Lil wayne's best one liners and/or v...

Hollywood, FL

#70 Sep 3, 2008
i sweat money
&& tha bank is my shower

Hollywood, FL

#71 Sep 3, 2008
ima.bastard ;
& kle.backwards ;**as.backwards es.up

Amman, Jordan

#72 Sep 4, 2008
Im the god i should ride with the pope,
but the boy so hood i just ride with my hoe

Amman, Jordan

#73 Sep 4, 2008
The only time i will depend is when im 70 yrs old,
thats when i cant hold my shit within,
so i shit on myself,
cuz im so sick n tired of shittin on everybody else

thats a good one cuz depends is like a brand of dipers for old ppl with bladder problems.
brandon_FLORIDA8 63

Crystal Springs, FL

#74 Sep 9, 2008
"WEEZY AMBITIONS" lil wayne and dj drama /Gangsta Grillz" ( the sickest and most well written flow in rap history)
money money money get a dollar & a d***
weezy baby that crack mothaf**ka get a fix
got money out the a** no homo but im rich
bout to go get surgery & put some diamonds in my wrist
yes, a mothaf**kin trip
im a trip to japan & buy some brand new s***
9 hundred to a grand get ya 28 grams
if u talkin bout bricks im the interstate man
& the women say damn, the n****z dont say a damn thang
boy i bet that shotty make ya bounce like a bed spring

Fairfax, VA

#75 Sep 10, 2008
Shawty say she wanna lick the wrapper
And she gonna lick the rapper
And I just wanna act like a porno flicking actor
I Anita Bake-her (Baker) her now she caught up in the rapture
I got so much chips
I swear they call me Hewlett Packard
I got so much chips
You can have a bag if you're a snacker
Greedy motha fudge cake
Now tell me how that fudge taste
I do it for Bloods sake
Su-wu thinks its VooDoo
How the roof do di di dissipate
Your girl want to participate
She so so so-phisticate
Cuz her brain is off tha chain
And then my diamonds are in a choir
Because they sang from off my chain
And my Nina just joined the gang because
All she do is bang
Like Ricky Martin
Wayne and Kanye pick your poison
If that woman wanna cut
Then tell her I am Mr. Ointment
Tell her make an appointment with Mr.
I can't make an appointment
Take my lollipop and enjoy it

Fairfax, VA

#76 Sep 10, 2008
{{!!the best verse ever!!!}}
Im in yo
Neighborhood, area, cd thang, tape deck
IPod, ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that "I think I'm late" text
So wrap it up
but but he so sweet,
she wanna lick the rapper

Blairstown, NJ

#78 Sep 11, 2008
I am a vegetarian and I only eat beats
Wear alot of carrots and I smoke the best greens
No beef in my grocery bag just some swishers
And a whole bunch of cans of whoop ass
I'm strapped like a bookbag
So anyone of ya'll can come and get a foot tag

Timmins, Canada

#80 Oct 5, 2008
'I`m the man of this bitcch', they say money talks well, I`m the ventriloquist.'

Toronto, Canada

#81 Oct 6, 2008
Weezy wrote:
'I`m the man of this bitcch', they say money talks well, I`m the ventriloquist.'
that was a ruuuude line when he said i was wilin

Honesdale, PA

#82 Oct 9, 2008
My girl, she like a crack addict
When she saw me cookin eggs she thought i was back at it

Boca Raton, FL

#83 Oct 11, 2008
IT's "TWO at the same time" buddy

Derby, KS

#84 Oct 11, 2008
lookin in the mirror and i see a dollar sign, had a cat scan and i had money on my mind
Benny Boom

Fond Du Lac, WI

#86 Oct 16, 2008
The Only Time I'll wear Depends Is When
I'm Seventy Years Old That's When I Can't Hold My Shit Within, So I Shit On MySelf
Cause I'm So Sick And Tired Of Shittin On Everybody Else

Saint Paul, MN

#87 Oct 16, 2008
straight up out the water with my Mark Jacob goggles,
sean phelps

Las Vegas, NV

#88 Oct 16, 2008
all i need is one mic.....
lil wayne will never be a true artist

United States

#90 Nov 2, 2008
Get on my level you cant get on my level you gon need a space shuttle or a ladder thats forever
oh ya

United States

#91 Nov 2, 2008
bitch im the bomb like tick tick :)

Granby, CT

#92 Nov 2, 2008
safe sex is great sex
better wear a latex
cuz you don't want that late text
that, i think i'm late, text

Granby, CT

#93 Nov 2, 2008
One Life To Live Neva Ask For A Mulligan

Fly Like A Eagle But Noo I'm Not Donovan, Boy You Betta Go Eat Some Soup Wit Ya Momma And Them

Wake A N**** Ass Up Like He Got Somewhere To Be

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