Michael Jackson rapes Bubbles: a Continuation
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Ft Mitchell, KY
#1 Sep 7, 2008
Michael Jackson Rapes Bubbles: A Continuation
By Nancy Stu
September 6, 2008
In a world where few monkeys get rights, a jury has ruled in favor of one: Bubbles Jackson, the famous pet chimp of international superstar, Michael Joseph Jackson, has recieved counseling for the 'incident' that happened more than 15 years ago, along with being rewarded a fourth of the money that is contained in Jacko's bank account.
It was a dark, cold night in June of 1993, when Bubbles ran out into the street and flagged down a passing car. He wasn't wearing anything, and it seemed to the driver that he was completely hysterical. "Michael raped me," he shouted, making various monkey sounds inbetween snorts and hiccups. "He's in there," he elaborated, pointing back clearly at Neverland Ranch.
The driver, though as stunned as he was, reacted swiftly. Pulling out a mobile phone from his car, he dialed 911, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Michael Jackson was jailed that very night, and the press had a field day. Regular human sex was juicy enough, but man on monkey sex? What controversy! Headlines around the world read: "Jacko bops monkey," "The monkey played with Jacko's little willy", and "Monkey didn't consent to Jacko's new dancing moves."
Now things have gotten even juicier. The courts have ruled in favor of Bubbles, and have handed over a fourth of Jacko's money, plus have forced him to pay for counseling for Bubbles with a higly rated molestation therapist. Whether Jacko will hold to his promise to pay, or will be jailed for noncompliance, remains to be seen.
#2 Sep 7, 2008
This just another made up story to turn more fans against Michael.
This fan isn't buying
#3 Sep 7, 2008
So Bubbles will be entitled to... what?
#4 Sep 7, 2008
Hey, I know YOU! You're the one who, when I was giving out brains, thought I said "drains" and asked for a tiny one with lots of holes in it!
How's that working out for you?
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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