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Kathy Mosesian

Toronto, Australia

#1 May 20, 2007
Q. Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A. Because they aren't his.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.

Q. What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A. Throw him a buoy.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A. One is pale and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost.

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were half-off.

Q.What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every
night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a Ten for two Fives.

Michael and Janet Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and a video tonight?
Michael: Yeah okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and a video.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and homework have in common?
A. Both are a pain in the arse for kids.

The Pope recently issued a proclamation about Michael Jackson. If he
hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have
no choice but to make Mr Jackson a priest.

The FBI raided Michael Jackson's house. They found Class A drugs in his
kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.

And last but not least...

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before
we can have sex?"
"I'd wait until he's at least 14," the Doctor replies.

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paris

Newark, NJ

#2 May 20, 2007
thank you kathy for showing us who are michael haters! bunch of small brain, no life. none of this is funny!!

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borat

Auckland, New Zealand

#3 May 20, 2007
Yeah,There are some funny joke's but it's only Michael Jackson.I've heard even the King of rock and roll liked them young too yes even Elvis.Weird thing is you'll never hear the "king" being bagged.

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mj4ever

Bristol, PA

#4 May 20, 2007
i've heard a lot of jokes about michael that were funny, but those were stupid as hell

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Kathy Mosesian

Toronto, Australia

#5 May 21, 2007
mj4ever wrote:
i've heard a lot of jokes about michael that were funny
Well share them with everyone! What are you waiting for?

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amber

Mulberry, FL

#7 Dec 13, 2007
wow arent u cool making fun of my uncle freak you

“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

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#8 Dec 13, 2007
amber wrote:
wow arent u cool making fun of my uncle freak you
*sigh*

Why are f'loons ALWAYS illiterate?

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pieispie

Surfers Paradise, Australia

#9 Apr 30, 2008
lol i like them there kool i h8 mj though

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Sid

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#10 May 1, 2008
I remember when I was a freshman in high school, these things were actually considered clever. Oh, and they weren't old then either. Not being played out as **** always helps. Next time you scower the Internet for a makeshift sense of humor, try to make it from at least, I dunno, 2006? And that also only if said jokes weren't at one point a running fad gag that ran their course, otherwise you'll still sound like a twat.

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Sid

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#11 May 1, 2008
pieispie wrote:
lol i like them there kool i h8 mj though
I'm waiting for one of the MJ haters who always pick apart MJ fans who type something inarticulately to pick apart what an E-tard this guy sounds like.
No? No one? Huh.'Magine that.

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Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#12 May 1, 2008
Sid wrote:
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I'm waiting for one of the MJ haters who always pick apart MJ fans who type something inarticulately to pick apart what an E-tard this guy sounds like.
No? No one? Huh.'Magine that.
I think you just proved who the inarticulate fvcktards REALLY are, f'loonie.

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Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#13 May 1, 2008
Sid wrote:
I remember when I was a freshman in high school, these things were actually considered clever. Oh, and they weren't old then either. Not being played out as **** always helps. Next time you scower the Internet for a makeshift sense of humor, try to make it from at least, I dunno, 2006? And that also only if said jokes weren't at one point a running fad gag that ran their course, otherwise you'll still sound like a twat.
Score a direct hit for The Jokeman. <GIGGLE>

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Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#14 May 1, 2008
InDaHouse wrote:
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*sigh*
Why are f'loons ALWAYS illiterate?
I think it's funny she calls him, "Uncle Freak", don't you?

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“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#15 May 1, 2008
Sid wrote:
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I'm waiting for one of the MJ haters who always pick apart MJ fans who type something inarticulately to pick apart what an E-tard this guy sounds like.
No? No one? Huh.'Magine that.
Inarticulately?*smirk*

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Since: Jul 07

Leigh, UK

#16 May 1, 2008
InDaHouse wrote:
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Inarticulately?*smirk*
Ho look!!
Donkey boy is out looking for an ass whipping!!

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Since: Jul 07

Leigh, UK

#17 May 1, 2008
Sid wrote:
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I'm waiting for one of the MJ haters who always pick apart MJ fans who type something inarticulately to pick apart what an E-tard this guy sounds like.
No? No one? Huh.'Magine that.
They do that as a side show!

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Since: Jul 07

Leigh, UK

#18 May 1, 2008
I khnit yhatk skcus kcid.

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“What's new pussycat?”

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#19 May 1, 2008
MJ s Soldier wrote:
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They do that as a side show!
Oh look, now that Tumoraf'loon has run away, homophobeboi has found someone new to latch on to... you go, assrhemora!

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“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#20 May 1, 2008
The tonguetagger f'loonjah must be lonely for another chockostarfish.

poor donkeyfetishist.

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mads

Leigh, UK

#21 May 1, 2008
InDaHouse wrote:
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Oh look, now that Tumoraf'loon has run away, homophobeboi has found someone new to latch on to... you go, assrhemora!
#she run no place donkey boi!!
take your meds
Bwahahahahahahaha
:D

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