Awww. someone's jealous that I like Jermaine's butt better than his.Awwww....Jermaine took his butt shot off!!
Thing is Kevin, Jermaine has a bottom like an unripe peach - firm, slightly juicy and worth waiting just that little bit longer for before sinking your teeth in.
You, on the other hand, have a saggy 56 year old immobile man's bottom that's clad in a diaper. And when that diaper comes off there will probably be traces of clinkers stuck to your bum hairs.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, is ever going to find that attractive. Perhaps you could work on other aspects of your wondrous self instead?