Funny Michael Jackson Jokes

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2237 Jul 23, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson has not ever done anything to boys. Those boys lied. I believe Michael and all of you on here stink. Not guilty to Michael Jackson. I am telling you people you are full of shit. Michael was a good man with a good heart. Leave him alone.
Regurgitating fecal matter again Rebecca? Who supports you? husband? Government?
Rebecca

Taunton, MA

#2238 Jul 23, 2013
Butterballs wrote:
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Pedo Pan was the liar, Rebecca. He was a bad man who put on a fake front and fooled stupid people.
Michael wasn't a liar. Michael was no bad man. He was an amazing man with a wonderful heart. It isn't nice to judge. I believe MJ he told the truth. Michael wasn't guilty on all counts. He never ever hurt any child. All he ever did was try to show love towards others. There's nothing wrong with that. Michael was not treated nice by you all and news media. How mean all are to make a man hurt because of the name calling and story telling. Everyone should have the right to be heared. I love this man people please stop being so hateful. Show some respect. Love you my sweet angel MJ.
persephone

Sunnyvale, CA

#2239 Jul 23, 2013
Butterballs wrote:
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Pedo Pan was the liar, Rebecca. He was a bad man who put on a fake front and fooled stupid people.
How about the lie Janet Arvizo told about needing money for her son's medical treatment when there was actually complete medical insurance coverage all along?

That's just one example of the sort of environment Gavin was being raised in, an environment which taught and encouraged the use of lies for purposes of getting money and other goodies.
Mighty Max

United States

#2240 Jul 23, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text> Michael wasn't a liar. Michael was no bad man. He was an amazing man with a wonderful heart. It isn't nice to judge. I believe MJ he told the truth. Michael wasn't guilty on all counts. He never ever hurt any child. All he ever did was try to show love towards others. There's nothing wrong with that. Michael was not treated nice by you all and news media. How mean all are to make a man hurt because of the name calling and story telling. Everyone should have the right to be heared. I love this man people please stop being so hateful. Show some respect. Love you my sweet angel MJ.
You sound ridiculous. Why can't you see that Michael Jackson was a bad man who sexually abused children? There's no point in wasting your time on somebody like him.
Rebecca

Taunton, MA

#2241 Jul 23, 2013
Mighty Max wrote:
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You sound ridiculous. Why can't you see that Michael Jackson was a bad man who sexually abused children? There's no point in wasting your time on somebody like him.
Michael Jackson is a excellent man. Michael Jackson isn't a waste of time for me. He was and always will be a man that I love, care and adore. People stop with the lies. Michael Jackson was found not guilty because he is not guilty on all counts. Michael Jackson wasn't into boys. He loved women not men. Michael Jackson will always have me backing him up. I will never stop defending him. I want all these lies to stop. Enough is enough. Have a heart people. There are people who love MJ and I am one of those women that does. He was such an angel. Everyone stop making him out into things he isn't. Such a blessing Michael was. He was my blessing.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#2242 Jul 23, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> How about the lie Janet Arvizo told about needing money for her son's medical treatment when there was actually complete medical insurance coverage all along?
That's just one example of the sort of environment Gavin was being raised in, an environment which taught and encouraged the use of lies for purposes of getting money and other goodies.
Yes, but Janet Arvizo could only get free welfare medical treatment for her son. Wacko offered her fringe benefits in exchange for Gavin's body in Wacko's filthy bed. Birds of a feather flock together. Wacko was still a pedophile, paying a welfare fraud for sexual favors with her under aged son.

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#2243 Jul 23, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text> Michael wasn't a liar. Michael was no bad man. He was an amazing man with a wonderful heart. It isn't nice to judge. I believe MJ he told the truth. Michael wasn't guilty on all counts. He never ever hurt any child. All he ever did was try to show love towards others. There's nothing wrong with that. Michael was not treated nice by you all and news media. How mean all are to make a man hurt because of the name calling and story telling. Everyone should have the right to be heared. I love this man people please stop being so hateful. Show some respect. Love you my sweet angel MJ.
His heart is that wonderful that he bad mouthed the Jewish community and then went on to call Hitler a showman... Now connect the dots

Since: Jun 13

Fuquay Varina, NC

#2244 Jul 23, 2013
^ That hit me once he said what he said about the Jewish community and what he said about Hitler. His mother also was to have said "Hitler did one thing wrong: he didn't exterminate all them Jews". So it rubbed off on MJ.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2245 Jul 23, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> How about the lie Janet Arvizo told about needing money for her son's medical treatment when there was actually complete medical insurance coverage all along?
That's just one example of the sort of environment Gavin was being raised in, an environment which taught and encouraged the use of lies for purposes of getting money and other goodies.
Regardless, Michael Jackson had ZERO right to take advantage of Gavin Arvizo and his family. Why the hell did Michael befriend the entire family? It was Gavin who was stricken with cancer and he was the one wanting to meet Michael. If Michael kept the relationship exclusively between himself and Gavin, maybe, the 2005 child molestation trial would never have occurred. If the family was such rotten people. Why did Michael Jackson keep them at Neverland?

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2246 Jul 23, 2013
Mighty Max wrote:
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You sound ridiculous. Why can't you see that Michael Jackson was a bad man who sexually abused children? There's no point in wasting your time on somebody like him.
Pay no attention to that lifeless troll Rebecca. She lives and breaths for defending Michael Jackson and his nefarious ways. Telling her she's wasting her time on him is pretty much considered a compliment to her.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2247 Jul 23, 2013
BadMan84 wrote:
^ That hit me once he said what he said about the Jewish community and what he said about Hitler. His mother also was to have said "Hitler did one thing wrong: he didn't exterminate all them Jews". So it rubbed off on MJ.
They likely hated other race, cultures, and religion too. The Jackson's were morally bankrupt individuals.
Doing Research

UK

#2248 Jul 24, 2013
Please note friendly and nonhostile members of this forum.

The hostile "persephone" or perse(devious)phone as I like to refer to him or her has a history of creating lies when it comes to the families who accused MJ. In particular, this hostile and morally empty user has an unhealthy obsession with Gavin and his family and spreads lies about them, which is only intended to create doubt and confusion. Not too long ago when I was seeking factual information for my upcoming book,(which will document Michael Jackson's bizarre and potentially illegal behavior), he or she tried to trick users of forum that Gavin,(which originally started out as his brother "Star") had failed to describe discoloration (if there was any) on Michael Jackson's body. He or she tried to claim his description of him being "all-white" was completely wrong. It actually turns out that Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thomas Mesereau hadn't produced a single piece of evidence which disapproved Gavin's claim that he was "all-white". Thomas Mesereau was using the claim of vitiligo and somehow was suggesting that Jackson's body would have contained noticeable patches of discoloration but no such evidence was ever produced. Even worse, this hostile "persephone" then went on to claim Gavin failed to mention that Michael Jackson was uncircumcised. When he or she was asked to produce evidence as to where Michael Jackson's foreskin was discussed in his child molestation trial it turns out his foreskin (or penis for that matter) was never once mentioned by Michael Jackson's lawyer.
Doing Research

UK

#2249 Jul 24, 2013
In fact, if I remember correctly, this hostile "perse(devious)phone " was angry that Gavin didn't intensively stare at Michael Jackson's naked body.

Yes, he/she was really angry at a 12-year-old boy (and former cancer patient) for not staring at a naked man's body.
Doing Research

UK

#2250 Jul 24, 2013
As for this family seeking money and tricking people as this hostile "persephone" claims? It turns out that individuals such as Jay Leno, who testified at MJ's child molestation trial, said that this family never once asked him for a single dollar and anything he gave to this family was nothing more than merchandise from his show. Jay Leno testified that all sick kids who contact him receive the same gifts.

Jay Leno as far as I know is an extremely wealthy person and I know for a fact that he has what only can be described as a large warehouse containing hundreds or thousands of cars including classic and rare cars worth hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars. If this family was looking to "extort" any individual Jay would have been the perfect target. But they didn't want anything other than moral support for a cancer stricken boy. I would take everything you read from this hostile and devious individual that calls themselves "persephone" with a pinch of salt. He or she has already proven that they will deliberately lead people up the garden path as I found out when I was seeking factual information on MJ's bizarre and potentially illegal behavior for my book. This person has extreme issues with this family in particular and clearly takes pleasure in "hating" a former cancer patient who was told he was likely to die at one stage.
Rebecca

Bridgewater, MA

#2251 Jul 24, 2013
Michael Jackson wasn't guilty. I believe only one person and that's Michael. I know he never sexually abused no boy. Michael wasn't into boys people so enough all ready. Michael Jackson was judged for things he wasn't that's so unfair. Never good to judge anyone. You people think these jokes are funny well actually no they aren't. You need to say his name right people it's Michael Jackson not wacko jacko. God created an angel the day Michael was born. No mistake he was a blessing. Michael was such a good looking man. He wasn't a freak. I love this man people and want respect shown to the man I love with all my heart. I stand and defend Michael forever. Love you MJ

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2252 Jul 25, 2013
Rebecca wrote:
Michael Jackson wasn't guilty. I believe only one person and that's Michael. I know he never sexually abused no boy. Michael wasn't into boys people so enough all ready. Michael Jackson was judged for things he wasn't that's so unfair. Never good to judge anyone. You people think these jokes are funny well actually no they aren't. You need to say his name right people it's Michael Jackson not wacko jacko. God created an angel the day Michael was born. No mistake he was a blessing. Michael was such a good looking man. He wasn't a freak. I love this man people and want respect shown to the man I love with all my heart. I stand and defend Michael forever. Love you MJ
How's the Michael Jackson manufactured Kool-Aid punch tasting today Rebecca? Drinking your daily recommended amount as prescribed by your psychiatrist.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2253 Jul 25, 2013
Doing Research wrote:
In fact, if I remember correctly, this hostile "perse(devious)phone " was angry that Gavin didn't intensively stare at Michael Jackson's naked body.
Yes, he/she was really angry at a 12-year-old boy (and former cancer patient) for not staring at a naked man's body.
Ewwww....I bet Gavin is continues having a hard time (no pun intended) forgetting the small view he did get of Michael Jackson's spotted ding-dong.
Rebecca

Bridgewater, MA

#2255 Jul 25, 2013
I am wanting to say something to all of you. Why are you listening to lies? Michael Jackson never sexually abused any boys. I really believe Michael. He is a good man. You people are judging him for things he isn't. I really love this man. Show some respect to this angel sent from God. He really was a good hearted man who liked to show love to others. Nothing wrong showing love towards others. That's the way God wants people to be. Michael Jackson made a difference in this world. This world just isn't the same without him. How badly I wish he was here. He is badly missed. My world was smashed the day Michael went away. He really was the only man that could make me smile. How much I love this man with all my heart. I'll always have me defending him forever. Not guilty to Michael Joseph Jackson. I said so people so there. Please people enough show respect. Michael baby thanks for all you did when you were here. I send my love up to you through heaven's gate.

“Why can't you share your bed?”

Since: May 13

Canada

#2258 Jul 25, 2013
Rebecca is a loser4life wrote:
<quoted text>To be expected of the old hag. The lifeless pig is off her rocker. I think it might be stupid Suzie. She's the same delusional nit wit who has anger issues.
I think you raise a good point. Who else's life is in a rut like Suzie's to continuously post garbage about Michael Jackson, even though the entire forum has tuned them out? Suzie's the only f'loon that comes to my mind.
Ashley Wilson

Coventry, UK

#2259 Jul 25, 2013
To those who keep going on about Jordans description being accurate.

Evan Chandler gave MJ a shot of pain killer for his headache - the was med called toradol. it was not supposed to make you nearly unconscious but it did.(it's alleged, that he gave him a different medication). supposedly Evan gave it to MJ in his buttocks. While MJ was unconscious, Evan looked at MJ penis and that is how he got the description and then told Jordan how it looked.

Do you not think thats a bit of a coincidence?

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