Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

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#2539 Aug 27, 2013
J-J-Jina Wild wrote:
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Madonna knew the real MJ so which one was she making fun of, the private woman or the public one?
Madonna wanted to have sex with him...MJ told her to get lost...that he was not into vulgar and sluttty women....

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#2540 Aug 27, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Madonna wanted to have sex with him...MJ told her to get lost...that he was not into vulgar and sluttty women....
Judging by his past, he was not into any women sexually.. They were on a date, so for her to want sex is hardly THAT vulgar. MJ just didnt want sex because he would rather do it with a boy.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2541 Aug 27, 2013
Michael Jackson never was into boys. Michael Jackson was only into women. Enough is enough with the lies. These man was truly amazing. I never seen someone care so much the way Michael did. Good for him. He made me proud. He really helped millions around the world. Such a good heart he had. No one can ever take this man's place. He made my world a happy place. Love MJ forever. He is truly an angel to me. Xoxo Michael to heaven.

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#2544 Aug 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson never was into boys. Michael Jackson was only into women. Enough is enough with the lies. These man was truly amazing. I never seen someone care so much the way Michael did. Good for him. He made me proud. He really helped millions around the world. Such a good heart he had. No one can ever take this man's place. He made my world a happy place. Love MJ forever. He is truly an angel to me. Xoxo Michael to heaven.
You ramble on and on, but no-one really cares to read.. Truth be told.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2547 Aug 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson never was into boys. Michael Jackson was only into women. Enough is enough with the lies. These man was truly amazing. I never seen someone care so much the way Michael did. Good for him. He made me proud. He really helped millions around the world. Such a good heart he had. No one can ever take this man's place. He made my world a happy place. Love MJ forever. He is truly an angel to me. Xoxo Michael to heaven.
You are proud of man who had his genitals accurately described by a preteen boy?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2548 Aug 27, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Madonna wanted to have sex with him...MJ told her to get lost...that he was not into vulgar and sluttty women....
Yeah, he preferred cute, high-voice, medium to dark-skinned or caucasian preteen boys.

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#2549 Aug 27, 2013
J-J-Jina Wild wrote:
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There was nothing vulgar about him grabbing his mangina and squawking out a fake orgasm on stage, was there.
In his defence, showing a young boy that mangina in all its splotchy splendour was totally intimate. Fair play!
Ugh! He made me sick and that's not a word of a lie. He was repulsive.
Madonna used to wear her underwear on one outside, masturbated in public, performed simulated sex and bondage acts with women and men on stage.

MJ's innocent little crotch grabs were harmless and he never kissed and told whereas Madonna kissed and told the world. I wonder if her children have come across any of the porn movies their mummy made.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2550 Aug 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna used to wear her underwear on one outside, masturbated in public, performed simulated sex and bondage acts with women and men on stage.
MJ's innocent little crotch grabs were harmless and he never kissed and told whereas Madonna kissed and told the world. I wonder if her children have come across any of the porn movies their mummy made.
But Madonna did these stunts with adults. Michael Jackson endorsed a grown man sharing a bed with a young child. That's promoting something very wrong and dangerous for a child. Madonna's stunts, while I concede are wrong is not nearly as vile as what Michael Jackson promoted with children.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

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#2551 Aug 27, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Madonna wanted to have sex with him...MJ told her to get lost...that he was not into vulgar and sluttty women....
Did you personally speak to both of them about what happened?

I didn't think so.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

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#2552 Aug 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna used to wear her underwear on one outside, masturbated in public, performed simulated sex and bondage acts with women and men on stage.
MJ's innocent little crotch grabs were harmless and he never kissed and told whereas Madonna kissed and told the world. I wonder if her children have come across any of the porn movies their mummy made.
And you think there was nothing wrong with a man grabbing his crotch and squeaking orgasmically in front of little boys? You think there's nothing wrong with a grown man who surfs the net with little boys in front of his children?

Pedo supporter.

I can't decide who is stupider, MJFriend or you. If you're the same person, you're outdoing yourself, even more than I thought possible.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2553 Aug 28, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Madonna wanted to have sex with him...MJ told her to get lost...that he was not into women....
If Madonna wanted sex with Wacko, we'll have to assume that her G spot was on her backside because there's no way he was going to enter through the front door.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2554 Aug 28, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna used to wear her underwear on one outside, masturbated in public, performed simulated sex and bondage acts with women and men on stage.
MJ's innocent little crotch grabs were harmless and he never kissed and told whereas Madonna kissed and told the world. I wonder if her children have come across any of the porn movies their mummy made.
So does Spiderman wear his on the outside. At least they wear them and at least they're clean (unlike me who prefers commando because I like to feel the breeze on my cheeks).

I saw Madonna at Wembley stadium years ago and she was very sexual. I went with a good Catholic friend and he hated it so we left early and bought a kebab and chips. Wouldn't pay to see her again.
Would never have paid to see Wacko grab his balls and thrust either. There's a time and a place for everything and standing on stage in front of children isn't the place for simulated sex.

As for Wacko never kissing and telling - if he'd have talked about it, his bony butt would have been behind bars. Are you really that thick?

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2555 Aug 28, 2013
Len is Disgusted wrote:
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I can't decide who is stupider, MJFriend or you. If you're the same person, you're outdoing yourself, even more than I thought possible.
GV's clueless about Wacko, so clueless in fact that she'd never be able to post the reverse schitt that MJFRIEND spouts. I don't think they are the same person at all although both are undoubtedly turds of the highest order.

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#2556 Aug 28, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
<quoted text> I wonder if her children have come across any of the porn movies their mummy made.
I wonder if MJs children came across the dozens of porn stashed around never land? Or freely available porn on his television? Or his collection of child erotica? Or photos of naked boys he slept with?

I wonder what they thought when he was sticking himself with drugs for years on end, or seeing their daddy collapse. I also wonder what they thought when they saw Daddy sleeping with other peoples son's.

MJ has messed his children up, from the neglect and pure selfishness of his actions. I do not see that with Madonnas children as of yet.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2557 Aug 28, 2013
Michael Jackson was the best dad to his children. You people stop making this man out to be a bad dad when he isn't. He loved his children. Those children were his life. Michael never slept with boys. The man was in pain people. Michael need medication because he was hurting. All you people aren't going to every say Michael was for himself because he wasn't. Michael had a caring heart. He cared about everyone and all the poor man did was get judged. He was such an amazing man in every way. He did make a difference in the world. Michael wasn't gay so people saying that shutup. Michael was into women only. You people on this site are so heartless. Michael never did a thing to you all. How would you like people to judge you for something you didn't do? People open your ears a listen Michael Jackson is 100% not guilty. I will never stop defending MJ from you people. Michael always has me backing him up forever. Love MJ forever.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2558 Aug 28, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson was the best dad to his children. You people stop making this man out to be a bad dad when he isn't. He loved his children. Those children were his life. Michael never slept with boys. The man was in pain people. Michael need medication because he was hurting. All you people aren't going to every say Michael was for himself because he wasn't. Michael had a caring heart. He cared about everyone and all the poor man did was get judged. He was such an amazing man in every way. He did make a difference in the world. Michael wasn't gay so people saying that shutup. Michael was into women only. You people on this site are so heartless. Michael never did a thing to you all. How would you like people to judge you for something you didn't do? People open your ears a listen Michael Jackson is 100% not guilty. I will never stop defending MJ from you people. Michael always has me backing him up forever. Love MJ forever.
STFU Rebecca.

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#2559 Aug 28, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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I wonder if MJs children came across the dozens of porn stashed around never land? Or freely available porn on his television? Or his collection of child erotica? Or photos of naked boys he slept with?
I wonder what they thought when he was sticking himself with drugs for years on end, or seeing their daddy collapse. I also wonder what they thought when they saw Daddy sleeping with other peoples son's.
MJ has messed his children up, from the neglect and pure selfishness of his actions. I do not see that with Madonnas children as of yet.
I often wonder that. Will they speak and tell the world what they really thought of pretend daddy when they become adults? Will they release disturbing and new details of what it was like to grow up with a man who slept with other people's children, did massive amounts of drugs, had a house full of porn, and deprive them of a mother?

I suppose time will tell.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#2560 Aug 28, 2013
Q: how do you know it's bedtime on Neverland ranch?
A: when the big hand is on the little hand...

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#2561 Aug 28, 2013
Butterballs wrote:
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I often wonder that. Will they speak and tell the world what they really thought of pretend daddy when they become adults? Will they release disturbing and new details of what it was like to grow up with a man who slept with other people's children, did massive amounts of drugs, had a house full of porn, and deprive them of a mother?
I suppose time will tell.
There's always hope. However considering the Jackson's are selfish manipulators I cannot see it happening soon at all. There would be the likely threat of being shunned from the family. This is what I think happened with Latoya when she initially gave her sincere thoughts about the 1993 molestation case.

If she was being forced by her abusive husband to say the things she did, then she would in no way be so SPECIFIC about a check being handed over to a garbage collector from Michael.(Jimmy Safechucks father).
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2562 Aug 28, 2013
Not guilty to Michael Jackson. He never sexually abused boys. He wasn't into boys. Michael Jackson liked only women. No one can tell me different. I believe only one person and that's Michael. Michael will always have me backing him up. Poor guy was badly judged and hurting because everyone was being so mean. Least he has someone nonstop defending him. I love this man. He made a difference in the world and in mine as well. Michael is my angel eyes. Love goes to Michael. Xoxo MJ

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