Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

Since: Feb 11

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#2603 Aug 30, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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No... Adults should set an example for their children so they have a figure to look up to. MJ set a very bad example, behaving inappropriately and planting misleading ideas into peoples head. Telling children its okay to sleep with grown men leads a VERY DANGEROUS road.
What do you mean predators are selfish? What a silly and careless thing to say. People like you are sending the wrong messages to kids and parents/carers out there. Child molesters often portray themselves as sweet and caring.
Sleeping with men is fine as long as they aren't pedophiles. Children need to be taught that sex for them is wrong and they should wait till they are adults.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2604 Aug 30, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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He did place them in a room of their own but they all wanted to be in his room because he was the first adult that could relate to them ever.
Oh get real, will ya!!! It's astonishing people like you believe MJ was the be all and end all of adults for children. Come down to Earth and stop making him into this fantastical, larger then life saviour to children. I don't buy for one moment ALL children wanted to spend the night with him. I believe Michael Jackson prompted children to get parental permission for staying with him. He wanted parents to perceive him as caring, and as star-struck parents, and because MJ buttered them up with gifts, they gave him permission to sleep with their kid. Michael's kindness came with a hidden agenda, and I suspect he got something erotic by being near children he fancied upon.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2605 Aug 30, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Sleeping with men is fine as long as they aren't pedophiles. Children need to be taught that sex for them is wrong and they should wait till they are adults.
Why?!?! Is there a shortage of extra beds in the places they're sleeping at?
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2606 Aug 31, 2013
I defend Michael Jackson he is 100% not guilty. He never sexually abused boys. All these stories are trash. This man was really judged for things he wasn't. Michael wasn't gay he liked women. I think he was the best looking guy. I care about him people so come on here. Can there be anything nice said about this man? Find a way. Open your ears people and hear the truth for once. You have been judging a man for things he isn't. Stop the hate people and show love for one anothers. There's enough evil and hate in the world it would be nice if the world was a better place and people would show love towards everyone. The poor man never stood a chance when he was alive to be really heared and I will stand up for Michael. I stand in the fight and let the world know Michael was truly not guilty. Michael I love you. Angel eyes you'll always be to me.

Since: Jul 13

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#2607 Aug 31, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Sleeping with men is fine as long as they aren't pedophiles. Children need to be taught that sex for them is wrong and they should wait till they are adults.
How exactly would you distinguish between a pedophile and a man who sincerely enjoys sleeping with boys? A man with a collection of child erotic and past allegations is probably the closest signs you will get. How would a child or parent tell the difference?
You're spreading the wrong message

Since: Jul 13

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#2608 Aug 31, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text> Michael's kindness came with a hidden agenda, and I suspect he got something erotic by being near children he fancied upon.
Exactly. And his special friends have always been similar boys of similar ages (no fat & 'unattractive' boys.. NO GIRLS etc).

I am still yet to find a reason why there were no girls selected as his special friend.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#2609 Aug 31, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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Oh get real, will ya!!! It's astonishing people like you believe MJ was the be all and end all of adults for children. Come down to Earth and stop making him into this fantastical, larger then life saviour to children. I don't buy for one moment ALL children wanted to spend the night with him. I believe Michael Jackson prompted children to get parental permission for staying with him. He wanted parents to perceive him as caring, and as star-struck parents, and because MJ buttered them up with gifts, they gave him permission to sleep with their kid. Michael's kindness came with a hidden agenda, and I suspect he got something erotic by being near children he fancied upon.
Oh Triple, didn't you know that Michael only wanted to see them in real life 3D, like they were "art"? Not at all like that b-w photoshoot book and assortment of other 'innocent' and cherubic erotica Wacko had. It's like a cookbook put on a coffee table, according to a few staunch dramatics posting here.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2610 Aug 31, 2013
Michael does have a women who cares. I care and always have. I defend him because I know he did nothing and I truly love him. He will always have me by his side. This man made a difference in this world when he was here. He is angel eyes

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2611 Aug 31, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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Exactly. And his special friends have always been similar boys of similar ages (no fat & 'unattractive' boys.. NO GIRLS etc).
I am still yet to find a reason why there were no girls selected as his special friend.
F'loons have an excuse for that one. Michael related to boys better, because boys liked "boy" activities like he did. He didn't feel "right" having little girls in his bedroom. Also, that pesky media always photographed MJ with boys and that made headlines, more so then if MJ is seen with little girls. That's the f'loon spin machine for you.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2612 Aug 31, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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How exactly would you distinguish between a pedophile and a man who sincerely enjoys sleeping with boys? A man with a collection of child erotic and past allegations is probably the closest signs you will get. How would a child or parent tell the difference?
You're spreading the wrong message
Goodvibrations is under the impression pedophiles have a special marking on their foreheads to identify them.
donna page

UK

#2613 Aug 31, 2013
Leave michael alone.michael got more fans any of u put together.if we could have michael back its not the same with out him.we miss you so much michael people should listen to the song childhood what he went through as a child.not only ls he gorgrorus hes so gentle patient and caring and loving man.and he will always be in our hearts RIP michael. We love you for ever. Our ANGEL MICHAEL

“Best voice ever !”

Since: Mar 09

Devil's Hole

#2614 Aug 31, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text> You need help.
Me? I dont think so floocca !!

Cause im not worshiping a deadmonster and i don't sound pitiful like you do.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#2615 Aug 31, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Sleeping with men is fine as long as they aren't pedophiles. Children need to be taught that sex for them is wrong and they should wait till they are adults.
So do explain why a grown man would compulsively sleep the thousands of nights with other people's children and keep a nude photo of one of those children.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#2616 Aug 31, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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Exactly. And his special friends have always been similar boys of similar ages (no fat & 'unattractive' boys.. NO GIRLS etc).
I am still yet to find a reason why there were no girls selected as his special friend.
He did sleep with at least one little girl. Her name was Simone Jackson and she was his cousin's eight-year-old daughter. But since she was family, black, and female, nobody noticed. I have, however, noticed f'loons don't want to comment on that one because they know there is something wrong with an adult who sleeps with any child, in a room filled with alcohol, drugs, and porn, and has multiple locks with frequently changed lock codes and an alarm system warning him of approachers.

Her admission to being repeatedly invited to come to Michael's bedroom, by herself, to sleep in the same bed with her adult second cousin begins on page 25. The irony is the defense brought her in to discredit the Arvizos.

http://www.mjfacts.info/transcripts/Court_Tra...
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2617 Aug 31, 2013
I love this man and am making it clear that he wasn't into boys. You could see he loved women. Michael was 100% not guilty on all counts. I stand up for Michael because I know MJ told the truth. I get really upset to see how mean people actually are to a man that you all don't even know. Michael never did nothing to you people so leave him alone. Michael was a good hearted man and very loving. All he ever did was what God would want us all to do is be kind to others. I am proud of what MJ did for the children around the world. It shows just where Michael's heart was. It wasn't for himself. Michael Jackson made a difference in this world when he was here. He made a difference in mine too. I saw a man hurting because all the lies and wish I could of been there for him. He really has someone who cares about him and believed in what he said. That is why I am nonstop writing on this site and standing up for one amazing man. He always made me smile by just looking into his handsome brown eyes. He always knew just how to make me light up just by seeing his amazing smile. Whenever he smiled you could see this amazing glow in his eyes. That always melted my heart. Michael had the voice of an angel. The more he talked the more I wanted to listen. I loved what he did at Neverland. Neverland was such a peaceful place. I would love to be there right now. I actually really love Neverland a whole lot. Michael was an amazing singer too. His music touched my heart. All his songs are so meaningful. I love One Day In Your Life, Music And Me, Heal The World, You Are My Life and more. His music will never die. Will live on forever. No one knows when you write a song actually you write about different things you go through in life. It takes thought to write a song and also time. So that what makes Michael's music even more special because it is his thoughts and the time he put into writing his songs. Michael is angel eyes. Michael I love you.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2618 Aug 31, 2013
Rebecca is this the amazing glow you see in Michael Jackson's eyes?

http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/wp-content/upl...

Since: Jul 13

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#2619 Aug 31, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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F'loons have an excuse for that one. Michael related to boys better, because boys liked "boy" activities like he did. He didn't feel "right" having little girls in his bedroom. Also, that pesky media always photographed MJ with boys and that made headlines, more so then if MJ is seen with little girls. That's the f'loon spin machine for you.
Well that's unfortunate. They really do have an excuse for everything. They would be child molesters dream Juror

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2620 Sep 1, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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Well that's unfortunate. They really do have an excuse for everything. They would be child molesters dream Juror
F'loons are too stupid to realize the media photographed him with young boys, because he never made any efforts to stop being with them. They claim he's got girlfriends, but the media won't photograph them because it doesn't make headlines for them. Then why does MJ bring boys to events which he knows are being photographed and broadcast to people's television sets? They clutch to the most ludicrous excuses to whitewash his pederast behaviour.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2621 Sep 1, 2013
Michael Jackson wasn't into boys and that is that. All of you get that message. Michael liked women only. I am telling you all Michael is 100% not guilty on sexually abuse. He got judged and he never did it. I will never stop defending him for I truly love this man. He really was and always will be one amazing man. Love you MJ.

Since: Jul 13

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#2622 Sep 1, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson wasn't into boys and that is that. All of you get that message. Michael liked women only. I am telling you all Michael is 100% not guilty on sexually abuse. He got judged and he never did it. I will never stop defending him for I truly love this man. He really was and always will be one amazing man. Love you MJ.
Rebecca your all talk but no substance. If he is innocent, prove it to us some how. Give us some evidence etc.

Its like people saying ''The earth is flat! Its true. I am 100% sure'', providing no evidence even after their opposition showed them strong conflicting data.

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