Embarrassing Moments

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#62 Nov 18, 2011
While out bowling with friends, one of whom I was crushing on..I went to send my bowling ball down the lane and did a face plant right on the slippery part soo I slid abit...that was fun, NOT! lol..

“Dum Di Dum”

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#63 Nov 18, 2011
Outch...Did you meet him again?
ARTEMISMOON

San Jose, CA

#64 Nov 18, 2011
I like this thread and I like you ladies so I am going to share two mortifying moments in my life with you -

1) The very first time I went on a date with this guy, I left a trail of toilet paper hanging out the back of my pants. We were at the beach and there weren't anymore toilet seat covers so I used the toilet papers as cover and took some with me. He was a gentleman and just stepped on it and took me to watch the sun set.

2) The second guy I dated never called me back and I could absolutely understand how strange I must've seem to him. We had dinner and we caught a movie afterwards. Well, dinner didn't sit well with me and my stomach was doing weird things all through out the movie. I kept excusing myself to use the restroom like 20 times. Each time I went to the bathroom nothing happened, but as soon as I was sitting down, it started again.

Here some other people's embarrassing moments that I have personally witnessed.

Early in the morning I had a couple walk into my store to do some shopping. Well, I noticed they hastily left one of the aisles. I didn't suspect them of shop lifting because I had the BEST customers, but I went over to inspect and what I found was a pair of woman's panties on the floor. Needless to say she didn't come over to claim them and they never returned to my store.

Same thing happened to my mom except, they peeked out from under her jeans while we were at the grocery. I was like, Mom your underwear is hanging out.

So ladies do be careful when you do your laundry.

Since: Apr 09

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#65 Nov 18, 2011
LOLOLOLOL....

My most embarrassing moment was in grade three when I wore a skirt over my pants to school in the AM. In the afternoon at lunchtime, I decided I would not wear my "skirt" back to school and just wore my pants. When I got to school and was in the cupboard removing my coat, snow pants, etc., I pulled my "pants" down and was standing in my underwear when "David Bird" said, "********" what are you doing?!?!?!? And I said, "What?!?!?" and I looked down and all I saw was my underwear.

Humiliating doesn't come close to how I felt b/c back in those days, the teachers *loved* being part of a good joke. So I lived [it] twice: the first time and then again during "retell".:0(

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#66 Nov 19, 2011
JustRightNow wrote:
Outch...Did you meet him again?
We became good freinds, nothing else. Then..he married my sister..haha! Story of my life..always the friend and now I'm pretty down with that, friends are good to have!
Artemismoon

San Jose, CA

#67 Nov 19, 2011
Andromeda-1 wrote:
LOLOLOLOL....
My most embarrassing moment was in grade three when I wore a skirt over my pants to school in the AM. In the afternoon at lunchtime, I decided I would not wear my "skirt" back to school and just wore my pants. When I got to school and was in the cupboard removing my coat, snow pants, etc., I pulled my "pants" down and was standing in my underwear when "David Bird" said, "********" what are you doing?!?!?!? And I said, "What?!?!?" and I looked down and all I saw was my underwear.
Humiliating doesn't come close to how I felt b/c back in those days, the teachers *loved* being part of a good joke. So I lived [it] twice: the first time and then again during "retell".:0(
It's good we can all look back at those moments and laugh about them. At the time we all thought we would die or rather we would die from the embarrassment.

Cute!
Artemismoon

San Jose, CA

#68 Nov 19, 2011
Queen OneEightyTwo wrote:
While out bowling with friends, one of whom I was crushing on..I went to send my bowling ball down the lane and did a face plant right on the slippery part soo I slid abit...that was fun, NOT! lol..
Omg Queen! Is it safe to say your pride hurted more than your other body parts?

“Close to my Hairline”

Since: Aug 10

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#69 Nov 20, 2011
Wildetaz wrote:
What's one of your embarrassing moments that was never (thank God) caught on tape?
Stepping in dog poo. Thank God there was some fresh grass nearby to rub my boot into it and loosen up that crap. Shhhhhh it.

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#70 Nov 20, 2011
Artemismoon wrote:
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Omg Queen! Is it safe to say your pride hurted more than your other body parts?
Well imagine a 250 pound heffer doing a face plant..I was just grateful I didn't knock the system offline and cause bowling balls to come a crashing down...lol!

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#71 Nov 20, 2011
BeanieHat wrote:
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Stepping in dog poo. Thank God there was some fresh grass nearby to rub my boot into it and loosen up that crap. Shhhhhh it.
Oh that reminds me..while at the beach with family and a different guy I had a crush on..no, he didn't marry anyone in my family..anyway...a bird pooped on my head. Happened once several years before that when I was in middle school.

Nowadays, when I go to the beach to feed the birds and I look up..I am sure to keep my mouth closed. ;]

“Dum Di Dum”

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#72 Nov 20, 2011
Queen OneEightyTwo wrote:
<quoted text> friends are good to have!
Agree!

“Dum Di Dum”

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#73 Nov 20, 2011
Queen OneEightyTwo wrote:
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Oh that reminds me..while at the beach with family and a different guy I had a crush on..no, he didn't marry anyone in my family..anyway...a bird pooped on my head. Happened once several years before that when I was in middle school.
Nowadays, when I go to the beach to feed the birds and I look up..I am sure to keep my mouth closed. ;]
In other parts of the world, people would say, that it would bring you luck :)

“Dum Di Dum”

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#74 Nov 21, 2011
BeanieHat wrote:
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Stepping in dog poo. Thank God there was some fresh grass nearby to rub my boot into it and loosen up that crap. Shhhhhh it.
It did happen to me yesterday. Happy that nobody did smell it afterwards...
ardith

United States

#75 Nov 21, 2011
I'm guessing Loli is a bullshitter.

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#76 Nov 21, 2011
Who's Loli?

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#77 Nov 22, 2011
JustRightNow wrote:
<quoted text>Agree!
Cheers to that!:]

“"Daddy's coming"”

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#78 Nov 22, 2011
JustRightNow wrote:
<quoted text>In other parts of the world, people would say, that it would bring you luck :)
Cool! Sounds like a wonderful plan!:]
chimdiebere obunma

Abuja, Nigeria

#79 Dec 31, 2011
well i'll like to say sometin about dis one day i caught one of my friend samuel or {okoyerring} for short seeing him peeing up and down around school was the most embarassing thing ever he is a girl friend lover {CHINWE} Thank you.

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#80 Nov 13, 2012
I realize this thread is really old, but I was having a rough day and this really helped!! Thank you to everyone that shared a story. I'll share (one) mine -

When I was pregnant I gained 90lbs (oh yeah, no fear, I was going at least double or nothing on the "suggested weight gain"). Keeping that in mind, no other living soul had seen my naked bloated body under the harsh light of day in quite some time. Fast forward to delivery day and the baby's blood pressure is dropping. Before I know what is happening, I am on my knees gripping the back of the bed (think of a slightly standing doggie style), hospital gown open in the back has slipped off and is barely hanging on my shoulders. Swollen belly hanging down, enormous a$s sticking out...the baby has stabilized (phew!) but I what do I see when I look over my shoulder?? About 30 - 40 hospital staff standing at the foot of bed, gazing in stunned horror.....I will never forget it. My son was born a healthy 8lbs 12oz and was worth every mortifying second.:) Looking back now it just makes me laugh. That should part of any New Baby Parenting class; check your vanity and modesty at the door, you won't be needing that anymore.
Blissfully unaware

United States

#81 Nov 13, 2012
I never noticed this thread Ophelia...thanks for the heads up..your story wasn't bad.. people that work in Hospitals see all kinds of funny stuff!!

I have several stories...most recent...oh a few years ago I worked in a office of all men. The only other woman was the receptionist. I wore a new silk blouse one day...went to work and we had a long office meeting. Afterwards I went to the restroom and noticed the middle button came off!! My boobs and bra were exposed!! I wanted to die!!
You know how guys are...they talk to ya and glance at your chest...I didn't even think about it.. Ugh!!

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