Good thing your mother turned and looked down as she was wiping and before flushing or you would have never seen your first birthday.<quoted text>
Va te faire foutre petit con !!!
You've Van Gogh's ear for music silly floon !!
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin."
Those deep knee bends you do regularly over fire hydrants guarantee that your own wide stance will require 2 cemetery plots.
You're just pissed that MJ has sold more records than Zep.
Oh, and <THWACK><THWACK> <THWACK>
If I find out your thick skull dented my Loon Mallet, I'll be sending you the bill.