Funny Michael Jackson Jokes
Rebecca

Brockton, MA

#3149 Dec 4, 2013
Len is Disgusted wrote:
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Michael bought two children from Debbie. She didn't have any others. Remember? Oh, that's right. You're a f'loon.
Screw you.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#3150 Dec 4, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text> Screw you.
'Heal the World'

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3151 Dec 4, 2013
Reality_Awaits wrote:
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'Heal the World'
You sure could not heal the world. You live in a world of cynical negative thoughts.
Mjj

Australia

#3152 Dec 5, 2013
When MJ died they melted him and turned him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
l want you back Michael

UK

#3154 Dec 5, 2013
Mjj wrote:
When MJ died they melted him and turned him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
Go to hell. Dont you dare talk about my sweet Michael like that. You are talking complete shit
Michaels just the sweetest and most gorgeous babe on earth. Michael just a good person and a truly wonderful guy. I JUST Love Michael so much
Hes my everything.and I think the world of my awesome gentle Michael.you need to take lessons from a real man. He made the world a better placd
Just for being him.and all he gave throughout his life. Hes just the sweetest angel.
l want you back Michael

UK

#3155 Dec 5, 2013
Mjj wrote:
When MJ died they melted him and turned him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
The only thing Michael will be melting is all of our hearts.hes the most gorgeous man who ever lived.beautiful angel face dark hair baby brown eyes.mikes full of sexyness and Just completely hot. Hes just awesome wonderful I love every part of him.everything about him.hes my everything.myworld just my sweet Michael
I forever love you Michael.you are always on my mind in my thoughts and in my heart
Gosh I just miss you baby.My sweet Michael
The sweetest angel
kaylee

Jasper, TN

#3156 Dec 6, 2013
i dont aprriciate you being mean about the best entertainer in the world. just because he is dead doesn't mean you should be mean.i love michael jackson and you shouldn'tdo that again.
Michael Jacksons Ghost

United States

#3157 Dec 7, 2013
Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?
~So he could be black again.
l want you back Michael

UK

#3158 Dec 8, 2013
All these sick Jokes are sick and cruel.how dare you talk about sweet Michael like that.hes the greatest entertainer and and showman the worlds
Ever known.with a voice of an angel.Incredible dancer.song writing genius. Michaels Just
Breath taking. I would do anything to have him back.I miss him every day.I Just Love Michael Jackson so Much.he Just truly a wonderful man
Rebecca

Brockton, MA

#3159 Dec 8, 2013
I am deeply in love with MJ. I don't like all the mean things being said about my MJ. He never did anything sexual to boys. I believe MJ only. I don't care what you people state your lying. Michael Jackson wasn't gay. He wasn't into men. Michael Jackson was one amazing dad. If anyone says different then your dumb. Michael Jackson really never bleached his skin. The man had a skin condition. Michael Jackson isn't a freak, a pedo pan, gay, lazy, selfish, wacko, a clown, a bad dad and all the other lies going around about this man. Michael is being badly attacked for things he really isn't. Instead of judging people hear the truth. Michael told the truth. I wish I could of been with Michael. I would of had his baby if I was with him because he was truly an amazing dad in my eyes. I love everything about Michael. The way he smiles, talks, walks, laughs and the glow in his eyes when he smiles. He is my heart. I would of loved to marry him and spent my life with him. He needed a women that truly cared about him and he always did. This man is my whole life people. I get very hurt when I see the way people talk badly about MJ. It is like they are attacking my husband and I want to attack them back. No one says something bad about my Michael or they will hear it and I will be their worse nightmare. Michael was my prince. He always will be. God I would of treated him like a king if I could of been with him. One thing that man would of never went through those court hearings alone. I would of been there holding his hand through it. Michael Jackson will always have me defending him as I love him and believe in him. MJ I love you forever baby.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#3160 Dec 8, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
This man is my whole life people.

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Sick!
l want you back Michael

UK

#3161 Dec 8, 2013
I agree with Rebecca.Michael is not a pedo
He would never hurt a child.he wouldnt hurt animals.he dosent sleep with dolls.he wasnt wacko Jacko.hes not gay.hes not a liar.and he has NOT committed fraud with the beatles catalogue
He never done any of these things.because he was so shy and quiet people walked all over him.but he was a very strong person he had to be what he had to deal with day by day..I would be there on every court case right beside him giving him a hug and holding his hand.and telling him all his fans will always be there for him.hes my role model my hero
Michael Just breath taking completely gorgeous and hot with the voice of an angel.I will be beside him to defend him.to support him Just be there for him.Just loving him forever hes Just the sweetest angel and his beautiful smile brightens up each day.massive part of my life he makes my life complete..hes beauty both inside and out.I just so badly want you back Michael.I think about him hez a glow in my heart.I just think the world of him
Michaels always on my mind in my thoughts and in my heart.I need him.Michael I want you I need you I Love you.Michael is my everything.I listen to his music all night long.I Just love my Michael so much.hes forever my sweet angel. I just really wish he was still here. I love you Michael my sweet babe
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#3162 Dec 8, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I just want to tell all the haters on here that Michael Jackson isn't a pedo. Michael Jackson wasn't into boys people. Just because a person loves children doesn't mean they are messing around with kids. If Michael Jackson was a pedo then explain to me why Debbie allowed this man around her own children. I'll tell you why she allowed him around the children it is because he wasn't a pedo. Michael Jackson is being badly attacked for things he isn't. The stupid jokes on here are dumb and heartless. No one has the right to judge anyone only God is the judge. This man was truly one amazing guy. He did make the world a better place. I appreciate all that he did. Jordan and Wade can go to hell. Lying pieces of shit. Michael has my love and support as I truly believe in what he said. I will never listen to the lies made against this man. I love my Michael with all my heart. He means the world to me. The hating and mean ways people need to stop. Start having a heart towards others.
Wacko Jacko was the most successful pedophile out there. He had the lure of being a celebrity, the security to keep unwanted people away, and the money to keep victims from talking. He was the perfect storm of pedophelia. No one who makes a joke about a pedophile is heartless. Wacko was the heartless one. I bet Wacko hopes Jordan and Wade go to hell, because then he would get another crack (pun intended) at them. If God is the only judge then why are you judging him as completely innocent? If you take that side then everyone who disagrees with you can state that on a public forum like this.
Rebecca

Brockton, MA

#3163 Dec 8, 2013
I am making it clear Michael Jackson wasn't into sexually abusing boys. He was accused of something he really didn't do. I am not listening to the lies about Michael Jackson because I believe in only one person Michael Jackson. Everyone saying Michael is a pedo your wrong for saying that. These jokes on this site are mean and I find you all very rude. And the person that said I was sick because Michael Jackson is my everything can piss off. Michael Jackson is my whole world. I really love this man people. Please stop being so heartless. I would of married Michael Jackson if I could. He always has had my love and support through the years. I would have been proud to be his wife. He would of never walked alone through those court hearings because I would of been right by his side. He would of had me for the rest of his life. I would of wanted children with him too. Such a good father he was. Would of been proud to carry his baby. Michael Jackson is the love of my life. The moment I looked into his eyes I knew he was the one for me. Michael my angel eyes. Always an angel in every way. I love you MJ forever baby.
FYI

United States

#3164 Dec 9, 2013
Rebecca,you need serious help.Please go see Dr.Phil
l want you back Michael

UK

#3165 Dec 9, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I am making it clear Michael Jackson wasn't into sexually abusing boys. He was accused of something he really didn't do. I am not listening to the lies about Michael Jackson because I believe in only one person Michael Jackson. Everyone saying Michael is a pedo your wrong for saying that. These jokes on this site are mean and I find you all very rude. And the person that said I was sick because Michael Jackson is my everything can piss off. Michael Jackson is my whole world. I really love this man people. Please stop being so heartless. I would of married Michael Jackson if I could. He always has had my love and support through the years. I would have been proud to be his wife. He would of never walked alone through those court hearings because I would of been right by his side. He would of had me for the rest of his life. I would of wanted children with him too. Such a good father he was. Would of been proud to carry his baby. Michael Jackson is the love of my life. The moment I looked into his eyes I knew he was the one for me. Michael my angel eyes. Always an angel in every way. I love you MJ forever baby.
Rebecca dont take notice of these Jerks they are the only losers here.and spreading lies on every topix page.its only the same discusting clowns
And all these Idiots are doing are communicating with each.no ones Interested what the hell they have to say or listening to there crap.
Michael never did anything sexual to any boy
Michael never touched any boy in any way
Michael is not a pedo pan.so shut your mouth haters.you are scum and complete liars

I trust Michael over any of you Idiots.I know the man he really was.and the person he was.and how he treated people,he was honest and had so much respect for people.and he knew how to treat a woman like a lady.and no matter how busy he was he always made time to help somebody.he was Just an Innocent kind caring wonderful man.and an incredible father.

Michael truly is my life.hes everywhere in my room
I have his Magazines everywhere of him.I Just love Michael so Much.hes just my sweet precious angel
Hes .I Just love every part of him. Everything about him..if I could have one wish and thats to have my Michael back Just to see him again and his beautiful smile that lights every room.and Michael
Lights up the world.Michael got the right stuff the hot stuff.full of sexyness thats what you can call a real man.If I had the chance I would take care of him.and he knows Ill be there every step of the way with him.I cherish that man.And I will praise hes wonderful name.how blessed we were to have him in our life Michael Jackson star will shine forever
Michael is always on my mind,in my thoughts and forever in my heart.
Michael Jackson with all my heart I love you baby
Elizabeth175

Tbilisi, Georgia

#3166 Dec 9, 2013
This makes me sad. I'm not Michael Jackson fan, but reading all of these shit makes me angry as hell. Michael cared for children and tried his best to help them, but people called him pedophile. He had skin disease vitiligo which caused his skin color change. He was suffering, he was in pain, but the world could never see that. I respect Michael Jackson, I love him, his music, his fans, his family... After years the truth is gonna win.

P.s sorry for my bad english, it's 3rd languge for me(:
Rebecca

Brockton, MA

#3167 Dec 9, 2013
FYI wrote:
Rebecca,you need serious help.Please go see Dr.Phil
no I don't need help. Your the one that needs help retard. I love MJ and have the right to say that I love MJ all I want
FYI

United States

#3168 Dec 9, 2013
Please get help Rebecca.
Juggs Judy

AOL

#3169 Dec 9, 2013
Elizabeth175 wrote:
This makes me sad. I'm not Michael Jackson fan, but reading all of these shit makes me angry as hell. Michael cared for children and tried his best to help them, but people called him pedophile. He had skin disease vitiligo which caused his skin color change. He was suffering, he was in pain, but the world could never see that. I respect Michael Jackson, I love him, his music, his fans, his family... After years the truth is gonna win.
P.s sorry for my bad english, it's 3rd languge for me(:
Michael Jackson dodged simple and friendly police questioning and cross examination on not just one occasion but on all three allegations against his name, two in his 30s, and a decade later in his 40s. His refusal to cooperate with kindhearted nonbiased law enforcement officers and refusal to face rigorous question in court is one of the strongest indicator that he was a serial pedophile and child molester.

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