What is Michael Jackson's nickname?

What is Michael Jackson's nickname?

Created by Pepe McPoopington on Mar 21, 2008

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The King of Pop

Pedo Pan

Jacko

Wacko Jacko

MIJAC (ed: wtf?)

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MJay

Manchester, UK

#1 Jan 14, 2009
short and easy.
doesnt bring any affence to him.
Tommy Treacle

UK

#2 Jan 16, 2009
MJay wrote:
short and easy.
doesnt bring any affence to him.
another "Floonerism" - "affence"
mj tkop

Philippines

#3 Jan 16, 2009
he is the king of pop!!!!

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#4 Jan 16, 2009
Tommy Treacle wrote:
<quoted text>another "Floonerism" - "affence"
Yep, that's one for the F'loonictionary.

affence/affianced/a fence :D
XXX

Mckeesport, PA

#6 Jan 26, 2009
Pedo Pan. He won't grow up. The guy's what, like 50, 51 years old, and he acts like a little kid. His kids seem more mature than he is. Those kids need a real father. He makes Bing Crosby look like "father of the year" material.

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#7 Jan 26, 2009
XXX wrote:
Pedo Pan. He won't grow up. The guy's what, like 50, 51 years old, and he acts like a little kid. His kids seem more mature than he is. Those kids need a real father. He makes Bing Crosby look like "father of the year" material.
He only uses that "I'm childlike" excuse to cover up on his pedophilic lifestyle that f'loons so eagerly try to avoid talking about.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#8 Jan 26, 2009
Absolutely. He has to claim he wants to be a child so he can continue to be involved in things that will attract children.

Whoo hoo! Pedophile heaven. An amusement park in his backyard; a schoolhouse across the street from him. Wacko likes all things kiddy because he lusts after kiddies. Specifically BOY kiddies but he's willing to wade through a few girl kiddies to get to the real *meat* <cough> of the matter: prepubescent boys.

That sheik that he sometimes hung around with while he stayed in Bahrain had an [listen carefully, f'loons] ALL BOY HAREM.

Now why do you suppose a guy, a sheik, would want an ALL BOY HAREM?

Any thoughts on that, f'loonies?
XXX

Mckeesport, PA

#9 Jan 29, 2009
lawl wrote:
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He only uses that "I'm childlike" excuse to cover up on his pedophilic lifestyle that f'loons so eagerly try to avoid talking about.
Exactly.
A pissed fan

AOL

#10 Jan 29, 2009
You people need to cut Mike some slack. You keep on complaining saying that he's a pedophile. Well, you can keep on complaining, bitching and whining because his verdict is never going to change. He was and always will be innocent. As for the how he acts " childlike" or whatever. He had a HORRIBLE childhood so he tried to do what he couldn't do as a child. Go do some research before you talk shit about people. IT just makes you look so much dumber if you keep on saying the same stuff over again when everyone already knows that it's false.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#11 Jan 29, 2009
<AOL f'loon>
WWWAAAHHH!!! Mean people are picking on my favorite pedophile!! WWAAHH!!
</AOL f'loon>
Dacato

Canada

#12 Jan 29, 2009
A pissed fan wrote:
He had a HORRIBLE childhood so he tried to do what he couldn't do as a child.
That's the whole point. Lots of people have a horrible childhood, but not all of them use it as an excuse to behave like a child in adulthood. And if he is such a child, what does that say about the way those kids are being raised? Who is teaching those boys how to grow up to be men? Who will teach Paris all the things a young lady needs to know. What will happen when she reaches puberty. Is the 'child-like' Wacko going to explain things to her? Who is teaching the kids responsibility? Who is teaching them about money? Obviously not Wacko because he has no concept of either.

His fans claim he is such a brilliant businessman and that he is some sort of genius. Well, he can't have it both ways. If he is such a genius how can he also claim to be 'child-like'?

What really bothers me is the way he makes all these huge business deals, and then welches on them claiming he didn't read the contract, or my all time favourite,'I thought it was a gift'. He thought the Sheik gave him a $7M gift? Yeah right!

“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#13 Jan 29, 2009
A pissed fan wrote:
As for the how he acts " childlike" or whatever. He had a HORRIBLE childhood so he tried to do what he couldn't do as a child.
You mean collect gay porn and naked kiddy pics? Every child wants to do that.

http://www.sbscpublicaccess.org/docs/ctdocs/0...

*eyeroll*

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#14 Jan 29, 2009
Dacato wrote:
<quoted text>...Who will teach Paris all the things a young lady needs to know. What will happen when she reaches puberty. Is the 'child-like' Wacko going to explain things to her?...
::Jack0 demonstrates usage of manpon
Joe the Plumber

Saint Petersburg, FL

#15 Jan 29, 2009
His nickname is peckernose.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

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#16 Jan 30, 2009
Reality_Awaits wrote:
<quoted text>
::Jack0 demonstrates usage of manpon
ARGH!!!

That's gonna be in the wrong place. Ouch.

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#17 Jan 30, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
<quoted text>
ARGH!!!
That's gonna be in the wrong place. Ouch.
Just like the f'loons are, as soon as they join Topix to share their Whack0ganda.

All of them leave, though.

Where's SugarPube, Whackinoff and MJUriNation? <hee hee>

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#18 Jan 30, 2009
They got mad because Kurt could carry on a civil discussion with The Cabal®(tinc) and they couldn't. Did you ever see so many people have tantrums over nothing? Wow. Of course we should have expected it. IIRC, these are the same three f'loons that thought a Xmas truce was a trick.

I think I'm going to take Kurt out of the f'loon catagory. For his age he has a lot more sense than the f'loonsquad combined. I think in a few years he will be over his infatuation with Wacko and while he might always enjoy his music, he might also see the man as he is, not as he wants him to be.

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#19 Jan 30, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
I think I'm going to take Kurt out of the f'loon catagory. For his age he has a lot more sense than the f'loonsquad combined. I think in a few years he will be over his infatuation with Wacko and while he might always enjoy his music, he might also see the man as he is, not as he wants him to be.
I completely agree, well put.

It's good to see that there's hope for some people. But then again, what would we do without f'loons like SugarPube? His st00pidity brings excessive laughs to The Cabal (tinc) and that is priceless.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#20 Jan 30, 2009
Oh, I ~*love*~ f'loons. Had I not found the love of my life, I might be back in school doing a thesis on f'loonishness. I'm sure there's a doctorate out there for someone... but it will have to be someone besides me. I have something else to do.

But they ARE fun. More fun than should be allowed by law. Thanks, Topix!
The Frog From Hell

Lincoln, NE

#21 Jan 30, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
Oh, I ~*love*~ f'loons. Had I not found the love of my life, I might be back in school doing a thesis on f'loonishness. I'm sure there's a doctorate out there for someone... but it will have to be someone besides me. I have something else to do.
But they ARE fun. More fun than should be allowed by law. Thanks, Topix!
F'loons are a nice distraction from real life.

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