Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2519 Aug 26, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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This is the problem with you MJ fans. You overrate him so badly.. You portray him as though hes Jesus, he was in no way pure. He sure wasnt as nice as you would like to think - i.e. the comments he made about Jews, the sexist remarks regarding Madonna, throwing water balloons at a homeless man and plenty more oddities.
Exactly! Quit canonizing him. It's not like he single-handedly cured all the diseases known to mankind.

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#2520 Aug 26, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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I think many people who got on Michael's bad side, received sinister threats and intimidation on Michael's part. An ex-maid put it very succinctly Jackson told her "Whatever happens in Neverland stays in Neverland".
He also gave some other disturbing yet subtle threats to that particular maid. And its not like the threats the maid described were 'out of character' since they sound like something MJ would say - Calm yet chilling.

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#2521 Aug 26, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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This is the problem with you MJ fans. You overrate him so badly.. You portray him as though hes Jesus, he was in no way pure. He sure wasnt as nice as you would like to think - i.e. the comments he made about Jews, the sexist remarks regarding Madonna, throwing water balloons at a homeless man and plenty more oddities.
Never said he was Jesus...yes he was pure...you don't kmow anything bout the real Michael...you see the famous person....and you are jealous...he was nothing like his stage persona....Madonna made fun of him...there was nothing odd bout MJ...

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#2522 Aug 26, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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He also gave some other disturbing yet subtle threats to that particular maid. And its not like the threats the maid described were 'out of character' since they sound like something MJ would say - Calm yet chilling.
He never threatened that worthless maid..she didn't even know how to dust the dresser....she stole things from the house so he fired her...she paid him back by tellin lies to any vile journalist that would listen...

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#2523 Aug 26, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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If his heart was so pure he wouldn't have damaged his body so horribly. Even though he had a boat load of money his food consisted of granola bars, and an occasional large meal. He permitted his young children to see him in a steady decline while they were so young. The 3 kids saw him die according to a witness at the AEG trial. When Prince and Paris were toddlers they witnessed Michael unconscious. How can you conceive this as a pure hearted?
He was sick...drug addiction is a disease...ate just granola bars?...That's a good one...so not true...Michael love KFC...Subway...PIZZA...Ben &Jerry's ice cream...to name a few..

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#2524 Aug 26, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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I think many people who got on Michael's bad side, received sinister threats and intimidation on Michael's part. An ex-maid put it very succinctly Jackson told her "Whatever happens in Neverland stays in Neverland".
Michael is the man who hired Pellicano, a man who now sits in prison. Nobody who hires a criminal like that is good hearted.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2525 Aug 26, 2013
I am so sick and tired of reading that Michael Jackson was abusing children. No he didn 't. He was an excellent man. People come on now your going to start on what the man ate. It wasn't your body so shut up. Far as Michael's fans defending him from jerks like you they do have the right. You people really just don't like it when we defend Michael because we speak the truth. Michael Jackson never told lies. Michael isn't that kind of man at all. He likes it when people tell the truth. He was a honest man. As far as his marriages ending did anyone ever think maybe Michael wanted the right women for himself but didn't find her. He probably wanted the right women to share his world with. Michael Jackson really did make a big difference in the world. Thank God someone cared about children. I am so proud of Michael for what he did for the children around the world. He made a difference in my life too. How this world was so an amazing world because Michael Jackson was here. He was an angel. Took my breath away. He melted my heart and always brought out a smile to my face. Please people stop being so heartless to this amazing man. Love you MJ with all my heart. Truly missed.

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#2526 Aug 26, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I am so sick and tired of reading that Michael Jackson was abusing children. No he didn 't. He was an excellent man. People come on now your going to start on what the man ate. It wasn't your body so shut up. Far as Michael's fans defending him from jerks like you they do have the right. You people really just don't like it when we defend Michael because we speak the truth. Michael Jackson never told lies. Michael isn't that kind of man at all. He likes it when people tell the truth. He was a honest man. As far as his marriages ending did anyone ever think maybe Michael wanted the right women for himself but didn't find her. He probably wanted the right women to share his world with. Michael Jackson really did make a big difference in the world. Thank God someone cared about children. I am so proud of Michael for what he did for the children around the world. He made a difference in my life too. How this world was so an amazing world because Michael Jackson was here. He was an angel. Took my breath away. He melted my heart and always brought out a smile to my face. Please people stop being so heartless to this amazing man. Love you MJ with all my heart. Truly missed.
Touching post Rebecca. Michael was a good man. I wish everyone could see it.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2527 Aug 27, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Never said he was Jesus...yes he was pure...you don't kmow anything bout the real Michael...you see the famous person....and you are jealous...he was nothing like his stage persona....Madonna made fun of him...there was nothing odd bout MJ...
Madonna knew the real MJ so which one was she making fun of, the private woman or the public one?

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2528 Aug 27, 2013
OOPS!!!! Did I really say 'woman'? Damn those Freudian slips! LOL.

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#2529 Aug 27, 2013
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>Never said he was Jesus...yes he was pure...you don't kmow anything bout the real Michael...you see the famous person....and you are jealous...he was nothing like his stage persona....Madonna made fun of him...
From the story I recall, MJ went into Madonnas house and was shocked to see dozens of sex erotic books even though MJs home was FULL OF explicity sexual material, both homosexual and heterosexual.--> Hypocrisy

She then went on to say Madonna was jealous of him because she was a man --> Sexist comment.

My theory was MJ was scared of her since she was so openly sexual, and clearly MJ has no attraction to women(even tho he was single & it was allegedly a date).
Jermaine 7 wrote:
<quoted text>there was nothing odd bout MJ...
You're officially deluded

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#2530 Aug 27, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
<quoted text>From the story I recall, MJ went into Madonnas house and was shocked to see dozens of sex erotic books even though MJs home was FULL OF explicity sexual material, both homosexual and heterosexual.--> Hypocrisy

She then went on to say Madonna was jealous of him because she was a man --> Sexist comment.

My theory was MJ was scared of her since she was so openly sexual, and clearly MJ has no attraction to women(even tho he was single & it was allegedly a date).

Jermaine 7 wrote, "<quoted text>there was nothing odd bout MJ..."

You're officially deluded
Madonna refuses her children to see her old performances because she doesn't want them to turn out like that.
MJ was not turned on by vulgar behavior he preferred women that were intimately private in every way.

Madonna was too loud and upfront for MJ and most men.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2531 Aug 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna refuses her children to see her old performances because she doesn't want them to turn out like that.
MJ was not turned on by vulgar behavior he preferred women that were intimately private in every way.
Madonna was too loud and upfront for MJ and most men.
There was nothing vulgar about him grabbing his mangina and squawking out a fake orgasm on stage, was there.

In his defence, showing a young boy that mangina in all its splotchy splendour was totally intimate. Fair play!

Ugh! He made me sick and that's not a word of a lie. He was repulsive.

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#2532 Aug 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna refuses her children to see her old performances because she doesn't want them to turn out like that.
Madonna was too loud and upfront for MJ and most men.
In Madonnas defense, shes turned out to be a far better role model for her children than the drug addict who spent his life sleeping in the same bed with other peoples son's.
goodvibrations wrote:
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MJ was not turned on by vulgar behavior he preferred women that were intimately private in every way.
Vulgar behaviour? Did MJ not have 'vulgar' and explicit material?
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2533 Aug 27, 2013
Michael Jackson never sexually abused children. He wasn't that type of man. People you are making him out to be this bad person when he really isn't. I find you people on this site to be rude, heartless and mean. There comes and time to grow up. Time is now. The truth is being told about Michael. Open your ears and listen to the truth. Michael Jackson is 100% not guilty. Love MJ forever.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2534 Aug 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Madonna refuses her children to see her old performances because she doesn't want them to turn out like that.
MJ was not turned on by vulgar behavior he preferred women that were intimately private in every way.
Madonna was too loud and upfront for MJ and most men.
But Michael Jackson was very loud about liking little boys. Maybe he shouldn't be criticizing Madonna, at least her inclinations were for adult men.

J-J-Jina Wild

“VITILIGO”

Since: Jun 10

IS A BIOTCH

#2535 Aug 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
There comes and time to grow up.
Says the idiot that's devoting her life to defending Peter Pan.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2536 Aug 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
I find you people on this site to be rude, heartless and mean.
Then why don't you flock to the f'loon sites to sooth your feelings?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2537 Aug 27, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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In Madonnas defense, shes turned out to be a far better role model for her children than the drug addict who spent his life sleeping in the same bed with other peoples son's.

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Vulgar behaviour? Did MJ not have 'vulgar' and explicit material?
Yes. How about the testimony, I believe it was either Star or Gavin Arvizo, that while viewing pornography on the internet Michael Jackson whispered in the ear of a sleeping Prince Michael I and said, "Prince, you're missing out on all the p***y".

Since: May 12

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#2538 Aug 27, 2013
Pishpash1234 wrote:
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From the story I recall, MJ went into Madonnas house and was shocked to see dozens of sex erotic books even though MJs home was FULL OF explicity sexual material, both homosexual and heterosexual.--> Hypocrisy
She then went on to say Madonna was jealous of him because she was a man --> Sexist comment.
My theory was MJ was scared of her since she was so openly sexual, and clearly MJ has no attraction to women(even tho he was single & it was allegedly a date).
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You're officially deluded
And YOU are officially clueless to the ninth.

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