i went to the chinese restaurant to b...
rocko

Evandale, Australia

#63 Aug 10, 2009
this is my way

i went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread the lady at the counter was standing on her head head head she asked me what my name was and this is what i said said said my name is elvis presley sittin in a bath tub drinking pepsi girls are sexy going to the movies saw big boobies on a saturday night night night or
my name is li,li chicklo chicklo ewew goe pop pop pop chinese checker cheese on toast put it in the oven and poke poke poke
Luboo

Bradford, UK

#64 Aug 11, 2009
I thought it was...

I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
He wrapped it up in a 5 pound note and this is what he said said said
My name is elvis presley, girls are sexy,
Sittin in the backseat drinkin pepsi
Havin a baby in the Navy...

then my memory fails me!
akira-rae

Melaka, Malaysia

#65 Aug 14, 2009
I went to your Chinese restaurant,
To buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,
You wrapped it up in a paper bag,
And this is what you said, said, said:
"My name is Elvis Presley,
Girls are sexy,
I'm sittin' in a taxi,
Watchin' girlies,
With big fat boobies."
So this is what you get!
*slaps the other person*
lola

United States

#66 Aug 14, 2009
i went to the chinese bakery to buy a loaf of bread bread bread he asked me what my name is and this is what i said said said my name is k-i nickle-i nikle-i ayo pompom wally wally wally whisky chinese pork chops pig out
billy joel bob

Guelph, Canada

#67 Aug 14, 2009
i went to a chinese resturant to by a loaf of bread bread bread they wrapped it up in bubble gum and this is what i said said said my name is chang chang charlie punch you in they body oops i'm sorry better be sorry i'm not sorry itsy bitsy lollipop itsy bitsy boo itsy bitsy lollipop a boy kissed you!(opening and closing legs while hopping) Open - kissed Closed - not kissed
Simon

Ibstock, UK

#68 Aug 19, 2009
Well you are all wrong. It goes
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said said said
My name is eli eli
chikali chikali
pom pom poodle
stick it up your noodle
wally wally whiskey
chinese......japanese......ind ians woo woo woo woo.....CHIEF!!!
Simmy, from London you almost had it
This kid

Vero Beach, FL

#69 Aug 23, 2009
no. Its:
O went to a chinese reaturaunt to buy a loaf of bread bread bread they wrapped it up in ten-foil and this is what i saidsaidsaid. My name is
E.Li E.li
chickani chickani
pom pom poodles,
willy wolly whiskers
my name is,
elvis presley
girls are sexy
in the backseat
drinking pepsi
My name is:
FREEZE!
(:
Jelly Bean

Ajax, Canada

#70 Aug 27, 2009
there's many versions...this is mine:

I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread,bread,bread.
They wrapped iit up in bubble gum and this is what they said,said,said.
My Name is Hi,Lo,Picka,lo
Picka,Lo,Hi,Lo
Hi,Lo,Picka,LO
Picka Lo YO!!
daniel boone

Morehead, KY

#71 Aug 28, 2009
i went to a chinese resttaurant to buy a big mac,and they went crazy,thought they was going to kill me.
bri

Perth, Australia

#72 Sep 8, 2009
that i thout it goes i went 2 a chinese restaurant to but a loaf of bread bread bread the lady at the conter was standing on her head head head she asked me wat my name was and this is wat i said my name is adalad adalad chikalad chikalad ooww ee gooo ee pop pop pop chinese chekers cheese on tosy put it in the ovin with a pock pock pock
jan

Colchester, CT

#73 Sep 19, 2009
i went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread, they asked me what my name was and this is what i said said said:
my name is
ien-i ien-i
nicken-i nicken-i
pom pom poodle
lexnic noodle
whoorly whoorly wishkers
my name is
ien-i ien-i
nicken-i nicken-i
pom pom poodle
lexnic noodle
whoorly whoorly wishkers
i lost my teeth roast beef
_PERSON_

Winnipeg, Canada

#74 Sep 27, 2009
my friends and i say iy like this...

I went to a chinese bakery to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. He asked me what my name was and this is what I said said said. My name is
Picka-licka kai I humble berry wala-wala whiskey chinese chop sticks chow chow kiss a brown cow !
Sonja

Hamilton, Canada

#75 Sep 28, 2009
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread.
He wrapped it up in a paper bag and this is what he said, said, said.
My name is...
K.I. Piccolo
Piccolo K.I.
Hum Bum Berry
Wally Wally Whiskey
Ciao
Pow!
Samm

Mesquite, TX

#76 Oct 7, 2009
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread.
He asked me what my name was and this is what I said, said, said.
My name is...
Eli Eli
Nickeli Nickeli
Pom Pom Beauty
Extra Cutey
My Name is...
Elvis Presley
Girls are sexy
Sitting in a hot tub
Drinking Coca Cola
My name is...
Eli Eli
Nickeli Nickeli
Pom Pom Beauty
Extra Cutey

Chinese, Japanese
And Freeze!
jasmine

Dallas, TX

#77 Oct 10, 2009
i went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread breadd bread the lady at the cowner asked me what my name name name is my name is......niky ni niky ni my name is cheese rose beef
kayla

Mooresville, IN

#78 Oct 17, 2009
NO it goes
i went to a Chinese restaurant to but a loaf of bread, bread,bread the waiter asked me what my name was and this is what i said, said, said my name e.i e.i nickelye nickelye pom pom poodle willy willy whiskers my name is FREEZE!
and i found this on a website of the offcial chant!
ash

North York, Canada

#79 Oct 25, 2009
my name is chicka chicka boom boom
i know karate
punch you in the stomach
oops im sorry!
chinese japanese
criss cross
apple sauce
do me a favour get lost!
hmmm

Fort Saskatchewan, Canada

#80 Oct 25, 2009
i went to the chinese bakery, to get a loaf of bread, bread, bread. He wrapped it up in toliet paper and this is what he said said said
My name is
El-i El-i
Chicka-li chicka-li
ooey gooey
up up up up
indian burger
cheese on toast
willy willy wiskers
poke poke poke
Mary

Clinton, TN

#81 Dec 5, 2009
It's definitely:
I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread. They asked me what my name was, and this is what I said said said.
My name is E-I E-I
Nicka-ny Nicka-ny
Pom pom poodle
Wally Wally whiskers

My name is Elvis Presley
Boys are sexy
Sittin in the hot tub
Drinkin diet Pepsi

My name is CHEESE.
Cheer Girl

Paragould, AR

#82 Dec 11, 2009
Brick wall, water fall..
Girl you think you know it all..
You don't
I do..
So POOF with your attitude ;)

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