The "Living With Michael Jackson" doc...
We apologise for

Cobham, UK

#22 Jun 20, 2013
...the fact that this evening's one person show has been so rudely interrupted.

It appears that our attempts to enter the 21st century were somewhat premature and that Topix posters are not yet ready for our interpretation of internationally acclaimed theatre.

For that reason we will shelve our plans to stage the modern version of 'The Vagina Monologes',(otherwise known as 'The Uninterrupted Ramblings Of A Prick') until such time as the world is ready for the unadulterated blah blah of a misogynist.

Some people are clearly behind the times.

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#23 Jun 20, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> Too bad MJ didn't just have sleepovers the way everyone else does, in sleeping bags strewn out all over the living room floor, in plain view of everyone else in the household.
Then you'd just have to find something else to complain about, which in your case, wouldn't take very long.
Yeah, how dare I complain about a child molester! How rude.

Have you ever had a sleepover? My sister used to and she would use up a whole roll of film taking pictures of her and her friends that night!

It’s odd that even though Jackson made sure he was equipped with the best cameras money could buy for his interview with Martin Bashir, he didn’t have one single camera in his bedroom to capture those precious,“non-sexual” moments with his new bed mates.

He said it was all pure and innocent anyway, right? Jackson tried to make it sound like what was going on behind those closed doors were nothing more than harmless sleepovers. You would think Mr. Sensitive would want to keep a scrapbook of that!

A snapshot or two of him making up his bed on the floor sure would have come in handy at his criminal trial.

Oh wait! No, it wouldn’t....

That jury just took his word for it!

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#24 Jun 20, 2013
By the way....

I have never heard "The Lost Children."

Wanna know how I knew MJ wrote a song by that name?

Cuz he mentioned it to Dr. Murray when he was so wrecked by Propofol, he could barely speak!
persephone

Sunnyvale, CA

#25 Jun 20, 2013
ononothimagin wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, how dare I complain about a child molester! How rude.
Have you ever had a sleepover? My sister used to and she would use up a whole roll of film taking pictures of her and her friends that night!
It’s odd that even though Jackson made sure he was equipped with the best cameras money could buy for his interview with Martin Bashir, he didn’t have one single camera in his bedroom to capture those precious,“non-sexual” moments with his new bed mates.
He said it was all pure and innocent anyway, right? Jackson tried to make it sound like what was going on behind those closed doors were nothing more than harmless sleepovers. You would think Mr. Sensitive would want to keep a scrapbook of that!
A snapshot or two of him making up his bed on the floor sure would have come in handy at his criminal trial.
Oh wait! No, it wouldn’t....
That jury just took his word for it!
Are you kidding? You're seriously saying that it wasn't a sleepover because nobody took any pictures?
persephone

Sunnyvale, CA

#26 Jun 20, 2013
ononothimagin wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, how dare I complain about a child molester! How rude.
Have you ever had a sleepover? My sister used to and she would use up a whole roll of film taking pictures of her and her friends that night!
It’s odd that even though Jackson made sure he was equipped with the best cameras money could buy for his interview with Martin Bashir, he didn’t have one single camera in his bedroom to capture those precious,“non-sexual” moments with his new bed mates.
He said it was all pure and innocent anyway, right? Jackson tried to make it sound like what was going on behind those closed doors were nothing more than harmless sleepovers. You would think Mr. Sensitive would want to keep a scrapbook of that!
A snapshot or two of him making up his bed on the floor sure would have come in handy at his criminal trial.
Oh wait! No, it wouldn’t....
That jury just took his word for it!
Many people heard many words out of the mouths of many Arvizos and did not find them to be credible.
After the interval

Cobham, UK

#27 Jun 20, 2013
OVER THE TANNOY:

Dear audience, the two hecklers have now been silenced so please take your seats for part 2 of this evening's performance.

There will be no further interruptions so sit back, eat your popcorn, digest and allow your jaws to drop to the floor as Ononothimagin takes centre stage and once again pretends to have a conscience.

<DRUM ROLL>

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a loud round of applause and offer every encouragement as the Topix stage show offers up its second attempt at the 21st century version of The Vagina Monologues,(working title)

THE UNADULTERATED RAMBLINGS OF A PRICK

Ononothimagin, the floor is yours.

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#28 Jun 20, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> Are you kidding? You're seriously saying that it wasn't a sleepover because nobody took any pictures?
I'm saying it was odd, yes.

Hell, if I was one of those parents with a child MJ had his eye on, a photo wouldn't be enough to set my mind at ease!!

I'd insist that MJ allow me in his bedroom so I could watch him make up his bed on the floor!!!

Then I'd sleep in the next room and expect Jacko to keep his bedroom door open all night so I could poke my head in periodically!!

What kind of parent would say "Sure! No problem!" if their 10 year old son called to asks if it would be OK for him to go to bed with a 46 year old man and stay home??????

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#29 Jun 20, 2013
After the interval wrote:
OVER THE TANNOY:
Dear audience, the two hecklers have now been silenced so please take your seats for part 2 of this evening's performance.
There will be no further interruptions so sit back, eat your popcorn, digest and allow your jaws to drop to the floor as Ononothimagin takes centre stage and once again pretends to have a conscience.
<DRUM ROLL>
Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a loud round of applause and offer every encouragement as the Topix stage show offers up its second attempt at the 21st century version of The Vagina Monologues,(working title)
THE UNADULTERATED RAMBLINGS OF A PRICK
Ononothimagin, the floor is yours.
Go gob your wrinkles.

All bitches look good come closing time.

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#30 Jun 20, 2013
persephone wrote:
<quoted text> Many people heard many words out of the mouths of many Arvizos and did not find them to be credible.
How about the way MJ recalled sleeping in a sleeping bag on his floor when Gavin disagreed and reminded him that he was sleeping on a pile of pillows instead?

Credible?

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#31 Jun 20, 2013
Check it out!

In the "LWMJ" interview, MJ tells MB that he slept on the floor, then he asks Gavin, "I slept on the floor! What was I in, a sleeping bad or something?”

Gavin answers, "NO! You had a pile of blankets to sleep on!"

What about THAT discrepancy????

It's just better to believe MJ, no matter what??

Like Gavin and Star Arvizo, it sounds like MJ and Gavin didn't quite have their story straight either, doesn't it??

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#32 Jun 20, 2013
If Gavin and Star were given a script of lies to follow by their gold digging mother, WHY DIDN'T THEIR TESTIMONIES LINE UP PERFECTLY???

It sounds more like two boys, with two slightly different recollections of the event to me!

Much like you would expect two boys would!!

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#33 Jun 20, 2013
Plus, let's not forget that both of those testified that MJ gave them alcohol too!!!

Gavin tetified that his memory was a bit hazy due to the fact that MJ kept plying them with "Jesus Juice!!!"

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#34 Jun 20, 2013
both of "them"...

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#35 Jun 20, 2013
You fans can't seem to keep all your ducks in a row here!

You insist that the Arvizo boys were told what to say in court by greedy people out to steal poor MJ's money....

In the real world, if the testimony of two under aged boys wasn't identical, that would suggest they WEREN'T prepped in advance!!
Stage Manager

Cobham, UK

#36 Jun 20, 2013
Pssst, lighting man, shine the spots on the seats, will you.
There's only so much bowing to an empty theatre that I can stomach and it's only fair that somebody lets him know that his audience have long since left.

<LIGHT SHINES AROUND AND SHOWS NOT A SINGLE PERSON LEFT IN THE ROOM>

<PANS BACK TO THE LONELY ATTENTION SEEKER ON THE STAGE WHO'S ANTICIPATING AN APPLAUSE THAT WILL NEVER COME>

Stage manager:
Let's wrap it up for the evening and move on to a new venue. Maybe next time we can direct it at a different crowd - more specifically one who isn't aware that our leading man is a schitt actor.

<LAUGHTER FROM THE STAGE HANDS, ESPECIALLY THE MAKE UP GIRLS WHO, FOR THE DURATION, ARE TRYING TO MAKE A MONSTROUS ARSEHOLE LOOK LIKE A PERSON OF INTELLECT, INTELLIGENCE AND INTEREST>

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#37 Jun 20, 2013
Stage Manager wrote:
Pssst, lighting man, shine the spots on the seats, will you.
There's only so much bowing to an empty theatre that I can stomach and it's only fair that somebody lets him know that his audience have long since left.
<LIGHT SHINES AROUND AND SHOWS NOT A SINGLE PERSON LEFT IN THE ROOM>
<PANS BACK TO THE LONELY ATTENTION SEEKER ON THE STAGE WHO'S ANTICIPATING AN APPLAUSE THAT WILL NEVER COME>
Stage manager:
Let's wrap it up for the evening and move on to a new venue. Maybe next time we can direct it at a different crowd - more specifically one who isn't aware that our leading man is a schitt actor.
<LAUGHTER FROM THE STAGE HANDS, ESPECIALLY THE MAKE UP GIRLS WHO, FOR THE DURATION, ARE TRYING TO MAKE A MONSTROUS ARSEHOLE LOOK LIKE A PERSON OF INTELLECT, INTELLIGENCE AND INTEREST>
I created this thread 2 days ago and 2 other people have left comments here already.

Three, counting you.

How much did you pay for a ticket to my show?

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#38 Jun 20, 2013
Perhaps I should resurrect "Help Stop Cyber-bullying."

Nobody came there either, right?

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#39 Jun 20, 2013
"Help Stamp Out Cyber-bullying" collected 3,114 comments in a brief 3 month run!!

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Tell you what Jina, why don't you create a thread to discuss how "intellectually superior" you think you are and let's see how full you pack YOUR theater!!

ononothimagin

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#40 Jun 20, 2013
Back to Michael Jackson.

Unless Jina wants to discuss the April Jones case, I'll just toss her "YNC" responses from here on.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#41 Jun 20, 2013
ononothimagin wrote:
\why don't you create a thread to discuss how "intellectually superior" you are
Why bother, Kevin? She proves that with every post.

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