The World Wide Wacko Conspiracy

The World Wide Wacko Conspiracy

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“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#1 Jul 8, 2014
*chuckling*

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What is the WWWC?

Probably the funniest and most interesting f'loon delusion ever created.
Much like the US constitution, the WWWC (World Wide Wacko Conspiracy) is a living document, ever changing for the benefit of f'loon delusion. Beginning
decades ago, Wacko began explaining away his failures and publicity slip
ups by seeding his fans with the idea that there was a conspiracy of folks
out to ruin him. F'loons, ever desperate to continue their undying love for
Wacko, swallow whole whatever they are told by their pedo god and his
publicity people. With each new molestation charge, civil lawsuit, negative
media story and embarrassing photo related to Wacko that emerges, the
f'loons, often prompted by Wacko himself, blame the conspiracy and add
another name to the list of people out to get their beloved. Currently the
list includes an Appian way of former associates, employees, friends, the
world media, record companies, lawyers, creditors, district attorneys,
international moghuls and anyone else who has had a beef with the thing of
pop over the last thirty years. In reality the list is made up primarily of
parties that have befriended or been hired by Wacko who he has ultimately
betrayed financially or publicly. Haters take particular pleasure in
laughing over predicting the next name added to the list.

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ed: shamelessly lifted - google for it.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#2 Jul 9, 2014
When Aphrodite admitted she questioned Michael's behavior with Jordan, I would have thought f'loons might wake up. Of course, in the end, all they did was add Aphrodite's name to the List of People to H.A.T.E.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#3 Jul 9, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
When Aphrodite admitted she questioned Michael's behavior with Jordan, I would have thought f'loons might wake up. Of course, in the end, all they did was add Aphrodite's name to the List of People to H.A.T.E.
Ah, but they loved her so much because she kept giving them floontales to buy and buy and buy, over and over ...

Just Like Wacko Did.... but don't tell them that.(they wouldn't listen anyway)

*laughter*

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#4 Jul 9, 2014
Still wondering when MaCaulay's name will be added to the 'lits-o-haet'

Perhaps this Fall?

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#5 Jul 9, 2014
I'm wondering the same thing, unless poor Macaulay overdoses, first. Poor thing. His time with Pedo Pan was worse than his dealings with his family.
FYI

Ennis, TX

#6 Jul 10, 2014
Macaulay is too ashamed to come forward and say what Michael did to him, although he was just a little kid and it wasn't his fault that MJ loved his lips.
Octopus

Schenectady, NY

#7 Jul 10, 2014
Macauley Culkin was definitely brutally molested by Michael Jackson beyond the walls of his disgusting Neverland love palace of sin. His drug abuse issues started because the clown gave Macauley many different drugs when he was "Home Alone With Michael Jackson" Unfortunately, Mac got too old and was promptly dumped by the clown like his hairy chimpanzee, Bubbles for his then string of brand new young boy lovers including his last known high profile boyfriend, Gavin Arvizo.

Wacko knew his pedophile days were over after the trial in 2005 so he flew to the mid eastern island of Bahrain for one last fling and four years later, the drug addicted Michael Jackson killed himself with various meds and propofol behind Dr Conrad Murray's back.

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