Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3534 Jun 22, 2014
Michael Jackson's official cause of death: He choked on his Blanket.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#3535 Jun 22, 2014
I've noticed Rebecca doesn't post as much as she used to. Perhaps the jokes are too difficult for her to keep up.

Keep posting them!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3536 Jun 22, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
I've noticed Rebecca doesn't post as much as she used to. Perhaps the jokes are too difficult for her to keep up.
Keep posting them!
I've wondered that too. She's likely too wrapped up in needless grief that a dead pedophile never answered her ridiculous letters, she can no longer express it in words, lol. More jokes to come!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3537 Jun 26, 2014
Q: How did Michael Jackson keep his youth?

A: Pizza and Nintendo.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3538 Jun 26, 2014
Q: Where did Michael Jackson go to find a date?

A: Boys 'R Us.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3539 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?

A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3540 Jun 26, 2014
Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for?

A: Michael Jackson.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3541 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What child's game did Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?

A: Got your nose! Put it back!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3542 Jun 26, 2014
A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet.
Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson.
"Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story.
A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3543 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson with a suntan?

A: LaToya.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3544 Jun 26, 2014
MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS
Volume 1
Side One
1. Reach out and TOUCH Someone
2. Hey, there, Predator
3. Touch Me Once, Touch Me Twice, Touch Me Once Again
4. The Best Toys are Little Boys
5. The WACKO Touch
Side Two
1. Theme from Peter Pervert
2. He TOUCHED Me
3. He Let His Fingers Do the Walking (In Private Places)
4. Come Open My FLY With Me
5. Theme from Woody The Pecker
Volume 2
Side One
1. Feeler
2. Put Your Hand in The Pants of Michael Jackson
3. Peter Pervert
4. The Boy Who Made Me Throw Up
5. Beat it and Eat It
Side Two
1. Full Moon at High Noon
2. I'm Dropping My Drawers Over You
3. I'm A Pervert
4. I'm Weird, I'm Not All Here
5. Groping the World

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#3545 Jun 26, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson with a suntan?
A: LaToya.
*laughs*

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3546 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?

A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3547 Jun 28, 2014
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson, with no money?

A: Tito.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3548 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why did Michael cut down on public appearances?

A: He wanted to spend more time with the kids.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3549 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why was Michael Jackson's album entitled "Bad"?

A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3550 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Have you heard Michael Jackson is coming out with a new album?

A: It's called "Sick".

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3551 Jun 28, 2014
He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you".
DONNA

UK

#3552 Jun 28, 2014
It really sucks to be you stormageddon
Shut the hell up.jokes of yours are nothing but jealous lies.they are tasteless and sick.I believe in Michael
And everythig that he does.I am standing by his side holding his hands
MJ my world.I just love him so much
You must have a lot of time to waste
It really shows stormageddon how much
You think about him.and how jealous you are of him.green Eyed monster comes out.because you want to be just like him.shut the jokes up.they are not funny. leave my baby alone.hes just perfect.one thing you will never be
Serenity

Fort Washington, MD

#3553 Jul 10, 2014
borat wrote:
Yeah,There are some funny joke's but it's only Michael Jackson.I've heard even the King of rock and roll liked them young too yes even Elvis.Weird thing is you'll never hear the "king" being bagged.
"Elvis" may have first been attracted to her when she was vwry young, but he loved and suopirted her until the day he died. OH, YEAH- She was also Female- He wasn't attracted to little boys like Michael Jackson.

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