Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3106 Oct 6, 2013
Q: What’s worse than losing the King of Pop?

A: How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died?

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3107 Oct 6, 2013
Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?

A: "Take me to Children's Hospital"

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3108 Oct 6, 2013
Q: What did Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: One got burned doing Pepsi. The other got burned doing "Coke".

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3109 Oct 6, 2013
Did you hear about the estate sale at Neverland Ranch?
children's clothes are half off

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3110 Oct 6, 2013
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?

A: Because he was ''Bad''.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3111 Oct 6, 2013
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the buttholes he's poked around in.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3112 Oct 6, 2013
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3113 Oct 6, 2013
Q: What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and Margaret Thatcher?

A: Had they both died 25 years ago, there would have been a generation of happier miners.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3114 Oct 6, 2013
Jockeys all over the world wore black armbands after Michael died in tribute to the legend who rode more three-year-olds than anyone else.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3115 Oct 6, 2013
Victoria Beckham has announced she had an affair with Michael Jackson.

Jacko has denied the allegations as he claims he was in Brooklyn at the time.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#3116 Oct 7, 2013
This isn't a joke but it is funny. There was a rerun of an old comedy show on TV over the weekend and it was one from just after Wacko died.

They showed a clip about what one fan had to say about that day:

I was at Disneyland when I heard that Michael had died. I didn't believe it until Mickey Mouse came and told me that it was true'.

LOL! That about sums f'loons up!!
FOREVER MICHAEL

UK

#3117 Oct 7, 2013
Michael dont worry about these strange people.
There just a bunch of Jealous Losers.who dont understand anything they have been so brainwashed over the years its all in there head
If you look at the same names its only few of them.
I guess there so much to be Jealous over he was such an attractive gorgeous man.who kind caring and wonderful.amazing Incredible man
And you just fall in Love with him..he was so smart
And a nice good man.I am proud of him.he means so much to me I adore him.and care so much for my Michael.he is a teddybear you Just want to hug cuddle and hold him forever in your arms.he is my teddybear anyday.he is a sweetheart.and a beautiful angel.just give him some respect.if not leave him in peace.leave Michael alone.grow up
Just leave Michael to the fans.who really know what Michaels about.
Michael is forever.and believe me Michael is here to STAY.

I Love you Michael Jackson
Forever Love you my sweet sweet Michael

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3118 Oct 7, 2013
FOREVER MICHAEL wrote:
Michael dont worry about these strange people.
There just a bunch of Jealous Losers.who dont understand anything they have been so brainwashed over the years its all in there head
If you look at the same names its only few of them.
I guess there so much to be Jealous over he was such an attractive gorgeous man.who kind caring and wonderful.amazing Incredible man
And you just fall in Love with him..he was so smart
And a nice good man.I am proud of him.he means so much to me I adore him.and care so much for my Michael.he is a teddybear you Just want to hug cuddle and hold him forever in your arms.he is my teddybear anyday.he is a sweetheart.and a beautiful angel.just give him some respect.if not leave him in peace.leave Michael alone.grow up
Just leave Michael to the fans.who really know what Michaels about.
Michael is forever.and believe me Michael is here to STAY.
I Love you Michael Jackson
Forever Love you my sweet sweet Michael
Donna you have to be the dumbest f'loon I've ever seen.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#3119 Oct 8, 2013
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text>Donna you have to be the dumbest f'loon I've ever seen.
Don't forget she's the craziest too.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3120 Oct 8, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't forget she's the craziest too.
Definately. She's lost in a complete fantasy world.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#3121 Oct 9, 2013
FOREVER MICHAEL wrote:
<snipped for sanity>
What a purposeful and enriched life you lead. Using topix to communicate with a dead, pederast, entertainer.

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#3122 Oct 9, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>
What a purposeful and enriched life you lead. Using topix to communicate with a dead, pederast, entertainer.
Its like shes expecting MJ to come out and thank her for her blind support
Kevo

Detroit, MI

#3123 Oct 12, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
<quoted text>
Its like shes expecting MJ to come out and thank her for her blind support
What do caviar and Michael Jackson have in common ?
They both come on little white crackers.
FOREVER MICHAEL

UK

#3124 Oct 13, 2013
All you clowns.you better make your way back to the circus.where you all belong.
You are not funny..you are not smart..you are not
Clever..you are Just making yourself.look stupid
And very foolish.

The world has so much Love for Michael
AND THERES NOTHING ANY OF YOU CLOWNS
CAN DO ABOUT THAT.you may as give up you will never win.Michael is Love.and theres so much Love for him..

Michael is so very special..and so very precious to each and everyone of us...Michael knows how I feel about him..and how much he means to me.
He is Just a sweetheart.and our sweet baby.
We are all so proud of him..he is just amazing
In everything he does.he is a wonderful man
With a gentle tender heart..heart of gold.
and he is Just so cute.we love him.we adore him
We care for him.he is Just our sweet baby

He will always be my sweet sweet Michael
And forever my sweet angel..and I Love him
So much.with all my heart.
Michael will forever be in my heart

MICHAEL IS FOREVER
MICHAEL IS FOR ALL TIME
MICHAEL IS HERE TO STAY
SO ALL OF YOU CLOWNS BETTER GET USED TO IT

MICHAEL JACKSON FOREVER LOVE YOU BABE

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#3125 Oct 13, 2013
FOREVER MICHAEL wrote:
All you clowns.you better make your way back to the circus.where you all belong.
You are not funny..you are not smart..you are not
Clever..you are Just making yourself.look stupid
And very foolish.
The world has so much Love for Michael
AND THERES NOTHING ANY OF YOU CLOWNS
CAN DO ABOUT THAT.you may as give up you will never win.Michael is Love.and theres so much Love for him..
Michael is so very special..and so very precious to each and everyone of us...Michael knows how I feel about him..and how much he means to me.
He is Just a sweetheart.and our sweet baby.
We are all so proud of him..he is just amazing
In everything he does.he is a wonderful man
With a gentle tender heart..heart of gold.
and he is Just so cute.we love him.we adore him
We care for him.he is Just our sweet baby
He will always be my sweet sweet Michael
And forever my sweet angel..and I Love him
So much.with all my heart.
Michael will forever be in my heart
MICHAEL IS FOREVER
MICHAEL IS FOR ALL TIME
MICHAEL IS HERE TO STAY
SO ALL OF YOU CLOWNS BETTER GET USED TO IT
MICHAEL JACKSON FOREVER LOVE YOU BABE
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