Slave To The Cushion
Octopus

Albany, NY

#21 Apr 6, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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Right, it's his form of hell, I suppose. He is hopelessly trapped!
This might be his song:
"I met a girl, Donna was her name.
Since she's met me, I've never been the same"....Ha!
BTW, that first line should be "chunky" lady.

I guess the clown is hopelessly trapped with Donna from beyond the grave!

He has no choice because he can not turn back the hands of time. lol.

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#22 Apr 6, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Hey that's pure genius... I love it!!!
Thanks, Storm!:)

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#23 Apr 6, 2014
Octopus wrote:
"Slave To The Cushion"
The chucky cushion lady with the big back beat
Shakin' her boobies often tripping over her feet
She held her wide llama eyed lover oh so tight
Squeezing the love that she makes all through the night
She slobbered the cotton with her juicy and red lips
The clown tongue action of love from tip to tip
The cushion screaming from deep within
She tries so hard to make it love her, she'll never give in
Slave to the cushion baby
Slave to the cushion until the brink of dawn
Slave to the cushion baby
Slave to the cushion to get to forest lawn
(repeat two times)
She started dancing with it at half past nine
It got so hot that she lost track of the time
She was bobbling her head to the pumping sound
She shook so hard that almost fell down
The sweaty and used cushion began to stink
But it did not matter because she was tickled pink
She lit the candle for her nightly grope
It is the only thing that gives her hope
Slave to the cushion baby
Slave to the cushion until the break of dawn
Slave to the cushion baby
Slave to the cushion to get to forest lawn
(repeat two times)
LOL! Excellent!

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#24 Apr 6, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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BTW, that first line should be "chunky" lady.
I guess the clown is hopelessly trapped with Donna from beyond the grave!
He has no choice because he can not turn back the hands of time. lol.
I think they deserve each other.:)
Octopus

Albany, NY

#25 Apr 7, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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I think they deserve each other.:)
I've never come across anyone that was ever as mentally screwed up as Donna. She seems to be carrying on some kind of weird love affair with a corpse. Michael has nutty fans to begin with but this goes beyond the pale. lol.

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#26 Apr 7, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I've never come across anyone that was ever as mentally screwed up as Donna. She seems to be carrying on some kind of weird love affair with a corpse. Michael has nutty fans to begin with but this goes beyond the pale. lol.
I must agree. I've never seen such a severe case of CWS before in my life. I make light of it on here, but it's really sad.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#27 Apr 7, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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I must agree. I've never seen such a severe case of CWS before in my life. I make light of it on here, but it's really sad.
I've known a girl years ago that was crazy about The Beatles but she did not light candles for them or sleep with Beatle cushions. Donna definitely takes the Michael Jackson celebrity worship thing to a whole new level of bad taste. It is really sick even compared to other fans of the clown. I think Donna is quite funny but her fascination with a dead Wacko can not be too healthy. She puts the dead clown even above God. It is pretty sad but I do not think Donna sees as abnormal. As Mullins used to say, she is a fruitcake. Way out there in la la land. I think she must see visions of Wacko's disgraced spirit calling to her from beyond the grave through his laughable music and into her clown cushion. Yikes!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#28 Apr 7, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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I must agree. I've never seen such a severe case of CWS before in my life. I make light of it on here, but it's really sad.
I think I might have said this before but I think Wacko would have had some kind of order of protection on her if he was still breathing. She would scare the crap out of him, lol.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#29 Apr 7, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I've known a girl years ago that was crazy about The Beatles but she did not light candles for them or sleep with Beatle cushions. Donna definitely takes the Michael Jackson celebrity worship thing to a whole new level of bad taste. It is really sick even compared to other fans of the clown. I think Donna is quite funny but her fascination with a dead Wacko can not be too healthy. She puts the dead clown even above God. It is pretty sad but I do not think Donna sees as abnormal. As Mullins used to say, she is a fruitcake. Way out there in la la land. I think she must see visions of Wacko's disgraced spirit calling to her from beyond the grave through his laughable music and into her clown cushion. Yikes!
The woman is going to end up in a nut house sooner or later in her life if she doesn't try to start grounding herself in reality. That I'm sure of.
Octopus

Albany, NY

#30 Apr 7, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> The woman is going to end up in a nut house sooner or later in her life if she doesn't try to start grounding herself in reality. That I'm sure of.
You'll be surprised how many nutty people live among us in society. lol.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#31 Apr 7, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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I agree, it was great and I don't understand why she didn't appreciate it!
How about this one:
Lay, cushion, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Lay, cushion, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine.
Lay, cushion, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, cushion, stay, stay with your floon awhile
Until the break of day, let me see you make her smile
Her clothes are dirty and her hands aren't clean
But you're the best thing that she's ever seen.
Stay, cushion, stay, stay with your floon awhile
Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it too
Why wait until longer for the floon you love
When she's standing in front of you.
Lay, cushion, lay, lay upon my big brass bed
Stay cushion, stay, stay while the night is still ahead
I long to see you in the morning light
I long to reach for you in the night
Stay, cushion, stay, stay while the night is still ahead.
Fitting, isn't it?
::Bob Dylan does the technicolor rainbow

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#32 Apr 7, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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You'll be surprised how many nutty people live among us in society. lol.
I propose that the new
DSM _VI create a new category for these types of characters:

WackoJackophilia

For which Donna fits in the class of a WackoJackophile.(under the specialized category of plushophile)
Octopus

Albany, NY

#33 Apr 7, 2014
Reality_Awaits wrote:
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I propose that the new
DSM _VI create a new category for these types of characters:
WackoJackophilia
For which Donna fits in the class of a WackoJackophile.(under the specialized category of plushophile)
Plushophile. Brilliant.

I am surprised that Donna does not want to marry her clown cushion. lol.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#34 Apr 15, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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Plushophile. Brilliant.
I am surprised that Donna does not want to marry her clown cushion. lol.
For all we know, she may have already proposed to Wacko-faced cushion.

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#35 Apr 15, 2014
Reality_Awaits wrote:
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I propose that the new
DSM _VI create a new category for these types of characters:
WackoJackophilia
For which Donna fits in the class of a WackoJackophile.(under the specialized category of plushophile)
LOL! Very clever, RA!

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#36 Apr 15, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
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For all we know, she may have already proposed to Wacko-faced cushion.
For pity's sake, I hope so. I've been waiting for this party for a while now. I know Storm has, too.:-)

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#37 Apr 15, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I've known a girl years ago that was crazy about The Beatles but she did not light candles for them or sleep with Beatle cushions. Donna definitely takes the Michael Jackson celebrity worship thing to a whole new level of bad taste. It is really sick even compared to other fans of the clown. I think Donna is quite funny but her fascination with a dead Wacko can not be too healthy. She puts the dead clown even above God. It is pretty sad but I do not think Donna sees as abnormal. As Mullins used to say, she is a fruitcake. Way out there in la la land. I think she must see visions of Wacko's disgraced spirit calling to her from beyond the grave through his laughable music and into her clown cushion. Yikes!
Mullins would have been correct in the case of Donna - she's a 'fruitcake"!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#38 Apr 15, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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For pity's sake, I hope so. I've been waiting for this party for a while now. I know Storm has, too.:-)
I am quivering in anticipation for the upcoming celebration!!! Though I'm really stumped on what to get them for a wedding gift... Should I go with needle and a spool of thread or a bottle of Febreze?

“X's and O's”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#39 Apr 16, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> I am quivering in anticipation for the upcoming celebration!!! Though I'm really stumped on what to get them for a wedding gift... Should I go with needle and a spool of thread or a bottle of Febreze?
Oooh, me too!

Right, you know I'm having the same dilemma...hmmmm.....both are great gifts - she'll need the needle and thread for those frequent, pesky repairs from overuse, but I think the Febreze will probably be the most needed and useful, really.

I think I'm going to go with a cushion cover. I'm not sure if it will work best for her not to have to look at him or will it be the other way around? The old proverbial bag over the head shag, if you will. One can only ponder.
I want you back Michael

UK

#40 Apr 16, 2014
Why cant you Idiot of clowns Just Leave the fans alone.if we want to tell Michael that we love and care for him.we can.its not up to any of you Jerks

MJ the sexiest man in the world,even more so when he got older.he was so hot and so cute and he forever will be.He so gorgeous.

So what if I have Merchandice of Michael.and so what if I have a cushion and pillow of Michael,and
Thats where they will stay right by my side forever
In my room..next to all the pictures I have of MJ
And everything else of him.MJ everywhere.and
If I care what any of you dumb clowns think.
They are mine to treasure.I will always love you MJ

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