Michael Jackson rapes Bubbles: a Cont...

Michael Jackson rapes Bubbles: a Continuation

Posted in the Michael Jackson Forum

NEWS FLASH

Ft Mitchell, KY

#1 Sep 7, 2008
Michael Jackson Rapes Bubbles: A Continuation
By Nancy Stu
September 6, 2008

In a world where few monkeys get rights, a jury has ruled in favor of one: Bubbles Jackson, the famous pet chimp of international superstar, Michael Joseph Jackson, has recieved counseling for the 'incident' that happened more than 15 years ago, along with being rewarded a fourth of the money that is contained in Jacko's bank account.

It was a dark, cold night in June of 1993, when Bubbles ran out into the street and flagged down a passing car. He wasn't wearing anything, and it seemed to the driver that he was completely hysterical. "Michael raped me," he shouted, making various monkey sounds inbetween snorts and hiccups. "He's in there," he elaborated, pointing back clearly at Neverland Ranch.

The driver, though as stunned as he was, reacted swiftly. Pulling out a mobile phone from his car, he dialed 911, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Michael Jackson was jailed that very night, and the press had a field day. Regular human sex was juicy enough, but man on monkey sex? What controversy! Headlines around the world read: "Jacko bops monkey," "The monkey played with Jacko's little willy", and "Monkey didn't consent to Jacko's new dancing moves."

Now things have gotten even juicier. The courts have ruled in favor of Bubbles, and have handed over a fourth of Jacko's money, plus have forced him to pay for counseling for Bubbles with a higly rated molestation therapist. Whether Jacko will hold to his promise to pay, or will be jailed for noncompliance, remains to be seen.
Mickeyz or Martyr Floon

Finksburg, MD

#2 Sep 7, 2008
This just another made up story to turn more fans against Michael.

This fan isn't buying
Buffalo Bob Joe Billy

Buffalo, NY

#3 Sep 7, 2008
So Bubbles will be entitled to... what?
-$8,500,000.00?
God Allah

Buffalo, NY

#4 Sep 7, 2008
Mickeyz or Martyr Floon wrote:
This just another made up story to turn more fans against Michael.
This fan isn't buying
Hey, I know YOU! You're the one who, when I was giving out brains, thought I said "drains" and asked for a tiny one with lots of holes in it!

How's that working out for you?

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Michael Jackson Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
News Molestation claim against Michael Jackson's est... 14 min Sleepingboy 26
News Neverland Ranch Up For Sale, Elusive Llama Incl... 4 hr NRA Forever 2
Poll No money for Wade (LOL) 15 hr Octopus 4
News Quick Hits: Chance The Rapper, Mariah Carey, Mi... Mon K - DJ 3
News MJ`s spirit haunting his Neverland ranch`s pote... Mon Octopus 1
News Michael Jackson's Onetime Neverland Lists for $... Mon Octopus 2
Another Thread Suddenly Deleted From Upset Floons Mon Octopus 10
More from around the web