How to dance like Michelle Obama

How to dance like Michelle Obama

There are 60 comments on the Guardian Unlimited story from May 4, 2011, titled How to dance like Michelle Obama. In it, Guardian Unlimited reports that:

Barack Obama shook the world with the seismic news that his near-namesake was, almost literally, sleeping with the fishes.

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Sunshine

Waldorf, MD

#1 May 4, 2011
"Barack Obama shook the world with the seismic news that his near-namesake was, almost literally, sleeping with the fishes. But the next day, it was his wife Michelle doing the shaking. Shaking that ass, to be precise." Yeah, I wonder what registered on the Richter Scale while she was dancing around.
Alabama

El Paso, TX

#2 May 4, 2011
What a beautiful and classy lady.
Alabama

El Paso, TX

#3 May 4, 2011
Sunshine wrote:
"Barack Obama shook the world with the seismic news that his near-namesake was, almost literally, sleeping with the fishes. But the next day, it was his wife Michelle doing the shaking. Shaking that ass, to be precise." Yeah, I wonder what registered on the Richter Scale while she was dancing around.
At least she has an ass to shake, look at the past flat dead ass first ladies
twilightbj

Ava, MO

#4 May 5, 2011
The Obama's are the first real people to live in the whitehouse since the Clintons... Gopers are jealous of any Democrat who seems to be having fun!
Michelle...You go girl ! We need more down to earth people like you and your hubby !
Toni

Lenexa, KS

#5 May 5, 2011
Alabama wrote:
What a beautiful and classy lady.
You have not seen the skin tight pants showing the out-line of her thong, slick-backed hair, no make-up disembarks from helicopter have you? Disgusting. She could have been walkig out the door of Big Lots. Classy....NOT!!
Toni

Lenexa, KS

#6 May 5, 2011
Alabama wrote:
<quoted text>At least she has an ass to shake, look at the past flat dead ass first ladies
Shaped light a light bulb. skinny on top, thick and bellowing therafter.
disgusted

Bradenton, FL

#7 May 6, 2011
This 'classy' lady has a husband that scolded american's while he was running for office that they had to learn they could not eat what they wanted, drive their suv's, or keep their homes at 72 degrees. All this while the f's are robbing the henhouse and traveling like no other. Hypocritical liars.

Who could possibly be so stupid they do not see how they are being manipulated by this couple? That dirty dance shit? THEY know how many american's, and WHO those american's are they are manipulating for votes. THEY are a f'n insult to my intelligence. I am angered that this bs is being run on myself and MY people. Like minded people like ME that recognized these imposters from the get go.
Toni wrote:
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You have not seen the skin tight pants showing the out-line of her thong, slick-backed hair, no make-up disembarks from helicopter have you? Disgusting. She could have been walkig out the door of Big Lots. Classy....NOT!!
disgusted

Bradenton, FL

#8 May 7, 2011
Maybe if that hog did as much exercise as she would lead us to believe, through her 'internationally dancing' weekly shows, she would not have to hire over two dozen personal servants (hey, serfs, you should love THAT shit) and she would shed that gross thigh cellulite.

Her 'dancing' does not exceed what is photographed or taped. Again. She sells certain idiots.
disgusted

Bradenton, FL

#9 May 7, 2011
Good going. You garnered God's wrath. See tornadoes. LOL, just joking like you are.
Alabama wrote:
What a beautiful and classy lady.
disgusted

Bradenton, FL

#10 May 7, 2011
There you are again. LOL Is michell your ego? Is this the first thing you've had to identify with? What is past flat? YOU would love a 'past flat' I'll bet. Approve or disapprove of the recent first ladies, that joke we have now is a disgrace to the title. She degrades the title. Our first ladies are subtle and refined. The opposite of the current. She's shaking things up, all right. LOL, and btw. She can't dance. She looks like a self concious fool that has NO poise.
Alabama wrote:
<quoted text>At least she has an ass to shake, look at the past flat dead ass first ladies
disgusted

Bradenton, FL

#11 May 7, 2011
I just remembered. This is why the 'royal' obams weren't invited to the royal wedding. You can dress them up, but you can't take them out.

The royal family didn't want to suffer the pain of the obams further humiliating themselves. Go Royal family (the only reason you are deserving, but 'nother story).
alan

Livonia, LA

#12 Jun 2, 2011
Alabama wrote:
What a beautiful and classy lady.
first youre a douche bag for using the name alabama?second is youre a dimwit racist that thinks blogging makes you a super negro!well im convinced that thats what you are?try as hard as you can but you will never be an african american!you will always be a runty little negro trying to impress people without the smarts to do so!
LOL

Bradenton, FL

#13 Jun 2, 2011
How to dance like michelle obama.......

well, first you'll need an organ grider and a organ....
Vandalia Guy

Conneautville, PA

#14 Jun 2, 2011
LOL wrote:
How to dance like michelle obama.......
well, first you'll need an organ grider and a organ....
Hee Hee Haa Haa, Hay mister does your monkey bite.
fedupwiththemess

Ashburn, VA

#15 Jun 3, 2011
twilightbj wrote:
The Obama's are the first real people to live in the whitehouse since the Clintons... Gopers are jealous of any Democrat who seems to be having fun!
Michelle...You go girl ! We need more down to earth people like you and your hubby !
You are correct! I love the Obamas!!!!
LOL

Bradenton, FL

#16 Jun 3, 2011
fedupwiththemess wrote:
<quoted text>You are correct! I love the Obamas!!!!
If you love the obama's.........

check out Snooki....

you'll really love her......although she may not be your color.....
fedupwiththemess

Ashburn, VA

#17 Jun 3, 2011
LOL wrote:
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If you love the obama's.........
check out Snooki....
you'll really love her......although she may not be your color.....
Who in the hell is snookie? Is that your momma??
LOL

Bradenton, FL

#18 Jun 3, 2011
fedupwiththemess wrote:
<quoted text>Who in the hell is snookie? Is that your momma??
are you looking forward to the 4rd. grade.....

assuming you get out of the 3rd. grade....
Toni

Lenexa, KS

#19 Jun 3, 2011
Michelle swishes as she walks....end of story.
fedupwiththemess

Ashburn, VA

#20 Jun 6, 2011
Toni wrote:
Michelle swishes as she walks....end of story.
Yes your MOTHER does swish...dang she a fat ass.

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