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Miley Cyrus Drinks Vodka And Snorts Cocaine

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Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#1 Aug 22, 2009
Miley Drinks Vodka And Snorts Cocaine.
And She Doesn't Care About Her Life.
That's Just Sad. At Least I Think It Is.
She Only Cares About Herself. She Does
Stupid Things Such As Dances With Old Men And
Blames God In Life For All Her Mistakes And Or
Sins. She Thinks Sheez The Most Perfect Person
On This Earth. I HATE MILEY CYRUS.
I Like Rainbow Better.
And Their 1979 Hit Since You Been Gone.
TO HEAR THIS SONG GO ON
.
Well This Is Butterflake Furball Jr Saying
MILEY IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND COCAINE ABUSER!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah

UK

#2 Sep 7, 2009
oh for god sake who told you that
Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#3 Sep 9, 2009
Sarah wrote:
oh for god sake who told you that
My Father Butterflake Furball Sr
1930-2008. Yes Dad Was Right. If Miley Mowed Her
Neighbor's Lawn. She'd Use A Crappy SNAPPER.
And Miley Would Think The Lawn Was Her Responsibility. But Dad Would Use A Lawn Mower
That Means Value. An MTD SERVISTAR Is A Great Working Mower. It Cuts Grass Way Better Than A
Crappy SNAPPER Miley Would Use. SNAPPER Can't
But SERVISTAR CAN!!!!!!!!!!
_Maria_

Fort Wayne, IN

#4 Sep 9, 2009
Sarah wrote:
oh for god sake who told you that
Oh shut up! What do you know? Dumba$$ I agree with whats her face. She is super immature so why wouldnt she???
Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#5 Sep 12, 2009
_Maria_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh shut up! What do you know? Dumba$$ I agree with whats her face. She is super immature so why wouldnt she???
Thank You For Agreeing With
Me. I'm Butterflake Maxwell Furball Jr. I Was Born
In Stowe Vermont On December 16th 1952. Born To The
Late Butterflake Furball Sr
May 31, 1930- February 21, 2008 And
Katrina Duffner Furball
March 3, 1932- October 19,1996. I Have A Younger Sister Gilda Who Was Born In Stowe Vermont On
June 11th 1954. My Dad Was Born In Stowe Vermont Too. And My Mom Was Born In Concord Massachusetts.
The Late Means They Died. But Anyway I'm Glad You
Think Miley Cyra$$hole Sucks Too!!!!!!!!!!

Wh
Lynn and Kaylin

Fort Wayne, IN

#6 Sep 12, 2009
Lynn- Holy shit. Were you really born in 1952???

Kaylin! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how old are u?
Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#7 Sep 15, 2009
Lynn and Kaylin wrote:
Lynn- Holy shit. Were you really born in 1952???
Kaylin! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how old are u?
Yes, I'll Be 57 In December. I Hate Miley
Cyrus. Emily Osment Is Better. I Could Picture Emily
Osment On A 16 Horsepower 46 Inch Deck Lawn Tractor With A Bagger. And I Could Picture Miley Drinking
Vodka And Snorting Crack Cocaine.
Froggerson Snuffball Sr

Springfield, MO

#8 Sep 15, 2009
I remember just last week when I asked her to trim the hedges, but she told me that natural is the way to go. Then I asked if I could mow her lawn all night long and she replied yes. Only afterwords I found out she had crabs living deep within the brush.
Emily Osment 56

Jermyn, PA

#9 Sep 15, 2009
Butterflake Furball Jr wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I'll Be 57 In December. I Hate Miley
Cyrus. Emily Osment Is Better. I Could Picture Emily
Osment On A 16 Horsepower 46 Inch Deck Lawn Tractor With A Bagger. And I Could Picture Miley Drinking
Vodka And Snorting Crack Cocaine.
Hey Mr.
Furball It's Me Emily Osment. I Finished Weed
Whacking With The Featherlite. And Tomorrow I'll
Be Mowing The Lawn With My KGRO POWER PRO 16HP
46 IN Deck. It Was Purchased May Of 1996.
Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#10 Sep 16, 2009
Emily Osment 56 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Mr.
Furball It's Me Emily Osment. I Finished Weed
Whacking With The Featherlite. And Tomorrow I'll
Be Mowing The Lawn With My KGRO POWER PRO 16HP
46 IN Deck. It Was Purchased May Of 1996.
Hey That's Awesome. It Makes Me Happy That You Mow
The Lawn. Hey I Remember KGRO POWER PRO. Yeah KMART Used To Sell Them. Emily, Does Your KGRO POWER PRO From 1996 Have A Bagger On It? I
Know The Year 1996 Had A Good Start To It But
A Very Sad Ending To It. On October 19th My Mom
Katrina Duffner Furball Died Of Being Hit By
A Car.
Emily Osment 56

Jermyn, PA

#11 Sep 17, 2009
Butterflake Furball Jr wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey That's Awesome. It Makes Me Happy That You Mow
The Lawn. Hey I Remember KGRO POWER PRO. Yeah KMART Used To Sell Them. Emily, Does Your KGRO POWER PRO From 1996 Have A Bagger On It? I
Know The Year 1996 Had A Good Start To It But
A Very Sad Ending To It. On October 19th My Mom
Katrina Duffner Furball Died Of Being Hit By
A Car.
Oh Butterflake, You Asked About My KGRO POWER PRO From 1996 If It Has A Bagger? The Answer Is Yes It Does. I Just Love My 1996 KGRO POWER PRO Riding Lawn Mower. And I'm Sorry About
Your Mom And Dad Passing Away. I'd Be Sad Too If
Mine Died. But Miley Wouldn't Care If Her Mom Died.
Her Father She'd Care About. But Her Mom No. And
Yes It's True Miley Drinks Vodka And Snorts Cocaine.
And I Didn't Get All My Yard Finished. So On
Friday I'll Finish It!!!!!!!!
Mister Chips

Cibolo, TX

#12 Sep 17, 2009
ANTI HANNAH MONTrANA!!!!
Butterflake Furball Jr

Jermyn, PA

#13 Sep 19, 2009
Mister Chips wrote:
ANTI HANNAH MONTrANA!!!!
I Hate Hannah Montana's Guts.
But I Like Cat Stevens.
I Love The Song Wild World It Was Recorded In 1970
And Released In '71.
Here's The Part I Like
CHORUS:
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
and I'll always remember you like a child, girl

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware.
CAT STEVENS ROCK ON DUDE. But For Miley You Suck.
Emily Osment 56

Jermyn, PA

#14 Sep 22, 2009
Mister Chips wrote:
ANTI HANNAH MONTrANA!!!!
I Love Mowing My Lawn On My 1996
KGRO POWER PRO 16 46. Miley Never Mows Her Lawn.
Miley Drinks Vodka, Snorts Coke And Plays Violent
Video Games. I Hope I Can Mow My Lawn Again Soon.
I Usually Trim First Then I Get The Big Fella Out.
Probably On Thursday I'll Do The Trimming. And
Then I'll Use My KGRO POWER PRO From 1996 On Friday.
Anon

Spokane, WA

#15 Nov 25, 2009
It sounds like you all are the ones doing cocaine... F*** Miley Cyrus though
anon

Brielle, NJ

#16 Dec 12, 2010
yep
Cowgirl

Moose Jaw, Canada

#17 Jan 5, 2011
She made a mistake so what. If a normal person (not a celebrity) would have done it who cares but since Miley Cyrus is a celebrity people are nosy and make news about it. Now nobody get me wrong. I hate Miley Cyrus I just don't see what the big deal is.
Mawanda

Columbia, MO

#18 Jan 14, 2011
I think Miley Cyrus is a beautiful, young intelligent woman. Who is strong and successful. Anyone who disagrees is nothing but jealous and rude.
chris

Kelowna, Canada

#19 Jun 2, 2013
Butterflake Furball Jr wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I'll Be 57 In December. I Hate Miley
Cyrus. Emily Osment Is Better. I Could Picture Emily
Osment On A 16 Horsepower 46 Inch Deck Lawn Tractor With A Bagger. And I Could Picture Miley Drinking
Vodka And Snorting Crack Cocaine.
I'll address this absurd post first. You can not snort crack cocaine. Once cocaine has been cooked into crack, there is no snorting.

Aside from that, is this thread a sarcastic joke or what? why the hell are middle aged woman posting on forums about miley cyrus's "drug problems". I am without an opinion on the subject, as Miley's personal life really means little to me, but It is plainly obvious to me that nobody here a) knows what they are talking about, B) had a proper grasp on the english language, or C) has any idea how ignorant, un informed, immature, and generally pathetic they sound. The posts I have read in this thread are a reflection of, how do I say this gently, blatantly stupid people. None of you can spell, you all have terrible grammar, and you sound like fucking idiots. The human race is better off without such.

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