PUSSY god.

So when are you gonna strike me down little noodle god? LOL!!!!
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16917 Oct 9, 2012
H0M0DANA wrote:
<quoted text>
I have to pee.
Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...

SALT

LAKE

CITY

Utah.

Hick.
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY

Yuba City, CA

#16918 Oct 9, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I have to wait till I'm dead to have my relationship with my boyfriend honored.

I'll be SO GLAD to be RID of that WIFE and CHILD.
Tell your daughter
you bought her a river trip

as a moving out of home gift.

When she asks what river,

tell her the river of FILTH.

Tell her you've been paying ahead for years.

Tell her you WOULD have given her an OCEAN of FILTH,

but the Mormons blocked it.

She's going to LOVE it

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16919 Oct 9, 2012
Say NO to MORMON IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...
SALT
LAKE
CITY
Utah.
Hick.
You wished. That link only shows a map.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#16921 Oct 9, 2012
Say NO to PAGAN IDOLATRY wrote:
<quoted text>
Most CHRISTIAN CITY in the UNITED STATES:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/615028/thumbs/a-MOR...
SALT
LAKE
CITY
Utah.
Hick.
Maybe you got the facts confused with the most Christian wannabes in the U.S. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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