Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

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“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#3022 Sep 26, 2013
persephony wrote:
<quoted text> Some people fall for phony molestation stories.
Such as the jury in your case, Jugsy?

Since: Jul 13

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#3023 Sep 26, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text> Michael was a true blessing to my life and to all the children around the world.
He was anything but a blessing to children.. Lets list some children who stayed with MJ and have been troubled since.
-Macaulay Culkin
-Aaron Carter
-Corey Fieldman
-Wade Robson
-Paris Jackson
And so on...

Since: May 12

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#3024 Sep 26, 2013
Butterballs wrote:
<quoted text>
He would and I bet he really misses all those swanky clothing stores in downtown Manhattan. Though, he always has Google Street View to remind him of his imaginary lifestyle.
Jealous butterfck...cause you live in a cave in Guatemala...

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3025 Sep 26, 2013
What is wrong with you ajacks that can't believe that I have a place in Manhattan...what is the big fcking deal....????? You act like it is impossible for people to have money and a nice place to live...you are all fcking nuts...

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#3026 Sep 26, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>
In the COURT TV message board we dubbed her "horse teeth" because she had a hideous overbite. She is the one who attended the Neverland party at the end of the week following the verdict.
Do you have a link? I'd be curious to see it.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#3027 Sep 26, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> Some people fall for phony molestation stories.
How would you know about that? Care to tell us something?
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#3030 Sep 27, 2013
FOREVER MICHAEL wrote:
Somebody else was saying if Michael was alive
I said Ill be there with the billions fans across the world to hug Michael and never let him go again
And tell him what inspiration and hero he was
And I like to bring him back for his children so they have amazing and wonderful father thats what they need..they should be proud of him.like we are
Like Jermaine Jackson said his spirits around every where
He will always be my sweet angel
Miss you MJ
Love you for all time
thank you for defending Michael. He is the best. He needs people sticking up for him. I loved him a lot. Continue to show support.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#3031 Sep 27, 2013
I like seeing people who defend Michael Jackson. This man is the love of my life and don't like anyone making him out to be something he isn't. I would of loved to of been his girl. He has my heart and all my love forever. Anyone hurts this man I am going to attack them like they wouldn't believe. I will always be there for him forever. I love his eyes which I love looking at for hours. All I ever wanted was to hold him. I give him my love forever.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3032 Sep 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I like seeing people who defend Michael Jackson. This man is the love of my life and don't like anyone making him out to be something he isn't. I would of loved to of been his girl. He has my heart and all my love forever. Anyone hurts this man I am going to attack them like they wouldn't believe. I will always be there for him forever. I love his eyes which I love looking at for hours. All I ever wanted was to hold him. I give him my love forever.
Wow, just wow. That was truly pathetic.

You would have loved to be his girl? Newsflash... Michael didn't like girls!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3033 Sep 27, 2013
MJ had a heart attack? What happened did he look at the man in the mirror?

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3034 Sep 27, 2013
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?

A: They both played with little wieners.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3035 Sep 27, 2013
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?

A: They both know how to rear a child.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3036 Sep 27, 2013
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?

A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3037 Sep 27, 2013
The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3038 Sep 27, 2013
Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?

A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3039 Sep 27, 2013
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?

A: Emily Dick in son.
Hannah Finlayson

Auckland, New Zealand

#3040 Sep 28, 2013
This is really not that funny I mean come.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#3041 Sep 28, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I like seeing people who defend Michael Jackson. This man is the love of my life and don't like anyone making him out to be something he isn't. I would of loved to of been his girl. He has my heart and all my love forever. Anyone hurts this man I am going to attack them like they wouldn't believe. I will always be there for him forever. I love his eyes which I love looking at for hours. All I ever wanted was to hold him. I give him my love forever.
Rebecca, please, don't scare us so much. You have us shaking in our shoes.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#3042 Sep 28, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text>Michael Jackson wasn't a bad dad. That name blanket is cute. Don't even say one word about Michael's children dip shit or you'll hear it from me. I saw what he did with the balcony and I am telling you he didn't hurt his baby and never would. I don't want to hear about that balcony. He did nothing wrong. I stand by Michael on everything. No one talks bad about him and think I will not speak up. Oh I will. When you love someone you stand by them through it all. That's what I am doing for Michael. He has me forever sticking up for him. Love you Michael forever
Rebecca, Michael Jackson needlessly put Blanket in danger to satisfy the whims of his fans. I cringe when I see Blanket's tiny legs hitting the steel bars of the balcony. Blanket is ridiculous nickname, but I concede it doesn't make him a bad father. He's a bad father for permitting his children to see him passed out on drugs.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#3043 Sep 28, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>
Rebecca, Michael Jackson needlessly put Blanket in danger to satisfy the whims of his fans. I cringe when I see Blanket's tiny legs hitting the steel bars of the balcony. Blanket is ridiculous nickname, but I concede it doesn't make him a bad father. He's a bad father for permitting his children to see him passed out on drugs.
TripleH1976 you piece of shit. Who the hell do you think you are? I will tell you're a big dick face your dumb in the head. You want to call Michael Jackson a bad dad you are an ass wipe Triple H 1976. Don't ever say Michael Jackson was a bad dad because he wasn't. Shut the hell up dipshit. I am not going to stop writing to your mental ass. Who wipes your butt for you? Your mommy because you cannot do anything for yourself you low life. You want to dish it out I will give it right back. No one speaks a bad word about Michael and thinks I am not going to say a thing because I will. You are such a heartless jerk off TripleH1976. You are so ugly the only thing you can get TripleH1976 is your fingers up your ass. When someone looks at you they run probably break the mirrors too the minute you walk by them. I better not hear you ever say one more fucking word about those kids do you get me? I will make your life a living hell. Triple H 1976 I will be watching you. You'll be hearing from me a lot.

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