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Since: Dec 11

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#1 Dec 27, 2011
...let us find out if a couple of the gals are correct in that some of your people read this site...I am sitting in a hotel room bored out of my mind, drinking wine out of a coffee mug. It is too flipping cold to go out on the balcony to smoke *and they put me in a no smoking room*(wtf???); I don't care for most television, I finished the only book I brought with me and I don't feel like playing nice with strangers down in the hotel bar. As much as I try to live in the moment, I really want this week of bouncing from city to city to be over. So, would you please do me and countless other fans a favor? Go out and do something, making sure that the paps take a pic or two. Your efforts would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in keeping your fanbase entertained.

NOTE: This is meant as a joke; the wine has made me uncharacteristically warm and fuzzy and I am in a playful mood, so don't take this seriously and mess with my Zen state...I personally do not believe that KR or his people read this board... But just in case, Mr. Reeves I love your work! ;)
ardith

United States

#2 Dec 27, 2011
I think he might be on some tropical island (no paps) with his boyfriend but I'm a romantic at heart.

“Keanu Rocks”

Since: Sep 08

Southampton

#3 Dec 28, 2011
or several girlfriends trolling ugossup wjile drinking dacaries (sp)

Since: Nov 11

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#4 Dec 28, 2011
ardith wrote:
I think he might be on some tropical island (no paps) with his boyfriend but I'm a romantic at heart.
I said that it's possible his people read these boards (not just Topix but all the major internet sites) to keep an eye on the trending gossip.

I don't believe this. I know it. Don't ask how.

Regarding this 'beachbum' guy (and I do think it's a guy....I had the weirdest feeling that he actually is a part of Keanu's team. Just like I had a weird feeling that 'fool' is a liar and an entrapper of some sort.

'Beachbum' really writes well - very literate, very cultivated.

Which is 'beachbum's' favorite Shakespeare play, I wonder? One of those plays with a lot of mistaken identities, gender-bending, etc.??

Hope your having a good time with your SO, beach bum. Things are nice here in the volcanic islands, even if internet access is sketchy.

Since: Nov 11

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#5 Dec 28, 2011
beachbum22 wrote:
...let us find out if a couple of the gals are correct in that some of your people read this site...I am sitting in a hotel room bored out of my mind, drinking wine out of a coffee mug. It is too flipping cold to go out on the balcony to smoke *and they put me in a no smoking room*(wtf???); I don't care for most television, I finished the only book I brought with me and I don't feel like playing nice with strangers down in the hotel bar. As much as I try to live in the moment, I really want this week of bouncing from city to city to be over. So, would you please do me and countless other fans a favor? Go out and do something, making sure that the paps take a pic or two. Your efforts would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in keeping your fanbase entertained.
NOTE: This is meant as a joke; the wine has made me uncharacteristically warm and fuzzy and I am in a playful mood, so don't take this seriously and mess with my Zen state...I personally do not believe that KR or his people read this board... But just in case, Mr. Reeves I love your work! ;)
Fool me once....Cindy?

http://www.club-keanu.com/news/modules/profil...

I guess I should have done my due diligence before posting -

“Keanu Rocks”

Since: Sep 08

Southampton

#6 Dec 28, 2011
it was just a bit of fun, jeeze not eerything is a conspiricy!!!
ardith

United States

#7 Dec 28, 2011
I never go to club keanu, there is never any truth there...what would be the point? Perhaps I can't judge, since I don't go there?

The thing is, chicks is a right winger and I find that right wingers are never able to distinquish the truth from a lie. They look at everything with a very narrow vision...it helps them avoid pertinent facts.

Since: Nov 11

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#8 Dec 28, 2011
ardith wrote:
I never go to club keanu, there is never any truth there...what would be the point? Perhaps I can't judge, since I don't go there?
The thing is, chicks is a right winger and I find that right wingers are never able to distinquish the truth from a lie. They look at everything with a very narrow vision...it helps them avoid pertinent facts.
I don't go to CK either, I googled 'beach bum' and keanu and found that URL. I think the two are the same. I originally thought that Beach Bum was someone from Keanu's harem.

It's not a completely farfetched idea. I worked in PR and we were quite aware of our clients reputations on the 'net.
ardith

United States

#9 Dec 28, 2011
There was once the rumor that Keanu was very into surfer dudes and if you notice at one point in his life, he copied their speech patterns very well. He wasn't born in Southern California but he had many fooled.

“"Daddy's coming"”

Since: Jun 11

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#10 Dec 28, 2011
ardith wrote:
There was once the rumor that Keanu was very into surfer dudes and if you notice at one point in his life, he copied their speech patterns very well. He wasn't born in Southern California but he had many fooled.
Ahhh you correct about something! Australia and he spent time with his family in Hawaii. With his ability to stay invisible..he very well may have already known how to surf before "Point Break". The Man demonstrated leadership qualities prior to entering into the hollywierd scene. And he demonstrated his stunt capabilites hanging from trees with a chain saw in his hand. And I honestly doubt he tried to fool anyone. He knows the double edge sword and would rather let you come to your own conclusions because it is evident..you are evidence that people will draw their own, allbeit based on fact or fiction! Wishing all a great day! I'm going to spread my wings and fly..see ya on the flipside!

“"Daddy's coming"”

Since: Jun 11

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#11 Dec 28, 2011
beachbum22 wrote:
...let us find out if a couple of the gals are correct in that some of your people read this site...I am sitting in a hotel room bored out of my mind, drinking wine out of a coffee mug. It is too flipping cold to go out on the balcony to smoke *and they put me in a no smoking room*(wtf???); I don't care for most television, I finished the only book I brought with me and I don't feel like playing nice with strangers down in the hotel bar. As much as I try to live in the moment, I really want this week of bouncing from city to city to be over. So, would you please do me and countless other fans a favor? Go out and do something, making sure that the paps take a pic or two. Your efforts would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in keeping your fanbase entertained.
NOTE: This is meant as a joke; the wine has made me uncharacteristically warm and fuzzy and I am in a playful mood, so don't take this seriously and mess with my Zen state...I personally do not believe that KR or his people read this board... But just in case, Mr. Reeves I love your work! ;)
And I enjoy yours Beachbum22! As for smoking in the hotel..burn incense or go into the bath room with the fan on! ;] Just becareful in there..alot crap goes wrong in the bathroom!

Since: Dec 11

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#13 Dec 28, 2011
JayneS wrote:
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Fool me once....Cindy?
http://www.club-keanu.com/news/modules/profil...
I guess I should have done my due diligence before posting -
You are correct, JayneS; I signed up on Topix last night and Cindy was taken, so I chose beachbum22. I was not trying to be sneaky, just too buzzed to clarify.

Btw, I am female, I promise, and I only wish I were one of Mr. Reeves "people" :)

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Dec 28, 2011
Queen OneEightyTwo wrote:
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And I enjoy yours Beachbum22! As for smoking in the hotel..burn incense or go into the bath room with the fan on! ;] Just becareful in there..alot crap goes wrong in the bathroom!
I ended up standing on the side of the tub so I could hold my cig close to the exhaust fan and blow the smoke in that direction. Thank God I did not slip or tear the shower rod down, lol. Needless to say that when I reached my next destination this afternoon I made sure that I was in a smoking room tonight! Now I am off to the hotel bar in search of a couple of Old Fashioneds or maybe some Port if they have it. Wonder if they will give them to me in takeout cups...=)
MoJo

United States

#15 Dec 28, 2011
A lot of crap goes wrong in the bathroom...hahahaha!
MoJo

United States

#16 Dec 28, 2011
Ardith, are you and Jayne the same person? Respond, please. Your writing style is so similar.

“Keanu Rocks”

Since: Sep 08

Southampton

#17 Dec 29, 2011
ooooooohhhhhh now thats a conspiricy!!

“"Daddy's coming"”

Since: Jun 11

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#19 Dec 29, 2011
beachbum22 wrote:
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I ended up standing on the side of the tub so I could hold my cig close to the exhaust fan and blow the smoke in that direction. Thank God I did not slip or tear the shower rod down, lol. Needless to say that when I reached my next destination this afternoon I made sure that I was in a smoking room tonight! Now I am off to the hotel bar in search of a couple of Old Fashioneds or maybe some Port if they have it. Wonder if they will give them to me in takeout cups...=)
Did I SAY stand on anything? Whew..glad you made it outta there alive! Wow, they still have smoking rooms? Glad you found one..no more dare deviling in the bathroom. hahaha.
ardith

United States

#20 Dec 29, 2011
In South Carolina I think you might be able to smoke anywhere...is that possible?

Since: Dec 11

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#21 Dec 29, 2011
Actually, there are many states that require a certain amount of hotel rooms to be designated as non-smoking. I happened to be in MD when I was given the non-smoking room.

Surprisingly, there are several hotels in the US and Europe that are 100% non-smoking.

Ardith, even in podunk there are 100% non-smoking hotels; the first that comes to mind is in Columbia, SC. The city of Greenville has a smoking ban that includes patios and balconies. You have to remember that we are in the Bible Belt and its socially conservative influence is still going strong.

Queen OneEightyTwo, one must do what one must do; the hotel could have charged me with an additional "cleaning fee" if there was evidence of smoking in the room!

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Since: Sep 08

Southampton

#23 Dec 29, 2011
ha ha ha now who's a sneaky girl!!!

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