'Grey's Anatomy' Star on Worst Nude Scenes List - McDreamy, Mar...

Mr. Skin may have applauded Marisa Tomei 's topless turn in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead," but the film also yielded one of the least appealing shows of skin thanks to the untoned buttocks of a costar.

[mikeywm3]

Jobeth Williams in "Teachers". Ugh. Should be on this list.

[Cliff]

Jessica Tandy isn't 85. She's dead.

[Rob Y]

Are you out of your mind? What about that naked guy running down the street in "Sideways"? THAT was disturbing! How does that not get on this list?

[hey]

what about harvey keitel in the bad liutenant. the worst.

[Kristin in Virginia]

And Harvey Keitel in "The Piano." I felt sorry for Holly Hunter's character....

[Mary -- Texas]

There was a scene in "Basic Instinct" of Michael Douglas walking to or from the bedroom, and it showed his butt from behind. He kind of looked like a gorilla! Not a flattering butt shot.

[JeanieC]

Check out Teri Hatcher's balcony scene in "Heaven's Prisoners."

[Francine Fishpaw]

I remember laughing at the Patrick Dempsey movie. He barely has a penis. It's like a button. LOL!

[Shawn]

Do you not know that Jessica Tandy died several years ago?

[KPJ]

Ahh, c'mon what's so terrible about older nudity? I'm sick of every character in a film looking out of character when they are naked! If the scene should be there, it should (old, saggy, floppy or whatever), but if it should ONLY be there because the body will look great, then its gratuitous.

[caps]

UHM ANYONE RECALL A LITTLE MOVIE..."BASIC INSTINCT"
HETEROSEXUAL MALES CAN'T GET MICHAEL DOUGLAS'S ASS PURGED FROM MEMORY BANKS....ick

[GMJ]

I agree with KPJ. Would the author who wrote the article go naked on the big screen? I suspect he would be to cowardly to do that.

[Art Snob]

I protest ... Hoffman's bad, but when you're talking "worst," he's definitely not in the same league with the old lady from THE SHINING or the landlady next to Cameron Diaz in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY who gave Matt Dillon an eyeful through his mis-aimed camera.

[Art Snob]

P.S. I'll bet that whoever wrote this article wouldn't DARE ever attempt to write a BEST-of followup!

[Elcy]

Francine Fishpaw wrote:

I remember laughing at the Patrick Dempsey movie. He barely has a penis. It's like a button. LOL!

Sounds like Francine has little or no experience with penises. I've yet to come across a "button" that hasn't blossomed into something quite magnificent under the right stimulating circumstances.....and I've seen the grandest of grand instinctively shrivel and hide when the setting is less than ideal.