Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2288 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Of course Ray Chandler the lawyer wrote the book for money but he fought tooth and nail for the right to NEVER HAVE TO TESTIFY AND PROVE HIS LIES IN COURT. Just like Jordan Evan never gave their testimony in court both in 1993 and in 2004/05 when they had a second chance to do it. That's because it all was a lie.
Michael Jackson never testified why he took interest in a 12 year old boy, rather then a adult woman or man. What do you have to say about that? All you do is endlessly blame Evan and Jordan. The settlement papers Michael Jackson signed had a confession of judgement meaning, in legal terms, Michael admitted in engaging in behaviour which was imprudent towards a child. Evan was not called to testify in 2005 and Jordan said as far back as 1994 he was going to testify against Michael in the present or future. This doesn't mean he enjoyed Michael diddling him. It means he put his history with Michael behind him. He was entitle to that. Jordan's accusation isn't a lie, because Michael did not prove it as such.$20 million is a lot of money to pay for a lie.

Since: Feb 11

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#2289 Jul 26, 2013
Octopus wrote:
<quoted text>It was in the contract in which MJ, Evan Chandler and Jordan Chandler signed and agreed upon for Jordan's 20 million dollar settlement that had been drawn out by MJ's lawyers. Otherwise, what was the point of MJ paying 20 million dollars if Jordan was only going to testify against him? The Chandler's couldn't because they would void the contract and lose the money. I don't know how much Raymond Chandler actually knew about the case. Nevertheless, he wrote a book. He is Evan's brother. Was he involved directly with Michael Jackson? Jordan was Ray Chandler's nephew. He butted his nose into it in order to make money by writing and selling a book.
Ray could have talked but chose not to. The Chandlers could have gone to a criminal court but chose not to despite there was no clause that stopped them.
Jordan insisted on several occasions that nothing happened. It was Evan that made him say it.

Since: Feb 11

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#2290 Jul 26, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>Michael Jackson never testified why he took interest in a 12 year old boy, rather then a adult woman or man. What do you have to say about that? All you do is endlessly blame Evan and Jordan. The settlement papers Michael Jackson signed had a confession of judgement meaning, in legal terms, Michael admitted in engaging in behaviour which was imprudent towards a child. Evan was not called to testify in 2005 and Jordan said as far back as 1994 he was going to testify against Michael in the present or future. This doesn't mean he enjoyed Michael diddling him. It means he put his history with Michael behind him. He was entitle to that. Jordan's accusation isn't a lie, because Michael did not prove it as such.$20 million is a lot of money to pay for a lie.
You are so wrong! The Chandlers signed to a document that no sexual molestation had occurred.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2291 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Ray could have talked but chose not to. The Chandlers could have gone to a criminal court but chose not to despite there was no clause that stopped them.
Jordan insisted on several occasions that nothing happened. It was Evan that made him say it.
Why would Ray Chandler be involved with a case if he was basically a bystander? He is Jordan Chandler's uncle. He wrote a book. I think there was a clause in the contract that stopped The Chandler's from going to criminal court. Otherwise, it would've been useless for Michael Jackson to have paid the settlement. And Jordan was quite embarrassed but his father wanted to know what was wrong. Evan had that right to find out what was bothering his son. Jordan then told his father that MJ molested him. They went to the police and Jordan was interviewed and asked to draw the blemish on MJ's penis. I don't think Evan Chandler was saying anything. All these chain of events led to MJ paying the settlement. It is because of the strip search. MJ knew that Jordan told them about the spot on his pecker. Now, being a kid of 12 years old and having his classmates tease him about Michael molesting him, Jordan wanted to forget about it. That is the reason that he took the money so he wouldn't have to testify in court. It was bad enough he was grilled by the LAPD. I can understand Jordan's point of view. MJ offered the money and Jordan gladly accepted so he could move on with his life.

Since: Feb 11

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#2292 Jul 26, 2013
Octopus wrote:
<quoted text>Why would Ray Chandler be involved with a case if he was basically a bystander? He is Jordan Chandler's uncle. He wrote a book. I think there was a clause in the contract that stopped The Chandler's from going to criminal court. Otherwise, it would've been useless for Michael Jackson to have paid the settlement. And Jordan was quite embarrassed but his father wanted to know what was wrong. Evan had that right to find out what was bothering his son. Jordan then told his father that MJ molested him. They went to the police and Jordan was interviewed and asked to draw the blemish on MJ's penis. I don't think Evan Chandler was saying anything. All these chain of events led to MJ paying the settlement. It is because of the strip search. MJ knew that Jordan told them about the spot on his pecker. Now, being a kid of 12 years old and having his classmates tease him about Michael molesting him, Jordan wanted to forget about it. That is the reason that he took the money so he wouldn't have to testify in court. It was bad enough he was grilled by the LAPD. I can understand Jordan's point of view. MJ offered the money and Jordan gladly accepted so he could move on with his life.
Don't think, it strains your brain.
The Chandlers had every legal right to pursue their allegations in a criminal court but chose not to.
They are money hungry liars.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2293 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Don't think, it strains your brain.
The Chandlers had every legal right to pursue their allegations in a criminal court but chose not to.
They are money hungry liars.
It was Jordan Chandler's decision to take the money instead of going to criminal court to testify against Michael Jackson. The reason being is because MJ offered the settlement. After being grilled by male police for hours and hours over sexual details of his molestation, Jordan was embarrassed and the whole thing was a terrible ordeal for him. I believe Evan wanted to pursue the case against MJ but Jordan did not. Jordan Chandler still isn't going to talk about it and must now know of Wade Robson. MJ willingly paid. If he hadn't, he would've had the opportunity to defend the allegations in court but never did. You have it backwards. Like I said many times before, Evan Chandler was already wealthy having written a screenplay for a highly successful blockbuster Hollywood motion picture and really did not need MJ's money. Of course, Tom Sneddon would have loved Jordan's testimony in 2005 but Jordan Chandler still refused to get involved. That was because of the clause in his contract. MJ's lawyer's would've sued Jordan for every cent Michael gave him. Why would Jordan be that stupid?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2294 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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You are so wrong! The Chandlers signed to a document that no sexual molestation had occurred.
Michael Jackson signed a document admitting negligence. What do you think that entails? Bringing Jordan his milk too warm one day? Use your brain! Negligence in the legal sense means. Jackson failed providing due care to a minor. The settlement was for the Chandlers to drop the sexual molestation charges and, while they could talk to the police. Michael Jackson wanted to keep close tabs on them and wanted to be notified regarding when they spoke to them and what they told the police about his relationship with Jordan.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2295 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Don't think, it strains your brain.
The Chandlers had every legal right to pursue their allegations in a criminal court but chose not to.
They are money hungry liars.
But Michael Jackson's attorney added strict stipulations for it. The Chandlers had to notify Michael before they went to the police and they had to tell Michael's attorney what they told law enforcement about Michael and Jordan's friendship. Michael Jackson did not prove them liars moron!

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2296 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Ray could have talked but chose not to. The Chandlers could have gone to a criminal court but chose not to despite there was no clause that stopped them.
Jordan insisted on several occasions that nothing happened. It was Evan that made him say it.
Anthony Pellicano was the one who asked Jordan Chandler if Michael sexually touched him. Jordan said nothing happened, because he was aware Pellicano wasn't going to be sympathetic to him. Most boys will deny sexual abuse, particularly when the abuser is a male as well. Legally they could pursue him in criminal court, but it would be difficult for them. Jackson wanted to know the information they told law enforcement. Giving him a unfair advantage in the criminal proceedings. It was stupid to go through for the Chandlers. Michael Jackson gave them an obscene settlement of $20 million to silence them, not to give them money plus pursue him in criminal court anyhow because he want ed to go to jail so bad.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2297 Jul 26, 2013
Michael Jackson not guilty. Stop judging people. Michael wasn't into boys. A good man treated badly for things he didn't do. I believe that Michael was telling the truth and I always defend him. Love you Michael forever.

Since: Feb 11

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#2298 Jul 26, 2013
Octopus wrote:
<quoted text>It was Jordan Chandler's decision to take the money instead of going to criminal court to testify against Michael Jackson. The reason being is because MJ offered the settlement. After being grilled by male police for hours and hours over sexual details of his molestation, Jordan was embarrassed and the whole thing was a terrible ordeal for him. I believe Evan wanted to pursue the case against MJ but Jordan did not. Jordan Chandler still isn't going to talk about it and must now know of Wade Robson. MJ willingly paid. If he hadn't, he would've had the opportunity to defend the allegations in court but never did. You have it backwards. Like I said many times before, Evan Chandler was already wealthy having written a screenplay for a highly successful blockbuster Hollywood motion picture and really did not need MJ's money. Of course, Tom Sneddon would have loved Jordan's testimony in 2005 but Jordan Chandler still refused to get involved. That was because of the clause in his contract. MJ's lawyer's would've sued Jordan for every cent Michael gave him. Why would Jordan be that stupid?
Evan couldn't had been as wealthy as you claim or else he wouldn't had owed a lot in child support. Do you think it was because he didn't care about his son and valued money more? Why did Evan ask MJ for money before the allegations if he was so rich? Evan must have spent all his money on plastic surgeries. The vain nutter had more than Michael Jackson and he was only a dentist.

Jordan always insisted that nothing happened that's why he didn't take it to the criminal court. He was scared Evan's lies would be exposed.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2299 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Evan couldn't had been as wealthy as you claim or else he wouldn't had owed a lot in child support. Do you think it was because he didn't care about his son and valued money more? Why did Evan ask MJ for money before the allegations if he was so rich? Evan must have spent all his money on plastic surgeries. The vain nutter had more than Michael Jackson and he was only a dentist.
Jordan always insisted that nothing happened that's why he didn't take it to the criminal court. He was scared Evan's lies would be exposed.
It doesn't matter if he spent the money on surgeries. The fact is Michael Jackson fans believed he asked for $20 million so he could trot off and begin a screen writers career. No such thing ever materialized. That's BS Michael Jackson fans fabricated. The money he asked for was intended for Jordan Chandler. If Michael Jackson was always a platonic friend to Jordan. Why did Jordan choose to go with his father rather then be with his mother where Michael Jackson could continue spoiling him with luxurious toys and vacations??? Whom did Jordan "always" insist nothing happened to? Anthony Pellicano? He worked for Michael Jackson and Jordan knew he wouldn't be a sympathetic person to tell that to. Young boys frequently deny sexual molestation stupid. They stay in denial for a long time.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2300 Jul 26, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
<quoted text>He was scared Evan's lies would be exposed.
Then Michael Jackson should have sued Evan and Jordan Chandler for libel and slander, for report child sexual abuse against him? Why didn't he if it was ALL lies?? Does it take a lot of effort to come across as a simpleton, or is natural for you?
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2301 Jul 27, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Evan couldn't had been as wealthy as you claim or else he wouldn't had owed a lot in child support. Do you think it was because he didn't care about his son and valued money more? Why did Evan ask MJ for money before the allegations if he was so rich? Evan must have spent all his money on plastic surgeries. The vain nutter had more than Michael Jackson and he was only a dentist.
Jordan always insisted that nothing happened that's why he didn't take it to the criminal court. He was scared Evan's lies would be exposed.
It really doesn't matter if Evan Chandler owed child support because June did get her money soon enough. It is really strange that you attack Evan and not Jermaine Jackson for not paying his. Double standards? It is obvious Evan and June had a bad marriage. But Jordan and Evan did live together for a time. I wouldn't know about Evan having plastic surgery but it is stupid to think that he didn't love Jordan and valued money more. I can imagine Evan got paid very well for "Robin Hood: Men In Tights"

Since: Feb 11

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#2302 Jul 27, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>It doesn't matter if he spent the money on surgeries. The fact is Michael Jackson fans believed he asked for $20 million so he could trot off and begin a screen writers career. No such thing ever materialized. That's BS Michael Jackson fans fabricated. The money he asked for was intended for Jordan Chandler. If Michael Jackson was always a platonic friend to Jordan. Why did Jordan choose to go with his father rather then be with his mother where Michael Jackson could continue spoiling him with luxurious toys and vacations??? Whom did Jordan "always" insist nothing happened to? Anthony Pellicano? He worked for Michael Jackson and Jordan knew he wouldn't be a sympathetic person to tell that to. Young boys frequently deny sexual molestation stupid. They stay in denial for a long time.
Jordan went along with his abusive father because he was scared of Evan and his uncle.

That money would have brought nothing but misery into Jordan's life like it did to Evan.
Rebecca

Stoughton, MA

#2303 Jul 27, 2013
Michael Jackson didn't sexually abuse any boy. I am not believing in these stupid bullshit lies. This man wasn't guilty but everyone judged him for things he wasn't. How people could be so heartless to a man that was so loving. All Mochael every did was show others love. There's nothing wrong with that. There is only one person that I believe and listen too. That was Michael. I know he would never lie. I will defend this man against all of you people. I love this man with all my heart and will keep going on protecting, defending and telling the world that Michael was a good man and that people look to the truth that this man wasn't guilty. Michael Jackson means a lot to me people. He was a person who had feelings. No one ever thought about that. Treat others the way you would want to be treated. Michael Jackson should have been treated better. Michael made a difference when he was here. He also made a difference in my life. He made me happy. Everytime he smiled it brightened my day. To see this amazing man sad broke my heart. Every little thing Michael did was dear to my heart. How badly he is missed. Michael will always have my love. Love you my sweet angel eyes.
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#2304 Jul 27, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson didn't sexually abuse any boy. I am not believing in these stupid bullshit lies. This man wasn't guilty but everyone judged him for things he wasn't. How people could be so heartless to a man that was so loving. All Mochael every did was show others love. There's nothing wrong with that. There is only one person that I believe and listen too. That was Michael. I know he would never lie. I will defend this man against all of you people. I love this man with all my heart and will keep going on protecting, defending and telling the world that Michael was a good man and that people look to the truth that this man wasn't guilty. Michael Jackson means a lot to me people. He was a person who had feelings. No one ever thought about that. Treat others the way you would want to be treated. Michael Jackson should have been treated better. Michael made a difference when he was here. He also made a difference in my life. He made me happy. Everytime he smiled it brightened my day. To see this amazing man sad broke my heart. Every little thing Michael did was dear to my heart. How badly he is missed. Michael will always have my love. Love you my sweet angel eyes.
Go ahead. Keep your pathetic fantasy (of a person you never knew) alive. You'll be one of the few left to defend the pedophile. Have fun with that while everyone else moves on with their lives.

Michael Jackson - R.I.H(ell). Happy fourth anniversary of your self inflicted death in front of your children. No wonder Paris tried to kill herself.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2305 Jul 28, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Jordan went along with his abusive father because he was scared of Evan and his uncle.
That money would have brought nothing but misery into Jordan's life like it did to Evan.
Did Jordan personally confide in you he was scared of Evan and his Uncle? Money is misery for Jordan, but money from AEG is going to heal the Jackson family. You sure like double standards. Why did Jordan come across as believable to many expert law enforcement, including a psychiatrist who's worked in the area of false testimony, Dr. Richard Gardner?? Why would Evan tell Jordan to say to law enforcement he saw Jackson's nude genitals knowing he would be expected to describe them? Are you suggesting Evan took a gamble and struck gold on mere luck, when Jordan could describe Michael's penis? That's complete lunacy if you believe that.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2306 Jul 28, 2013
Octopus wrote:
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It really doesn't matter if Evan Chandler owed child support because June did get her money soon enough. It is really strange that you attack Evan and not Jermaine Jackson for not paying his. Double standards? It is obvious Evan and June had a bad marriage. But Jordan and Evan did live together for a time. I wouldn't know about Evan having plastic surgery but it is stupid to think that he didn't love Jordan and valued money more. I can imagine Evan got paid very well for "Robin Hood: Men In Tights"
Don't bother explaining to that moron. He continually insist Evan forced Jordan to lie, yet he can not explain to me why Michael Jackson didn't make a claim for false child sex abuse charges to be made against Evan if everything Jordan said about him was a lie?

Why did Michael Jackson willingly negotiate with people lying about him? I wish to have these questions answered to me.

Since: Feb 11

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#2307 Jul 28, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
<quoted text>Did Jordan personally confide in you he was scared of Evan and his Uncle? Money is misery for Jordan, but money from AEG is going to heal the Jackson family. You sure like double standards. Why did Jordan come across as believable to many expert law enforcement, including a psychiatrist who's worked in the area of false testimony, Dr. Richard Gardner?? Why would Evan tell Jordan to say to law enforcement he saw Jackson's nude genitals knowing he would be expected to describe them? Are you suggesting Evan took a gamble and struck gold on mere luck, when Jordan could describe Michael's penis? That's complete lunacy if you believe that.
There were experts that said there was no evidence. Evan saw MJ's genitals after supplying him drugs. Evan was a drug supplier to the stars.

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