Michael Jackson's Corpse Discovered

Michael Jackson's Corpse Discovered

There are 242 comments on the New Urban Legends story from Jan 1, 2014, titled Michael Jackson's Corpse Discovered. In it, New Urban Legends reports that:

Claim: In March 2005, investigators discovered the corpse of Michael Jackson buried at his Neverland Ranch, more than four years before he was reported dead.

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Since: Feb 11

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#250 Jan 24, 2014
Octopus wrote:
<quoted text>I would say mainly the silent film era because when the talkies first came out around 1930, the sound was pretty bad. I was quite surprised by my interest in checking out these really old movies because I thought it was all like the keystone cops, slapstick comedy but that certainly wasn't the case. It was a very creative era but I like Rudolph Valentino the best. He had screen presence, sort of like a twenties Elvis. I did write of RV, rather wrote like a vampire. I have them in books. In fact, RV published his own book of poetry called, "Day Dreams" and he actually recorded a couple of unreleased songs back in the day. It is funny because very little of Rudy was on the internet and You Tube a couple of years ago but today, there is quite a lot. I was reading what people were saying and I was surprised because Rudy's been dead for 88 years. They should make a proper movie about him and Rambova. She later married a Spanish count was still childless. She died in 1966 of a rare disease that made her rot from inside out.

I do not like Michael Jackson but at the same time, I do not really hate him either. He is dead. The clown reminds be of a dancing circus freak from carnival of horrors. He still is fascinating because he was the one that invited my criticism by pissing me off enough to dig deeper into his real life, espeally after the "Living With Michael Jackson" reality special. I thought it was hiIarious. I certainly do not like his music. He shouldn't have married Lisa Marie. It embarrassed me and I was furious that he would try to link himself with Elvis. That is not my fault.
The marriage between MJ and LMP was beautiful It's sad they didn't have children. Their marriage would have lasted but LMP wanted to chase a career after having had children as a teen. Can you imagine if their child had of had a voice and could have danced what a talent it would have been?
Sad that it never happened. I bet LMP wonders what could have been.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#251 Jan 24, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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The marriage between MJ and LMP was beautiful It's sad they didn't have children. Their marriage would have lasted but LMP wanted to chase a career after having had children as a teen. Can you imagine if their child had of had a voice and could have danced what a talent it would have been?
Sad that it never happened. I bet LMP wonders what could have been.
Lisa Marie has enough kids. She had her first baby the same year Priscilla had her son in 1985. Without really getting into it, she did not have a singing career yet when she married Michael Jackson. She was a spoiled rich girl with a wild streak. She liked to party but at the same time, she was a fairly decent mother. She had kids because like her father, she can not stand being alone. I think Lisa probably had a lot of anger still over her mother leaving Elvis and that caused her to rebel against Priscilla. I do not believe that she was planning to have babies with Michael. Debbie Rowe was there to give Michael his kids. Lisa Marie wouldn't have given up her kids up to anyone. Their brief marriage was a publicity stunt for the tabloids since Lisa hated them also. Right after divorcing Michael, she married Nic Cage and we all know how that turned out. Lisa Marie fares better with unknown regular guys like her current husband, Michael Lockwood. They are still married and have twin girls. I am glad it is working out for her. She does not not angry anymore and her relationship with her mother has improved.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#252 Jan 24, 2014
*she does not seem to be angry anymore...

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#255 Jan 25, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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The marriage between MJ and LMP was beautiful It's sad they didn't have children. Their marriage would have lasted but LMP wanted to chase a career after having had children as a teen. Can you imagine if their child had of had a voice and could have danced what a talent it would have been?
Sad that it never happened. I bet LMP wonders what could have been.
The things you believe need cease to amaze me. Keep clinging to your fantasies, while the rest of us laugh.

Since: Feb 11

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#256 Jan 26, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
<quoted text>The things you believe need cease to amaze me. Keep clinging to your fantasies, while the rest of us laugh.
You confuse A what if theory with believing? Oh me oh my, you do have serious problems.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#258 Jan 26, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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You confuse A what if theory with believing? Oh me oh my, you do have serious problems.
You're the cretinous fool who thinks OJ was innocent of murder.

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#259 Jan 26, 2014
An NFL Fan wrote:
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You're the cretinous fool who thinks OJ was innocent of murder.
Bully Boy probably agrees with her. LOL!

Since: Feb 11

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#260 Jan 26, 2014
An NFL Fan wrote:
<quoted text>You're the cretinous fool who thinks OJ was innocent of murder.
Don't blame me for a verdict outcome that was based on evidence of police tampering with the scene of the crime, their destruction of vital fingerprints and the loss and destruction of DNA evidence.

Dredging up OJ proves zilch just like your fat shallow mind.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#262 Jan 27, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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Don't blame me for a verdict outcome that was based on evidence of police tampering with the scene of the crime, their destruction of vital fingerprints and the loss and destruction of DNA evidence.
Dredging up OJ proves zilch just like your fat shallow mind.
You're the dullard who originally brought up that butcher, and you defend him even now.

You're a fool.

Since: Feb 11

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#263 Jan 27, 2014
An NFL Fan wrote:
<quoted text>You're the dullard who originally brought up that butcher, and you defend him even now.
You're a fool.
Prior to Haterz such as yourself continually slinging the case up with MJ's legal outcome, I had never heard of OJ Simpson. The murder trial was 1994, I hadn't began school.

Haterz are ignorant and foolish to compare a murder case with a couple of false child molestation allegations. Both are entirely different matters and cases that have no bearing on one another.

I suggest you go on a Sports Topix forum if football matters interest you so much An NFL Fan ;-(

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#264 Jan 27, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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Prior to Haterz such as yourself continually slinging the case up with MJ's legal outcome, I had
I suggest you go on a Sports Topix forum if football matters interest you so much An NFL Fan ;-(
Again, you're the complete manure pile who brought it up, stooge. Why not go visit OJ in prison and show your support?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#265 Feb 15, 2014
goodvibrations wrote:
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It's obvious you are losing your handle on the matter. Bwhahahahahaha
You're laughing by yourself f'loon.
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

Croydon, UK

#266 Feb 16, 2014
When you think of an angel.look no further then Michael Joseph Jackson.everything about Michael was angel like.he was the prince of all Men.
Michael was full of sexyness.he was the hottest guy on the planet ever.MJ had the most gorgeous
Face.as soon has you had seen him.you Just fell in love with him. Michael had skin like peaches and cream.he had the sweetest nose.he was Just so cute.he had beautiful dark locks of hair Just like the prince he was.he had the most beautiful baby brown angel eyes.with his soft juicy lips.and sweetest smile.he was the hunk.he was just the perfect angel.he had the voice of an angel.and an incredible dancer.incredible man.he had the whole package.he brought us decades of Music film.and entetainment.Michael was Magic a genius.and awesome.and he will never leave us.no matter if
Years decades and centuries pass.I will never stop
Loving him.and I will never stop praising him.for what a truly wonderful man he was.I wish they would open forest hill up for the public.he will never be alone.I would be right there with him.I Missing him so much.and I love him more then anything in the world.and respect him as an artist and a person. My title speaks for it self Michael we want you back.send our baby back home to us
Sending all our love to you Michael.
Rest in perfect peace MJ.know that we are all thinking of you always and forever
Sleep sweetly my precious one.untill the day we see you again. I love you Michael Jackson forever

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#270 Feb 16, 2014
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL wrote:
he had the sweetest nose.
What nose? After years of hacking away at it, a surgeon had to cut off a piece of cartilege from his ear to rebuild the nose that no longer existed.
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

UK

#271 Feb 16, 2014
MJ the hottest man ever.even when he got older
He still looked young.MJ never changed
Always and forever the gorgeous prince
The man of all our dreams full of sexyness gentleness.sweetness.everythin g about MJ was the right stuff.he was a totall hottie.and a total
Babe.with the voice of a voice of an angel
And the number one selling artist of all time
The greatest entertainer and showman that ever lived.the song writing genius
MJ the king of Music
MJ the king entertainment and film
MJ the king of the dance floor
MJ forever.no one can walk in that mans shows
Forever loving you MJ
Michael I want you back

UK

#272 Feb 23, 2014
I wish they would open up forest lawn for the fans
Michael never liked to be alone.and He should never be alone. Only family friends and fans should be allowed in if its only open a few hours a day
He would want his fans there with him.if fans had special pass to get in.I just want to be where ever
MJ is.I miss him so much. Its hard for me to take in that hes gone.I really dont want to except it
I try not to think about that side of it.I know he will never leave us.and we will never leave him.we need memorial gardens in every place for him
And how it shows him how we care.
Michael should still be here.we feel so empty without him.I Just cant Imagian what my life would of been like without him.in it.so much of my life
Revolved around him.how future generations will live through his magic all over again.MJ here
To stay. His music and memory will live forever
I will never stop praising him.or loving him
I never in my life forget you MJ.I promise you that
Ill always be Missing you.forever love you MJ
Octopus

Albany, NY

#274 Feb 23, 2014
Michael I want you back wrote:
I wish they would open up forest lawn for the fans
Michael never liked to be alone.and He should never be alone. Only family friends and fans should be allowed in if its only open a few hours a day
He would want his fans there with him.if fans had special pass to get in.I just want to be where ever
MJ is.I miss him so much. Its hard for me to take in that hes gone.I really dont want to except it
I try not to think about that side of it.I know he will never leave us.and we will never leave him.we need memorial gardens in every place for him
And how it shows him how we care.
Michael should still be here.we feel so empty without him.I Just cant Imagian what my life would of been like without him.in it.so much of my life
Revolved around him.how future generations will live through his magic all over again.MJ here
To stay. His music and memory will live forever
I will never stop praising him.or loving him
I never in my life forget you MJ.I promise you that
Ill always be Missing you.forever love you MJ
The Forest Lawn cemetary is open for business, Donna.

The clown is entombed and his decaying corpse is just waiting for you to plant your fat lips and slobbering tongue on his wide, glued shut mouth.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#276 Feb 23, 2014
Michael I want you back wrote:
I wish they would open up forest lawn for the fans
Michael never liked to be alone.and He should never be alone. Only family friends and fans should be allowed in if its only open a few hours a day
He would want his fans there with him.if fans had special pass to get in.I just want to be where ever
MJ is.I miss him so much. Its hard for me to take in that hes gone.I really dont want to except it
I try not to think about that side of it.I know he will never leave us.and we will never leave him.we need memorial gardens in every place for him
And how it shows him how we care.
Michael should still be here.we feel so empty without him.I Just cant Imagian what my life would of been like without him.in it.so much of my life
Revolved around him.how future generations will live through his magic all over again.MJ here
To stay. His music and memory will live forever
I will never stop praising him.or loving him
I never in my life forget you MJ.I promise you that
Ill always be Missing you.forever love you MJ
If they opened the mausaleum for you, I hope you don't mind the stench of a decaying corpse.
HugeDump looks like MJ

Cantonment, FL

#277 Feb 23, 2014
Most Realistic-Looking Michael Jackson Lump of Shit EVER!

Priced to move.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

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#278 Feb 23, 2014
Quincy Jones: "Ol' Stinky is right where he belongs."

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