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#22 May 6, 2012
yelenav wrote:
Actually, it was not about size, but about taste...
But now I should better keep my mouth closed...
Here is a song for You Yel :
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“Keanu Rocks”

Since: Sep 08

Southampton

#23 May 29, 2012
ha ha ha ha ha ha you lot are very funny, nearly choked when I saw those piccys!! made my day now :)
yelenav

Willebroek, Belgium

#24 May 29, 2012
bungeegee wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha ha you lot are very funny, nearly choked when I saw those piccys!! made my day now :)
Speaking about choked - I knew their genre is heavy metall. I read message first via my phone, but ther couldn't watch youtube.I come home, start my PC and went to the link. With my mother behind my one shoulder and my daughter - behind the other...
bibi

Presov, Slovakia

#27 Aug 17, 2013
Syndicate Of Sounds wrote:
Firstly its not Keanu on the pic...he has a huge scar at his tummy. Besides its not the size that matters its about using it the right way...
The pics was taken before his accident,so that therefore there is not scar on his tummy
ardith

United States

#28 Aug 17, 2013
As I posted yesterday something from a guy who said he had first hand knowledge and that Keanu was of average size and girth. I believed him.

His post was in response to a thread about a blind item that was entitled, Small Peepee Man.

Someone thought maybe Keanu was Small Peepee man...this guy said no.
bibi

Presov, Slovakia

#29 Aug 18, 2013
yum,These lucky women ,which Keanu has been got into bed
bibi

Presov, Slovakia

#30 Aug 18, 2013
ardth ,he had first hand knowledge cuse he saw that pic,and not because he slept with Keanu,You and that gay thing,is absolutely sick thing,and nothing more then nonsenses,rumors,Get over that finally,
ardith

United States

#31 Aug 19, 2013
bibi idiot, Keanu a 48 year old, handsome, rich man who absolutely never has a girlfriend.

You probably don't realize this but straight men actually like girls, love girls, like to have girfriends! Keanu does not. Why not? The most simple common reason in the world, like millions of other people, Keanu is a gay man. Period. He's not a freak, he's not unusual, he's like at least 10% of the population, he's gay. God! Where do you live? Under a rock?
Dancer

Herne, Germany

#32 Aug 19, 2013
The first pic is definitively not Keanu. One can clearly see that the head is photoshoped to the body, just look at the blurry hair. The other two takes are Gorman shots who everybody knows already and there is no peepee to be seen.
bibi

Presov, Slovakia

#33 Aug 20, 2013
ardith you know everything,isnt you,my all friends,who get to know keanu are stupid,just you are the most inteligent person,ha,ha He never had girlfriends LOL, Good,Good,just take your pills,cuse you so much desire for him,but olala he is not gay,it just your cosmic wishes,oh poor you ,,,,Ha ha Keanu as gay LOL,I canrt take a breath, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha ,you just read nonsenses from tabloida,I know lot of people from Keanu cirle ,not so called friends but his friendswhich are my friends too,we talk lot of keanu ,nothing personaly,he is very private,but one think I know he is stright as narrow so taht you can bubble nonsenses,I have proofs,&ou have just your nonsenses
bungeegee

UK

#34 Aug 21, 2013
I nearly wet myself reading this!! ha ha ha soooo funny
Keri

Elk Grove, CA

#35 Apr 12, 2017
Just for fun wrote:
http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/C elebbutts/Kreevesmenu.html

Here you go - This is as good as it gets - knock yourself out :) "PLEASE NOTE" content is only suitable for 18 years and over.
Photoshoped. Not Keanus
's body. Keany has a vertical scar running up his stomach........
Lightning Girl

Dubuque, IA

#36 Apr 18, 2017
Just for fun wrote:
http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/C elebbutts/Kreevesmenu.html

Here you go - This is as good as it gets - knock yourself out :) "PLEASE NOTE" content is only suitable for 18 years and over.
That is Not Keanu Reeves; he has Muslim roots (born in Lebanon) and they Do Not believe in circumcision. Try another site.
Unbelievable

New York, NY

#37 Apr 20, 2017
That's Interesting! "Lightning Girl" ? Are you guys Trying to Frame Someone? Careful...
Lightning Girl

Dubuque, IA

#39 Apr 21, 2017
Unbelievable wrote:
That's Interesting! "Lightning Girl" ? Are you guys Trying to Frame Someone? Careful...
I'm not trying to "Frame" anyone. Don't tell me you think that is Keanu? You must be desperate.
Martina

Canada

#40 Monday May 1
ardith wrote:
Size does matter. Too big is nasty and too small is sad.
Agreed on the first point; a big swing and a miss on the latter.
I realize the internet is written in ink, not pencil and this'll be here till the asteroid (!), but IF Keanu is not well endowed, so what? I can't believe, but am still delighted at this thread- like all folks ruled by Mercury (like KCR is) I am of two minds.
Girls? Most of our vaginas are tight as grapes. Even post-childbirth, your vaginas are beautiful, malleable, nice smelling and happy. That said, I have an heretofore undiagnosed condition I affectionately refer to as 'Tiny Vagine-ey'. Hence, despite my considerable attraction to amazing black men (and blessed with a back end that drives them into joyous and loud praise of said area on the street) I am too scared to even try having intercourse with one. Race has nothing to do with it; if the stereotype.is true, he'd break me in half.
I couldn't care less about size, and certainly wouldn't act like a weird-ass and TALK about it publicly. Not criticizing y'all!! But if it really happened? It'd be my private miracle and I could never harm him.
Besides- if I ever IN MY WILDEST had Keanu Reeves alone for a day, it would involve long, slow, happy kisses- a lot of joking around about his fame and my delight, and a whole lot of oral. Then I would expect him to be 'outta there' and back on his bike, back to his family- back to his amazing work ethic. I wouldn't tell another human about it.
He's gorgeous, too easy to objectify. I just hope he's as kind a person as, for all evidence, he is. Too big hurts. There is no such thing as too small. Full admission- I get a lot of peace out of his being. Hopefully his silly, beautiful, friendly fans that post here do, too. Imagining him naked is kinda normal for people who've been touched by his nerdly, sexy energy.
And if he's pervy? GREAT. Unkind? Not so great. But they who are blameless, cast the first stone. I just hope deep down he's not one to mess with people electronically or by means of his unbelievable wealth. The best to you all 👍
Martina

Canada

#41 Monday May 1
Posted twice by accident- maybe the moderator can delete one of them.
Cheers
Unbelievable

New York, NY

#42 Friday May 5
No, I just thought that because of the name. And no, I don't think that's him because when he did those pics he had a big scar. And no, I'm not desperate...I'm celibate! ;-)!
Lightning Girl wrote:
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I'm not trying to "Frame" anyone. Don't tell me you think that is Keanu? You must be desperate.
Martina

Canada

#44 Friday May 12
Unbelievable wrote:
No, I just thought that because of the name. And no, I don't think that's him because when he did those pics he had a big scar. And no, I'm not desperate...I'm celibate! ;-)! <quoted text>
Oh, friends (kisses)...no one here is desperate, we are all good albeit mildly weird haha :D...I think it's kinda funny 'we' are waxing lyrical about a stranger's penis.
..mmmm...strange penis...(laughing)

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