What is the WWWC?
Probably the funniest and most interesting f'loon delusion ever created.
Much like the US constitution, the WWWC (World Wide Wacko Conspiracy) is a living document, ever changing for the benefit of f'loon delusion. Beginning
decades ago, Wacko began explaining away his failures and publicity slip
ups by seeding his fans with the idea that there was a conspiracy of folks
out to ruin him. F'loons, ever desperate to continue their undying love for
Wacko, swallow whole whatever they are told by their pedo god and his
publicity people. With each new molestation charge, civil lawsuit, negative
media story and embarrassing photo related to Wacko that emerges, the
f'loons, often prompted by Wacko himself, blame the conspiracy and add
another name to the list of people out to get their beloved. Currently the
list includes an Appian way of former associates, employees, friends, the
world media, record companies, lawyers, creditors, district attorneys,
international moghuls and anyone else who has had a beef with the thing of
pop over the last thirty years. In reality the list is made up primarily of
parties that have befriended or been hired by Wacko who he has ultimately
betrayed financially or publicly. Haters take particular pleasure in
laughing over predicting the next name added to the list.
ed: shamelessly lifted - google for it.