Funny Michael Jackson Jokes
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2263 Jul 25, 2013
Rebecca is a loser4life wrote:
<quoted text>Where did you come up with that rubbish? What a crock. typical of a vindicatewacko doodle.
It came from Evans brothers book. I just think it is relatively suspicious if it is the case

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2264 Jul 25, 2013
Rebecca is a loser4life wrote:
<quoted text>Where did you come up with that rubbish? What a crock. typical of a vindicatewacko doodle.
She's got fantasies of being injected with analgesics in her anal area.
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2265 Jul 25, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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She's got fantasies of being injected with analgesics in her anal area.
Whats with the rudeness? If im wrong then correct me... So tell me again, was Evans brother lying? Or not? If not then do you not think its plausible that Evan had seen his penis?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2266 Jul 25, 2013
Ashley Wilson wrote:
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Whats with the rudeness? If im wrong then correct me... So tell me again, was Evans brother lying? Or not? If not then do you not think its plausible that Evan had seen his penis?
Yes I do. Michael displayed his penis to Evan and told Evan to stare at it for 15 minutes. Satisfied Evan remembers the details of his penis Michael told Evan to find Jordan and told him to drug Jordan and feed him the details of Michael's penis. A scenario like this makes perfect sense.
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2267 Jul 25, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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Yes I do. Michael displayed his penis to Evan and told Evan to stare at it for 15 minutes. Satisfied Evan remembers the details of his penis Michael told Evan to find Jordan and told him to drug Jordan and feed him the details of Michael's penis. A scenario like this makes perfect sense.
But that is not the scenario. The scenario is MJ was drugged, and highly dazed after being injected in his bottom. Possibly Evan had enough detail then. Im open to other views - I just think there is a chance that could have been the reason for Jordans description. I dont see why Ray would lie

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2271 Jul 25, 2013
Ashley Wilson wrote:
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But that is not the scenario. The scenario is MJ was drugged, and highly dazed after being injected in his bottom. Possibly Evan had enough detail then. Im open to other views - I just think there is a chance that could have been the reason for Jordans description. I dont see why Ray would lie
Gee, I don't know what to tell you about that one. It sounds like something written for Days Of Our Lives.
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2273 Jul 25, 2013
Rebecca is a loser4life wrote:
<quoted text>Who cares and your on the wrong thread obsessing about it. Why you pretending to be in the UK when it is obvious you are not?
Lol, Why would I lie about my location? Why is it so hard to believe it?

Anyway, im not obsessing about it, I just think its a fairly valid point. Though Jordans accurate description is also damning, and I am not sure what the truth is - Im simply looking for answers
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2275 Jul 25, 2013
Stupid Suzie is trolling wrote:
<quoted text>Why are you typing like a two yr old? No wonder you don't get it. Yes, you are obsessing and b) you don't live in the UK. The IP blocker is obvious. Doh!
What IP blocker? I dont particularly need to justify where I live to you. You're just being pathetic now.

How am I typing like a 2 year old? Your comments have been filled with hate and profanity - You are the one with no class and no respect.

I'm not obsessing over it - its a discussion, and im discussing - What else is this forum used for? If its in the wrong section of the forum, then thats my mistake.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2276 Jul 25, 2013
Ashley Wilson wrote:
To those who keep going on about Jordans description being accurate.
Evan Chandler gave MJ a shot of pain killer for his headache - the was med called toradol. it was not supposed to make you nearly unconscious but it did.(it's alleged, that he gave him a different medication). supposedly Evan gave it to MJ in his buttocks. While MJ was unconscious, Evan looked at MJ penis and that is how he got the description and then told Jordan how it looked.
Do you not think thats a bit of a coincidence?
Evan Chandler was a dentist. He wouldn't have given Jacko a shot his his rear end. Dentists work on teeth and I find it very highly unlikely that Evan Chandler would go though all that trouble to look at Jacko's disgusting penis just to frame him. However, Jordan did see the clown's ding dong because the mark was there. Obviously, it has nothing to do with Evan.

How do you explain Wade Robson's current accusations?
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2277 Jul 25, 2013
Octopus wrote:
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Evan Chandler was a dentist. He wouldn't have given Jacko a shot his his rear end. Dentists work on teeth and I find it very highly unlikely that Evan Chandler would go though all that trouble to look at Jacko's disgusting penis just to frame him. However, Jordan did see the clown's ding dong because the mark was there. Obviously, it has nothing to do with Evan.
How do you explain Wade Robson's current accusations?
I just heard it was from Raymond Chandlers book, but you may have a point I suppose.

I agree with more accusers coming out its becoming more and more suspicious, ive never been too sure

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#2278 Jul 25, 2013
Ashley Wilson wrote:
To those who keep going on about Jordans description being accurate.

Evan Chandler gave MJ a shot of pain killer for his headache - the was med called toradol. it was not supposed to make you nearly unconscious but it did.(it's alleged, that he gave him a different medication). supposedly Evan gave it to MJ in his buttocks. While MJ was unconscious, Evan looked at MJ penis and that is how he got the description and then told Jordan how it looked.

Do you not think thats a bit of a coincidence?
Evan Chandler was a drug dealer to the stars. Carrie Fischer wrote in her book how Chandler supplied her drug addiction. The man was a lowlife that was capable of anything.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2279 Jul 25, 2013
Ashley Wilson wrote:
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I just heard it was from Raymond Chandlers book, but you may have a point I suppose.
I agree with more accusers coming out its becoming more and more suspicious, ive never been too sure
Why would you believe what Raymond Chandler had to say in his book about his brother and the case in general? Evan Chandler was very successful in selling a Hollywood screenplay for the blockbuster movie, "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" and was a millionare before his son Jordan ever accused MJ of molestation. Actually, Ray Chandler wanted fame and fortune too and was probably jealous of his brother. His book had to be written so Michael Jackson fans would buy it. Besides, Ray Chandler wasn't there when Jordan was molested. It is obvious to me that Ray Chandler wrote his tell all book to make money. He certainly can not be taken too seriously.
Rebecca

Bridgewater, MA

#2280 Jul 25, 2013
Not guilty to Michael Jackson. Stop the lies people. Enough

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2281 Jul 25, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Evan Chandler was a drug dealer to the stars. Carrie Fischer wrote in her book how Chandler supplied her drug addiction. The man was a lowlife that was capable of anything.
Carrie Fischer? Any relationship to Mary Fischer? The idiot, Mary Fischer, that wrote the laughable piece of Evan extorting Michael nearly a decade ago and it became the gospel for Michael's demented fans. Whatever. If Evan was a drug deal why did this BS wait until AFTER the settlement to come to light? Why didn't it surface during the scandal?

Since: Jun 13

Fuquay Varina, NC

#2282 Jul 25, 2013
^ Mary deleted her GQ piece after the 2004 arraignment. So she didn't even believe what she wrote anymore because she knew it was a straight up fib.

Since: Jun 13

Fuquay Varina, NC

#2283 Jul 25, 2013
Lol @ "Carrie Fischer".

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#2284 Jul 25, 2013
Octopus wrote:
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Why would you believe what Raymond Chandler had to say in his book about his brother and the case in general? Evan Chandler was very successful in selling a Hollywood screenplay for the blockbuster movie, "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" and was a millionare before his son Jordan ever accused MJ of molestation. Actually, Ray Chandler wanted fame and fortune too and was probably jealous of his brother. His book had to be written so Michael Jackson fans would buy it. Besides, Ray Chandler wasn't there when Jordan was molested. It is obvious to me that Ray Chandler wrote his tell all book to make money. He certainly can not be taken too seriously.
Of course Ray Chandler the lawyer wrote the book for money but he fought tooth and nail for the right to NEVER HAVE TO TESTIFY AND PROVE HIS LIES IN COURT. Just like Jordan Evan never gave their testimony in court both in 1993 and in 2004/05 when they had a second chance to do it. That's because it all was a lie.

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#2285 Jul 25, 2013
TripleH1976 wrote:
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Carrie Fischer? Any relationship to Mary Fischer? The idiot, Mary Fischer, that wrote the laughable piece of Evan extorting Michael nearly a decade ago and it became the gospel for Michael's demented fans. Whatever. If Evan was a drug deal why did this BS wait until AFTER the settlement to come to light? Why didn't it surface during the scandal?
Sorry her name is Fisher. She played princess Leia in the original Star Wars trilogy.

Actress Carrie Fisher, a former patient of his, wrote in her autobiography, Shockaholic, that he would allow her to come in for “unnecessary dental work" just so that she could obtain morphine, as well as put patients who were known addicts in touch with a corrupt anesthesiologist who would administer morphine in-house. Through the course of her “treatment" with Chandler, she says he would frequently brag to her about his son’s relationship with Michael Jackson:
"And so my “dentist” would go on and on about how much his son liked Michael Jackson and, more important, how much Michael Jackson liked his son. And the most disturbing thing I remember him saying was,“You know, my son is very good looking.”
Now I ask you—what father talks about his child that way? Well, maybe some do but (a) I don’t know them, and (b) they probably aren’t raising an eyebrow and looking suggestive when they say it. Over the years I’ve heard many proud fathers tell me,“My son is great,” or “My kid is adorable,” but this was the only time I’d ever heard this particular boast:
“My son [unlike most average male offspring] is VERY [unsettling smile, raised eyebrows, maybe even a lewd wink] good-looking [pause for you to reflect and/or puke].”
It was grotesque! This man was letting me know that he had this valuable thing that he assumed Michael Jackson wanted, and it happened to be his son. But it wasn’t who his son was, it was what he was:“good-looking.”

At the time the allegations came about, Chandler owed over $50,000 in child support payments to his ex-wife, June — Jordan’s mother (basically, dude needed money).

Jordan repeatedly stated that no abuse took place. The first time he ever made any statement indicating that Jackson abused him was when he was under the influence of sodium amytal - a drug under whose influence, false memories are easily implanted. The boy was put under the influence of the drug in his father’s dental office, though Chandler claims he only put his son under for a tooth extraction (even though sodium amytal is not routinely used for this purpose) and that these statements only coincidentally came out at that time.
By the way — the anesthesiologist who administered sodium amytal to Jordan? The same one Carrie Fisher wrote about in her autobiography.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2286 Jul 25, 2013
goodvibrations wrote:
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Of course Ray Chandler the lawyer wrote the book for money but he fought tooth and nail for the right to NEVER HAVE TO TESTIFY AND PROVE HIS LIES IN COURT. Just like Jordan Evan never gave their testimony in court both in 1993 and in 2004/05 when they had a second chance to do it. That's because it all was a lie.
It was in the contract in which MJ, Evan Chandler and Jordan Chandler signed and agreed upon for Jordan's 20 million dollar settlement that had been drawn out by MJ's lawyers. Otherwise, what was the point of MJ paying 20 million dollars if Jordan was only going to testify against him? The Chandler's couldn't because they would void the contract and lose the money. I don't know how much Raymond Chandler actually knew about the case. Nevertheless, he wrote a book. He is Evan's brother. Was he involved directly with Michael Jackson? Jordan was Ray Chandler's nephew. He butted his nose into it in order to make money by writing and selling a book.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2287 Jul 25, 2013
BadMan84 wrote:
^ Mary deleted her GQ piece after the 2004 arraignment. So she didn't even believe what she wrote anymore because she knew it was a straight up fib.
LOL - Up until that point every Michael Jackson f'loon directed me to read that article as irrefutable evidence Michael Jackson was framed.

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