created by: Nicholas | Mar 25, 2014

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The truth about Octopus

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  • He has a third grade education
  • He likes to anger MJ fans
  • He does not make sense
  • He would like an "exam" by dr. murray
  • Does not like black people
  • Thinks black people are beneath him
  • Can't hold his own in a physical fight
  • Is henpecked
  • Is turned on by one of the male MJ fans
  • All of the above
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“Just havin' a little fun!”

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Mar 25, 2014
 

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Hmmm...wonder who created this thread...Haha! Obviously, there are no valid choices with which to cast an honest vote.
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

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The truth about octopus.Hes lost cruel cold and heartless.and full of crap.and a very weak man
The green eyed monsters over taken him.Jealousy
Rules him.the lost sheep of the pack
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

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Mar 26, 2014
 

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Octopus the heartless and foolish clowns rhymes suck. Just remember octopus the Legend never dies.and Michael's the king of the world,and he rules forever.and forever Michael is truly an angel
And truly wonderful.no matter how time passes
Michael will never leave us.and the presence of an angel will always be with us for all time.and hes here to stay.I just miss him so much I just want him back.he will always have a special place in my heart.this man is the true hero.and I will forever love him.
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I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL wrote:
The truth about octopus.Hes lost cruel cold and heartless.and full of crap.and a very weak man
The green eyed monsters over taken him.Jealousy
Rules him.the lost sheep of the pack
How is that moldy cushion?
Octopus

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Mar 26, 2014
 

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I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL wrote:
Octopus the heartless and foolish clowns rhymes suck. Just remember octopus the Legend never dies.and Michael's the king of the world,and he rules forever.and forever Michael is truly an angel
And truly wonderful.no matter how time passes
Michael will never leave us.and the presence of an angel will always be with us for all time.and hes here to stay.I just miss him so much I just want him back.he will always have a special place in my heart.this man is the true hero.and I will forever love him.
Michael is rotting in a gold casket at Forest Lawn with the pink eyed rats and the creepy crawlers.

Earth to Donna...
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I was searching The Plasmatics on the internet and was checking out Wendy O Williams. She was quite a character in the late seventies/early eighties punk scene. I have great respect for her. Despite what some people might think of her, she was a very intelligent woman and loved and cared for animals. She was way ahead of her time. Gene Simmons produced her first solo album and the members of Kiss played on it. I can imagine what Wendy O would have done to Michael Jackson had she seen him beat Bubbles.

The Plasmatics song, "A Pig Is A Pig" could very well have been about Wacko. He was truly a dirt bag.

“Just havin' a little fun!”

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Octopus wrote:
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How is that moldy cushion?
I bet it's stinkaaay!

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

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Mar 26, 2014
 

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Octopus wrote:
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How is that moldy cushion?
Yeasty?

There's a microbial fight going on there!
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Pop Tart- wrote:
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I bet it's stinkaaay!
Wacko definitely wouldn't like sniffing Donna. lol.
FOREVER MICHAEL

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Octopus how does your wife feel of you being
So obsessed with Michael..You are fantasizing
Every night of being like him. You are just fascinated by him.thats the reason your on this forum.you know in your heart hes forever the king of music dance and entertainment.and we all just want him there I must go and watch the reunions
Cant miss 3T there cute .
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FOREVER MICHAEL wrote:
Octopus how does your wife feel of you being
So obsessed with Michael..You are fantasizing
Every night of being like him. You are just fascinated by him.thats the reason your on this forum.you know in your heart hes forever the king of music dance and entertainment.and we all just want him there I must go and watch the reunions
Cant miss 3T there cute .
Actually, to be truthful, my wife thinks my obsession with picking on Wacko is stupid but she knows that I am not a fan. She is more upset with my sudden fascination with Wendy O Williams of The Plasmatics. Maybe she thinks I am drooling over her body and her boobies. She's dead. Anyway, I remember her from her TV appearances over thirty years ago. She was really hardcore punk then. Listening to her on You Tube today, she is awesome. Things definitely changed. She was ahead of her time. I am talking about the music and her dare devil stunts. My wife thinks it is something more. Oh, well...

But back to the clown...I do not like his music or his dancing. It was the tabloid persona he projected and what nutty fruitcake behavior he gave out. He wanted my attention, Donna. That was his own damn fault. It is like he was a circus freak at a carnival. I laugh and I laugh.

"A Pig Is A Pig"
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Octopus, you are so full of shit. You ruined things. You know it.

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I Am Here To Sort You Out wrote:
Octopus, you are so full of shit. You ruined things. You know it.
::imagines Taz
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Is MJ, and you've all been had. Suckers!
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I Am Here To Sort You Out wrote:
Octopus, you are so full of shit. You ruined things. You know it.
Actually, I did not ruin anything. It was the clown that destroyed his pathetic life and legacy.
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I Am Here To Sort You Out wrote:
Is MJ, and you've all been had. Suckers!
??????????

You are the floon that believes the dead clown's private life did not matter...
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Octopus. I don't mean you ruined things for MJ. I mean, you ruined things for you and me. I did all I can to make you notice me, but it still isn't enough. All I can do now is send you an email with a close up photo of my perfectly trimmed bush and beef curtains and see if that makes you love me again. If you wont I'm going to have to stalk you all over Topix until you change that thing you call your mind.
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I Am Here To Sort You Out wrote:
Octopus. I don't mean you ruined things for MJ. I mean, you ruined things for you and me. I did all I can to make you notice me, but it still isn't enough. All I can do now is send you an email with a close up photo of my perfectly trimmed bush and beef curtains and see if that makes you love me again. If you wont I'm going to have to stalk you all over Topix until you change that thing you call your mind.
Yuck.

Take a cold shower.
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Octopus/Everyone, I did not write #18. He is impersonating me, and failing. It doesn't even sound like me. I'm a married woman and do not write such things to another man. Again, you messed up, using a full stop, after the username at the start of the post. I ALWAYS use a comma. This is how people can tell, that my username has been hijacked. What you people are witnessing is Michael Jackson's work. I bet you don't believe me, but I know the truth.
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Octopus, that other person isn't me and I would never offer to show my minge to people who I'm stalkiing online because it takes away the mystery. Besides my flaps are quite loose and my husband says they're a turn off.

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