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#3530 Jun 22, 2014
I heard that the Jackson family did not buy MJ a coffin, they just put him back in the box he came in.

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#3531 Jun 22, 2014
Quote from the coroner after MJ's autopsy: "No need to embalm him".

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#3532 Jun 22, 2014
Q:Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Frankie Dettori?

A:Frankie will still be riding 3 year olds this summer!

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#3533 Jun 22, 2014
Michael Jackson donated his body to Disneyland... I saw his nose there in 2012.

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#3534 Jun 22, 2014
Michael Jackson's official cause of death: He choked on his Blanket.

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#3535 Jun 22, 2014
I've noticed Rebecca doesn't post as much as she used to. Perhaps the jokes are too difficult for her to keep up.

Keep posting them!

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#3536 Jun 22, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
I've noticed Rebecca doesn't post as much as she used to. Perhaps the jokes are too difficult for her to keep up.
Keep posting them!
I've wondered that too. She's likely too wrapped up in needless grief that a dead pedophile never answered her ridiculous letters, she can no longer express it in words, lol. More jokes to come!

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#3537 Jun 26, 2014
Q: How did Michael Jackson keep his youth?

A: Pizza and Nintendo.

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#3538 Jun 26, 2014
Q: Where did Michael Jackson go to find a date?

A: Boys 'R Us.

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#3539 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?

A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

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#3540 Jun 26, 2014
Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for?

A: Michael Jackson.

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#3541 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What child's game did Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?

A: Got your nose! Put it back!

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#3542 Jun 26, 2014
A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet.
Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson.
"Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story.
A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

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#3543 Jun 26, 2014
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson with a suntan?

A: LaToya.

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#3544 Jun 26, 2014
MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS
Volume 1
Side One
1. Reach out and TOUCH Someone
2. Hey, there, Predator
3. Touch Me Once, Touch Me Twice, Touch Me Once Again
4. The Best Toys are Little Boys
5. The WACKO Touch
Side Two
1. Theme from Peter Pervert
2. He TOUCHED Me
3. He Let His Fingers Do the Walking (In Private Places)
4. Come Open My FLY With Me
5. Theme from Woody The Pecker
Volume 2
Side One
1. Feeler
2. Put Your Hand in The Pants of Michael Jackson
3. Peter Pervert
4. The Boy Who Made Me Throw Up
5. Beat it and Eat It
Side Two
1. Full Moon at High Noon
2. I'm Dropping My Drawers Over You
3. I'm A Pervert
4. I'm Weird, I'm Not All Here
5. Groping the World

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#3545 Jun 26, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson with a suntan?
A: LaToya.
*laughs*

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#3546 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?

A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.

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#3547 Jun 28, 2014
Q: What do you call Michael Jackson, with no money?

A: Tito.

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#3548 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why did Michael cut down on public appearances?

A: He wanted to spend more time with the kids.

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#3549 Jun 28, 2014
Q: Why was Michael Jackson's album entitled "Bad"?

A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

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