What Would Be A Great Career For Michael's Corpse?

Created by Stormageddon on Feb 28, 2014

8 votes

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Crash Test Dummy (enough plastic and save lives)

Scarecrow

Mounted To Bow of a Pirate Ship

Shooting Range Target For Law Enforcement

Head Mounted Above Conrad Murray's Fireplace

Other (love to hear people's ideas)

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#1 Feb 28, 2014
There has to be some way he could be put to good use...
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

UK

#2 Feb 28, 2014
To put Michael somewhere Michael will never be alone.where we can be with him and never leave his side. I would put angels all around him.thats what Michael was the most beautiful sweetest gentleness angel.I Just want him to know hes our hero.I will never forget him.And Ill always be Missing him I Just cant Imagian my life without
This Man in it ever.hes everything in this world to
Me hes so very precious to Me I just want to say
I love you Michael Jackson forever.Iwish every day that our angel was back with us again.we want
You back.we love you we need you and we want you.sending all our love to you Michael with hugs
And a Million kissies for you MJ
Sweet dreams sweet Michael.
R.i.P. sweetest Michael.sleep sweetly my precious one.untill the day we will meet and see you again
Miss you babe.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#3 Feb 28, 2014
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL wrote:
To put Michael somewhere Michael will never be alone.where we can be with him and never leave his side.
The mental picture I'm getting from that is... well, terrifying.

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#4 Feb 28, 2014
How about his being a dance partner for Donna?

http://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8

Mary Jane vs. Michael Joseph.... initials are the same...:-)

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#5 Feb 28, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
How about his being a dance partner for Donna?
http://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8
Mary Jane vs. Michael Joseph.... initials are the same...:-)
Totally great idea! Now I wish I put that in there.

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#6 Feb 28, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Totally great idea! Now I wish I put that in there.
Thanks. No, your ideas are awesome! I like the one where Dr. Murray has a trophy of him on his mantle. LOL!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#7 Feb 28, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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Thanks. No, your ideas are awesome! I like the one where Dr. Murray has a trophy of him on his mantle. LOL!
That was the one I voted lol. Just kinda popped in my head.

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#8 Feb 28, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> That was the one I voted lol. Just kinda popped in my head.
Too funny!

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#9 Feb 28, 2014
I like the crash test dummy, too. I can just picture it now....:-) I wonder if plastic faces take the impact better than real skin and bone? I'm sure it does.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#10 Feb 28, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
I like the crash test dummy, too. I can just picture it now....:-) I wonder if plastic faces take the impact better than real skin and bone? I'm sure it does.
Plus with all that work done on him certain parts of Wacko are probably reinforced.

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#11 Feb 28, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Plus with all that work done on him certain parts of Wacko are probably reinforced.
True, except that they would never be able to accurately test what impact the crash would have on his nose, since he doesn't have one. Oh dear!:-)

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#12 Feb 28, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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True, except that they would never be able to accurately test what impact the crash would have on his nose, since he doesn't have one. Oh dear!:-)
LOL true!

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

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#13 Mar 1, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
How about his being a dance partner for Donna?
http://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8
Mary Jane vs. Michael Joseph.... initials are the same...:-)
*laughs*

The only difference is his corpse is rotting and decayed, with the exception of all that plastic. Then again, I could see Donna dancing with him, in spite of the stench.
I WANT YOU BACK MICHAEL

London, UK

#14 Mar 1, 2014
All the haters,shut the hell up.you have not got the right to talk about Michael like that.especially when he is no longer with us.its something you do not Joke about,its not very funny.or clever.it was painful to us all when we lost our angel.stop being stupid. I cant Imagian my life without him.
Everyone of us feels lost and empty without him
We will never get over him.nor will I ever let him go
I miss him so much.hes Just so very precious to me.we are nothing without him.You are all Jealous
Fools because Michael was a total hottie.get over you big ego you will never be him.Leave him alone
Let the man rest in peace.if you cant say anything nice dont say anything.he was a person.the man had feelings.and he changed the world forever
Michael where ever we want him to be.
The man the music will last forever.and Michael
For all time.I Just Miss our angel so much
I will never forget my beautiful sweet Michael
Sweetly sleep my precious one untill we meet and see you again. Rest in perfect peace sweet Michael
You are forever in my heart on my mind and in my thoughts.I love Michael Jackson forever.stay close Michael. You are the only one I care about.we need you forever MJ.you are everything to me angel
Perry

Waldorf, MD

#15 Mar 1, 2014
Topix hater/troll azz slayer!:)

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#16 Mar 1, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
<quoted text>
*laughs*
The only difference is his corpse is rotting and decayed, with the exception of all that plastic. Then again, I could see Donna dancing with him, in spite of the stench.
LOL! I agree. I don't think she would mind the stench of the rotting corpse at all. She would probably give him a big fat smooch.
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#17 Mar 23, 2014
Skelator in the Masters of the Universe. Donning a cape would not be a stretch, and wearing feminine pseudo military outfits was his forte. He would need a voice modulator to lower that squeaky voice.

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