My name is Trevor (that's a lie).<quoted text> I really hope that you get to have the experience of bein stalked. You are a mf...
I'm a thirtysomething 6'5" former male model who now works British Gas (that's a lie).
I live in a 400-year-old 8 bedroom house in an exclusive part of Somerset (that's a lie).
I'm good friends with Nicolas Cage and his wife, and regularly meet up with them when they spend the winter down in the West of England (the bullshite is really flowing now).
I'm originally from London and actually own a very expensive apartment in the brand-new Shard skyscraper that I never use (more BS).
After browsing a stock photo website and using the search term 'good-looking guy' I decided this is what I look like - http://tinyurl.com/mrpzb2j (even more BS).
Jeez, I hope I haven't compromised my identity, and left myself vulnerable to psychopathic stalkers.