do you want krackerjacks back?

do you want krackerjacks back?

Created by heres the question on Aug 11, 2012

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YES please

dont' care

NO way

Who?

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ononothimagin

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#408 Sep 17, 2012
Maybe Intergalactic Clowns ll's idol was Andy Kaufman.

Kaufman used to go out on stage and fidget. There would be nervous laughter because the audience weren't in on the joke. Suddenly, he'd break into a bunch nonsensical blather about one thing or another that made no sense to anyone and exit, stage left.

Wacky, man!

What a genius!

ononothimagin

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#409 Sep 17, 2012
I don't think I get enough credit for what a "wacky" comedian I am either.

Like when I kept posing comments in my old krackerjacks username until there were nothing but my comments in the "Last updated by" column.

Whenever someone would post something, I would quickly follow it up with a comment of mine and I dominated the "Last updated by" column for 2 solid hours!

I don't know of anyone that has ever done that before or since here on topix. Almost immediately my krackerjacks account was deleted.

THAT'S "CUTTING EDGE," MAN!!

How I've suffered for my "art!"

ononothimagin

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#410 Sep 17, 2012
Oops, that's "Updated Last By."

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#411 Sep 17, 2012
ononothimagin wrote:
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Hmmmm... Well, humor is relative. This means you have to relate to it.
Maybe I just don't "get it." You saying I'm "related to OJ Simpson" is funny, how exactly? Cuz OJ was accused of murdering his wife? I miss the humor there. I guess you need to be deliberately wacky like Intergalactic Clowns ll, or a**holes like you and NFL Fan to appreciate such uproarious "comedy."
Intergalactic Clowns ll reminds of a comedy routine I heard years ago. It was about a musical group that was so lousy, they couldn't make it in the music business. One day, they had a brainstorm. They went out on stage and didn't make a peep. They were billed as the "Non-musical musicians" and got rave reviews for being so "cutting edge!"
Wacky.
It was a joke Kracker..you said you were related to somebody from history..I forget who. OJ Simpson is a black man who is a killer...lighten up man..would you want him as a cousin? lol

ononothimagin

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#412 Sep 17, 2012
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>It was a joke Kracker..you said you were related to somebody from history..I forget who. OJ Simpson is a black man who is a killer...lighten up man..would you want him as a cousin? lol
Hmmmm...

OJ is black. I am white.

OJ is a killer. I am not.

Uhhhhh...

Oh, I get it now!!

You and NFL Fan have a lousy sense of humor!

Ha ha.

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#413 Sep 17, 2012
ononothimagin wrote:
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Hmmmm...
OJ is black. I am white.
OJ is a killer. I am not.
Uhhhhh...
Oh, I get it now!!
You and NFL Fan have a lousy sense of humor!
Ha ha.
You sure your not a killer?

ononothimagin

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#414 Sep 17, 2012
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>You sure your not a killer?
Nope. And no matter how you and others like you try to make me sound like a brutal child beater simply cuz I spanked my children, I have never done time in jail for violence...

...the way you have.

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#415 Sep 17, 2012
ononothimagin wrote:
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Hmmmm...
OJ is black. I am white.
OJ is a killer. I am not.
Uhhhhh...
Oh, I get it now!!
You and NFL Fan have a lousy sense of humor!
Ha ha.
I like your avatar.

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#416 Sep 17, 2012
ononothimagin wrote:
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Nope. And no matter how you and others like you try to make me sound like a brutal child beater simply cuz I spanked my children, I have never done time in jail for violence...
...the way you have.
Whatever..that does mot make you better than me.

ononothimagin

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#417 Sep 18, 2012
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Whatever..that does mot make you better than me.
It makes you a hypocrite.

All this blowing you've done about how good people don't use violence is probably something you were taught in anger management class.

Thanks, goodvibrations.

ononothimagin

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#418 Sep 18, 2012
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Whatever..that does mot make you better than me.
That's OK. Being honest and having integrity isn't required here on topix. In fact, it's discouraged. It's much more important to have a badass attitude and to try to be "funny."

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