Song for Donna Page.
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“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#1 Feb 26, 2014
So I saw Donna writing poems on another thread so I thought she should get one of her very own. It turned into a little ditty I call "Dirty Donna" and it goes a little something like this:

Oh well her name is Donna Page
she's been in some'n of a rage
since Wacko had the heart attack
and now she really wants him back.

Now she's-a-taken to the forums
creat'n spam cuz that's her norm
lights a candle as she moans
like a dog without a bone.

Chorus:

(Donna, Donna)

Ride that cushion high.

(Donna, Donna)

Make it last all night.

(Donna, Donna)

Get it on.

(Donna, Donna)

Till the break of dawn.

That's all I really have so far. Maybe others would be willing to collaborate and add their own lyrics to it?
Octopus

Albany, NY

#3 Feb 26, 2014
The sloppering spittle of her juicy, wet cow lips
The soft cotton of clown cumbling underneath her pumping hips
His llama eyes wide as she squeezes the cushion
Keep pushin'
Keep pushin'
Keep pushin'

Chorus:

(Donna, Donna)

Ride that cushion high

(Donna, Oh, Smelly Donna)

Make it last all night

(Donna, Donna)

Get it on and smoke a bong

Till the break of dawn...

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#4 Feb 26, 2014
Subliminal Criminal wrote:
Is that funny to you?
Yes Beavis I think it's quite funny.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#5 Feb 26, 2014
Octopus wrote:
The sloppering spittle of her juicy, wet cow lips
The soft cotton of clown cumbling underneath her pumping hips
His llama eyes wide as she squeezes the cushion
Keep pushin'
Keep pushin'
Keep pushin'
Chorus:
(Donna, Donna)
Ride that cushion high
(Donna, Oh, Smelly Donna)
Make it last all night
(Donna, Donna)
Get it on and smoke a bong
Till the break of dawn...
Great, love it!

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#6 Feb 26, 2014
Hey, Storm and Octo, you guys did great! I love it! Too funny!

Since: Apr 10

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#7 Feb 26, 2014
That poor cushion! LOL!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#8 Feb 26, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
Hey, Storm and Octo, you guys did great! I love it! Too funny!
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed!
Octopus

Albany, NY

#9 Feb 26, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed!
It is kind of silly but it is better than reading Donna's usual love fest to the dead clown.

Since: Apr 10

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#10 Feb 26, 2014
I just can't stop loving you
She screams as she grinds and grinds
She eats an orange, juice runs down her chin
As she throws aside the nasty rinds

Chorus:

(Donna, Donna)

Ride that cushion high

(Donna, oh Donna)

Make it last all night

(Donna, Donna)

Get it on and don't you stop

(Donna, yeah Donna)

Till the break of dawn

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#11 Feb 26, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
I just can't stop loving you
She screams as she grinds and grinds
She eats an orange, juice runs down her chin
As she throws aside the nasty rinds
Chorus:
(Donna, Donna)
Ride that cushion high
(Donna, oh Donna)
Make it last all night
(Donna, Donna)
Get it on and don't you stop
(Donna, yeah Donna)
Till the break of dawn
Absolutely brilliant!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#13 Feb 26, 2014
Subliminal Criminal wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok Scumageddin, shows your level of intellect.
Hey look, something shiny!
"I know you are but what am I" (yes I read that hilariously idiotic comment) and you want to talk about level of intellect Beavis?

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#14 Feb 26, 2014
Subliminal Criminal wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok Scumageddin, shows your level of intellect.
Hey look, something shiny!
We're having fun - have you ever heard of the word? Lighten up! I bet you walk like you have a stick stuck somewhere the sun don't shine.

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#15 Feb 26, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Absolutely brilliant!
Why thank you, kind sir.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#16 Feb 27, 2014
She shook her fanny to the thumping beat
Gather round to the clown meet and greet
Her boobies shakin' at half past nine
The clown impersonator just got out from doin' time
He grabbed his crotch and did a double feel
Donna cried as she began to squeal

Chorus:

(Donna Donna)

Ride that cushion high

(Donna Oh, Donna)

Make it last all night

Get it on and on and on...

(Donna ooooo Donna)

Till the break of dawn

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#17 Feb 27, 2014
Octopus wrote:
She shook her fanny to the thumping beat
Gather round to the clown meet and greet
Her boobies shakin' at half past nine
The clown impersonator just got out from doin' time
He grabbed his crotch and did a double feel
Donna cried as she began to squeal
Chorus:
(Donna Donna)
Ride that cushion high
(Donna Oh, Donna)
Make it last all night
Get it on and on and on...
(Donna ooooo Donna)
Till the break of dawn
Awesome!
Octopus

Albany, NY

#18 Feb 27, 2014
The cotton slobber in the heat of the night
The clown's faded image was a bit of a fright
She started jumpin' on her soiled box spring and bed
Another lonely evening that she's lost her head
She knocked the candle over and it got soooo hot
The flames did not matter because she refused to stop
The fireman saved her from her smokin' room
She screamed for her cushion full of cheap purfume

Chorus:

(Donna Donna)

Ride that cushion high

(Donna Oh, Donna)

Make it last all night

Get it on with another clown

(Donna ooooo Donna)

Till the break of dawn
Octopus

Albany, NY

#19 Feb 27, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Awesome!
She's getting sleepy already?

??????????

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#20 Feb 27, 2014
Octopus wrote:
The cotton slobber in the heat of the night
The clown's faded image was a bit of a fright
She started jumpin' on her soiled box spring and bed
Another lonely evening that she's lost her head
She knocked the candle over and it got soooo hot
The flames did not matter because she refused to stop
The fireman saved her from her smokin' room
She screamed for her cushion full of cheap purfume
Chorus:
(Donna Donna)
Ride that cushion high
(Donna Oh, Donna)
Make it last all night
Get it on with another clown
(Donna ooooo Donna)
Till the break of dawn
Keeps getting better!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#21 Feb 27, 2014
Octopus wrote:
<quoted text>
She's getting sleepy already?
??????????
Damn, that thing must have wore her right out!
Octopus

Albany, NY

#22 Feb 27, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Damn, that thing must have wore her right out!
It must be those hyponotic llama eyes.

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